Ndoto zingine bwana usiombe zikupateMimi usiku wa kuamkia Leo nikiwa nimelala nimeota naendesha gari Yangu aina ya BMW mpya Mara gafla ikakwama kwenye tope .hivyo ikabidi nishuke ili kuisukuma loh! Yani kudadeki ile kuamka nikakuta nimesukuma kitanda hadi sebleni Daaa ilinisikitisha sana jiangalie sana sese hivi ndio narudisha kitanda chumbani .angalizo angalia ndoto unazo ota …

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Mwalimu aliingia darasani akiwa amechoka kinomaakawambia wanafunzi. ‘leo tutajifunza kipindi chadini ” wanafunzi wakiwa wanajiandaa ili kuendeleana kipindi mwalimu akajiegesha kwenye kiti klichokuakaribuu yake baada ya dakika kadhaa mwalimu alipitiwana usingizi, ghafla alingia mkurugenzi nakusimama pembeni mwa kile kiti alichokalia mwalimughafla kmya kikatawala darasani kiasi cha kunfanyamwalimu ashtuke usingizini aliamka huku akipigamiayo alpotupa jicho pembeni …

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Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupambal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta pakaamekwisharudi,jamaa alikasirika sana. Siku ya 2akamchukua na kwenda naye zaid ya kilometa 50akapiga chochoro za kutosha kishaakamtupa,akaanza safar ya kurud nyumbanbaada ya muda akampigia cm mkewe.Vp mkewangu huyo paka yupo? MKE:Ndio mume wangutena ametulia hapa kwan imekuaje? JAMAA:hebumpe cm anielekeze njia ya kurud nimepotea😳 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read …

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Ndio hizi sasa 1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.5.Usisapu6.Usidisko7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo …

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Jamaa alimfumania mtu anazini na mkewe, Akamtoza Faini ya sh 5000 tu,yule mtu akatoa 10000. Jamaa akasema lala nae tena sina chenji!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 Read and Write Comments

Boss;- kwa nini umechelewa kaziniJuma;- kuna mtu njiani alidondosha elfu1Boss;- ohhoh kwa hiyo ulikuwaunamsaidia kuitafutaJuma;- hapana nilikuwa nimeikanyaga 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi 😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Siyo watu wote wanaokuuliza kwamba watoto hawajambo,wanakuuliza kwa nia nzuri,wengine wanaulizia watoto wao waliozaa na mkeo.duh!! tutafika kwel 🙆🙆🙆🙆🏃🏃🏃 Read and Write Comments

Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu Dah!! Nimecheka hadi basi leo 😸😸😹😹 Read and Write Comments

Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..Order! Order…Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..i think wananiandalia chapati😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂 Read and Write Comments

MCHUNGAJI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?

MLEVI; “Nakunywa bia tano!

CHEKA KIDOGO MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake hukuakiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondkamkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kamakawaidaHawara 1;nakupendaMke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka KablaMume wngu hajarudi.Hawara 1;oke!Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea maramlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mumewangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mkewa mvuvi akaelekea …

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Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et “NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTE MKAPIME” Saizi nipo apa kwa fundi nguo, napimwa kitambaa Harusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza huyu Read and Write Comments

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Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke!
Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema

Teacher: Who is a pharmacist? Shemdoe raised up his hand. Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students) Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote …

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Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo

Kuna mdada nilimkopesha pesa kwa ahadi kuwa baada ya wiki moja atanirejeshea pesa zangu. Baada ya wiki moja nampigia simu hapokei simu zangu, nimempigia zaidi ya mara kumi (10) bila ya mafanikio! Kila nikimpigia simu hajibu simu zangu, nikahamua kumwandikia message kwa WhatsApp…! _Hello Mamu, Nakupigia simu sio kukudai pesa zangu, ila nataka kukwambia kuwa …

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Mke; mme wangu ungekuwa tajiri ningefurahiMimi; kwa nini?Mke; ungekuta na sisi tuna gari nzuri hatutembeu kwa mguuMimi; ah wap,unadhani ningekuwa tajiri ningekuwa na wewe?ungekuta natoka na kina wema,zari…😁😁😁naona anakusanya nguo zake itakuwa anaenda kufua Read and Write Comments