Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?

👧: “Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa”👨: “poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up”👧: “Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri”👨: “Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri”Vodka hatareee😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho,so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone“Hello Mr. Supervisor,nitachalewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu …

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Darasa lolote lile (hasa vyuoni) lazima liwe na wanafunzi wafuatao:1. Mrembo wa darasa.2. Playboy/playgirl. Hawezi kutembea na msichana/mvulana mmoja mara mbili.3. Group ya marafiki watatu. Kila mara wako pamoja.4. Mtu mwenye maswali ya kuudhi/kukera.5. Msongolist kimeo. Huyu huwa anasoma sana bt hana bahati ya kufanya vizuri. Yani msuli tembo, bt matokeo sisimizi. 6. Mlafi. Huyu …

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MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

JAMAA:”msipate tabu mi ntalala hapa kwenye kochi” akalala
asubh wanakunywa 

Hili nalo neneo. Ukimuona mbwa🐶 harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza inawezekana kilichomleta pale ndicho kilichokupeleka na wewe hapo Read and Write Comments

Looku Looku* 👀👀 *Ama Kweli Mkuki Kwa Nguruwe kwa Binadamu Mchungu Skia Hii….!!* *Ishawahi kutokea Pale nilipokutana njiani na mwalimu aliyekufundisha MATHS secondary afu akaniambia nimuelekeze njia ya kwenda sehemu fulani.* *_Nenda mbele kama 2KM hivi kisha kata kushoto,ila hakikisha ANGLE inakuwa ni 30.5 KUSINI MASHARIKI.Kisha tumia PYTHAGORAS na hakikisha una FOUR FIGURE ili kupata …

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Dunia ina mambo Kuna mama mmoja kavamia bank uchi cha kushangaza hakuna anae kumbuka uso wake😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Hivi wadada mnaovaa mawigi. 👉🏽 Utajisikiaje siku Boyfriend wako anaingia chumbani halafu anatundika NDEVU kwenye henga🤣 Read and Write Comments

GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»?? BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)GALFREND»»do you lov me???? BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee???? BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie …

Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili??? Read More »

Jamaa Mmoja Alimwambia Mke Wake Wasiliana Na Kitengo Cha Dharura Hospitali, Niko Taabani Nahisi Kama Ninakufa. Mke Akamwambia Nipe Namba Yako Ya Siri Nifungue Simu Yako. Mume Akasema👉👉 Basi Acha Tu; Kila Nafsi Itaonja Mauti 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja Read and Write Comments

Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…

Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka.

Mchungaji Kauliza: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje mbele. Mara kasimama kibabu na kwenda mbele, bibi harusi alipomuona tu yule babu akazimia. Mchungaji akauliza: tueleze pingamizi lako Kibabu kikajibu: Nimeamua kuja mbele kwasababu kule nyuma sisikii!!!. kanisa zima hoi, Read and Write Comments

Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibu 21002 Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU 😂😂mtatuua na lugha zenu😜 Read and Write Comments

Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

👉Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu••Utaota umeokota dolla ukiamka empty…••Utaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOA…..😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT. Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE. Girlfriend akamuuliza jamaa “beby vipi mbona uko hapa?” Jamaa bila woga akajibu “NIPO FIELD. Wanaume hatupendi ujinga sisi 😠😠😠 Read and Write Comments

Sababu ni hii AL-SHABABAL-QAEDAKwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa “AL-GEBRA” 😂😂😂😂🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻Kumbe ndo maana wengine hawapendi hesabu coz kuna element za ugaidi Read and Write Comments