JE WAJUA TANZANIA NI NCHI PEKEE AMBAYO WATU WANAPOANZA KUCHAT huanza kwa kiingereza ‘morning’ na hupiga stor zote kwa kiswahil mwishon humalizia tena kwa kiingereza ‘ g9t Read and Write Comments

Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi 😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

House girl mmoja alipewa kazi na mzungu mara akavunja sahani.Mzungu aliporejea,kazin akamuuliza ‘what happened to my plate?House girl akajbu: ‘The dog wow wow friji paaa, mchuzi mwaaaa the vyombo pangalapangala the sahan ngelengenjee……the pasuka paaaaaaaa😂😂😂😂hadi saiz mzungu bado anasoma dictionary hajui lugha gani imetumika Read and Write Comments

Vichaa wawili walikuwa wamekaa sehemu ghafla ikapita ndege angani kichaa mmoja akasema ndege ile hitakua imembeba rais kichaa mwenzake akajibu hapana ile imebeba wazungu kama ingekuwa imembeba rais ungeona mapikipiki mbele Read and Write Comments

Nimetoka kufanya interview wakaniuliza status yangu nikaawabia status yangu ni Hey there! Iam using watsApp, wameniambia nitoke nje I think wanajadiliana namna ya kunipangia kituo cha kazi Read and Write Comments

🐀 🐀 🐀 Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!! Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwakwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka …

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Unafahamu? Kile kidada kimbea kinachosemaga salio lako halitoshi kimefukuzwa kazi saivi kupiga simu ni bure mjulishe na mwenzako 📲 📲 Read and Write Comments

Jamaa fulani alikuwa ame2lia beach mzungu akapita akamuliza “Are u relax ? Jamaa akawa hamuelewi akamjibu No! Mzungu mwengine akapita akamuliza vilevile akajibu No! Akaona hapa anasumbuliwa akasogea mbele kidogo ya maji akamuona mzungu mmoja alikuwa ame2lia. Akamuliza “are u relax? Mzungu akajibu yes jamaa akamkata makofi mawili na kumwambia kumbe we ndo relax inuka …

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Unamtumia baba ako meseji ukiwa shule “Baba naomba unitumie 100,000 ya pckt mny” anakuuliza “pckt mny” ndo nini? Unamjibu ni kifupi cha “pocket money” af ankutumia 10,000, unamuuliza hiyo hela ni ya nini? Anakwambia ni kifupi cha 100,000. Hapo ndo unatamani kuchoma shule ufe. Read and Write Comments

Kakubaliana vizuri na msichana fulani hivi kuwa aibuke gheto, mchizi kajipanga vizuri kabisa…. mara saa nne hivi mdada kasema hana nauli.Mshkaji kajikunja kamtumia Elfu tano maana mwenye shida alikuwa ni yeye……Baada ya nusu saa yule dada akamtumia meseji.“Jamani mpenzi, kumbe baba hatoki nilijua atatoka… sorry bae sitaweza kuja kwa leo… sooo sorry!”Mshkaji jiii! hajajibu kitu….. …

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Kuna jamaa alifutwa kazi… Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlango wa mbele… Ikawa hv…boss: _mbona waja kunya kwangu?_jamaa: _nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa_😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

JE WAJUA? Je wajua kwamba kuku wa kwenye Whatsapp anamzidi tembo ukubwa? 🐓👉🏽🐘. 😂😂😂Maajabu! Read and Write Comments

Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu Dah!! Nimecheka hadi basi leo 😸😸😹😹 Read and Write Comments

Hili nalo neno Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unakalia kusema waooo waoooo kama king’ora cha ambulance. Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana ..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

Jamaa alikuwa kwenye daladala pembeni kunadada mrembo kakaa. Kamlia timing kwa mudakisha halafu akamuuliza “Samahani dadaunaitwa Google?”.Dada: “hapana, kwanini umedhani naitwahivyo?”. Jamaa: “Una kila kitu nnachokitafuta“😅😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Read and Write Comments

Mapenzi ni balaa Mapenzi ujue yanawez kukupa stress adi mama ako akikuuliz what’s wrong🤔-—unawez kumjib MAMA WE BADO MDOGO UWEZ ELEW🤣🤣🤣 Read and Write Comments

Jamaa yupo ndani ya Range rover yake mpya na msichana ambaye ni mpenzi wake. #Jamaa: kuna siri flani nimeitunza moyoni mwangu kwa muda mrefu na nikaona kama nitakuambia lazima utaniacha. #Msichana: siri gani hiyo mpenzi wangu? #Jamaaa: nimeoa.#Msichanaa: Hɛɛɛɛɛɛɛɛ! We umenishtua sana,mm nilifikiri hili gari sio lako!🙆🙆🤗🤗 Read and Write Comments

POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.

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