Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

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sijui hili toto langu nilipeleke wapi, Leo limetoka shule eti nikaliuliza BIBILIA kwa kingereza inaitwaje likaniambia GRANDMOTHER CRY 😠😠😠 sijui nikabadilishane na kijiko cha chumvi🤔🤔🤔 Read and Write Comments

Jamaa Mmoja Alimwambia Mke Wake Wasiliana Na Kitengo Cha Dharura Hospitali, Niko Taabani Nahisi Kama Ninakufa. Mke Akamwambia Nipe Namba Yako Ya Siri Nifungue Simu Yako. Mume Akasema👉👉 Basi Acha Tu; Kila Nafsi Itaonja Mauti 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Unamtumia baba ako meseji ukiwa shule “Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny” anakuuliza “pckt mny” ndo nini? Unamjibu ni kifupi cha “pocket money” af ankutumia 10,000, unamuuliza hiyo hela ni ya nini? Anakwambia ni kifupi cha 100,000. Hapo ndo unatamani kuchoma shule ufe. Read and Write Comments

*Kama mtaani kwenu mambo yamekuwa tait , usikimbilie mtaani kwetu kwani huku yamekuwa dera kabisa*😂😂😂😂😂 Jana nilipeleka viatu kwa fundi sasa hivi nimekutana nae amevivaa namuuliza ananiambia eti ni ROAD TEST” 😂😂😁 Read and Write Comments

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et “NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME” Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi nguo, napimwa kitambaa Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza huyu Read and Write Comments

Kumkomoa… MPENZI WAKO AKIKUACHA BILA SABABU CHUKUA SIMU MPIGIE MAMA AKE MWAMBIE MWANAO AMEKUFA UWEZI…. KULIA PEKE YAKO🤒 Read and Write Comments

Et Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉 Read and Write Comments

Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

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Ndio hizi sasa 1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.5.Usisapu6.Usidisko7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo …

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Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu…..Interviewer: where were u born?Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part?Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania..😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim Read and Write Comments

Mwanafunz alikuwa kila siku anachelewa shule, na kila siku alikuwa anachapwa, basi siku moja mwalimu akaona ngoja amuulize. Mwalimu: Mbona unachelewa kila siku?Mwanafunzi: Nakaa mbali mwalimuMwalimu: (huku ana hasira akauliza)Mbali mbinguni?Mwanafunzi: Mbinguni kwa mbele😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

MTOTO: Hivi Baba wewe umezaliwa wapi?????BABA: Mbeya MTOTO: Mama nae kazaliwa wapi????BABA: TangaMTOTO: Mimi jee?????BABA: DarMTOTO: Sasa tulikutanaje????😂😂 hapo wee kama baba ungemjibuje mwanao😳😳😳 Read and Write Comments

LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TU……… SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE😆😆😆😆😆😆 Read and Write Comments

MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

JAMAA:”msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi” akalala
asubh wanakunywa