Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shidaYani nimepanda daladalaKondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha tuliemlipa Kondakta akacheka na kusema huyo tuliemlipa ni kipofu na alikuwa …

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Oya people hv kwa mfano Dada yako akisomea sheria ndo anaitwa sister in law? au 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»?? BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)GALFREND»»do you lov me???? BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED) GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee???? BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie …

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Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?

MZEE:”sasa huyu mgeni sijui alale wap?”
MKE:”saa hizi ni usiku akalale na Bebi.”
jamaa akaona huyo Bebi pengne mtoto anakojoa kitandani au akalia asije msumbua usiku

Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji

SINA MBAVU NA HIKI KISA; BALAA LA MITOTO ISIYOPENDA SHULE! Baada ya mwiz kuvamia nyumba moja usiku na kuiba vitu vngi wakati anajiandaa kuondoka ghafla akadakwa mguu na dogo DOGO: Usipoondoka na begi langu la shule NAPIGA KELELE….😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

Msichana wa kazi alitaka mama mwenye nyumba ampandishie mshahara….. Mama mwenye nyumba akamwambia msichana ampe sababu tatu za kutaka kupandishiwa mshahara.

Msichana: Napika vizuri kuliko wewe.

Mama: Nani kakuambia?

Hii ndio Bongo Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya. MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic . BINTI: Mi naitaka hii MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha …

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Wachaga wamegawanyika kama ifuatavyo, sio wote wajanja. Kuna:- 1. WAROMBO; Hawa wajanja sana kibiashara/wezi pia. wanapenda dili za magendo. Ni walevi sana hupeleka wake zao vijijini wakileta kiburi mjini. Wanaume wa Rombo wanachunwa sana na wanawake wa Marangu na wanawaita “vishohia”. Wanawake wa Rombo ni mama Huruma, wanaachia tu.. Ukioa Mrombo ujue umeolea kijiji. 2. …

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*Wanandoa wa Kijapan wakiwa wanabishana hadharani* *Husband: Takamushi jiku.**Wife :hashi jiku mishihe**Husband: inamoto kushini hat a pi**Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita**Husband: kituya sitina kutara*.*Wife: totori yatika miniya* _Uko busy kusoma utadhani unaelewa kijapan kuwaga serious saa zingine_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

WIVU HUU NI NOMA

Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?

Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.

Darasa lolote lile (hasa vyuoni) lazima liwe na wanafunzi wafuatao:1. Mrembo wa darasa.2. Playboy/playgirl. Hawezi kutembea na msichana/mvulana mmoja mara mbili.3. Group ya marafiki watatu. Kila mara wako pamoja.4. Mtu mwenye maswali ya kuudhi/kukera.5. Msongolist kimeo. Huyu huwa anasoma sana bt hana bahati ya kufanya vizuri. Yani msuli tembo, bt matokeo sisimizi. 6. Mlafi. Huyu …

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Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama umeoa KIPAZA SAUTI 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Ndio maana mimi nafungaga condom na hela kwa pamoja… akivikuta anachukua hela na kuishia kusonya tu.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Huwa sipendagi ujinga Mimi 😡😡😡😡😡😡 Read and Write Comments

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke.Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu… Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji🤒🤒🤒 Read and Write Comments

1. Huwezi kuosha Macho kwa Sabuni;2. Huwezi kuhesabu Nywele zako; 3. Huwezi kupumua kwa Pua na huku umetoa Ulimi;4. Unajaribu kufanya namba 36. Umeona inawezekana, sanasana unakuwa Kama Jibwa;7. Unatabasamu kwa kuwa umejiona Mjinga!8. Umeruka namba 5;9. Unahakikisha Kama kweli 5 haipo.10. Unacheka kwa kuwa nimekubamba! Read and Write Comments

1, mwanaume kuoga haraka haraka ili uwahi kuangalia igizo, huo ni UMAMA..😂 2, mwanaume kupiga picha umeng’ata Lips na Unapiga na Camera Beauty Plus huo ni UMAMA..😂 3, Mwanaume kuangalia tamthilia na Jamai Raja na Maigizo kwenye chanel ya sinema zetu wakati mechi za kombe la dunia zinaendelea, pia nawe ni MMAMAA…😂😂 4, Mwanaume kuandika …

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Ulishawahi kutana na hii….Issa: mamboJeni:poa vpIssa:poa nambie: Jeni:poa aje ww:Issa:poa nambieJeni:poaIssa :bas poaJeni:poa….Issa:poa badee basiJeni:hayaIssa:bai😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA…… Read and Write Comments