2 Lovers decided to suicide…! . . . Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her eyes n returned Home… . . . Boy In the Air Opened the Parachute n Said I knew that Bitch won’t “jump.! . . . From that day onwards people started saying . Ladies First
This is The Only Planet
Where U Get Girls.!
A year has 365 days
balance :313 summer
8hours daily sleep means 122
1 hour daily playing means
2 hours daily foodmeans 30 days
1hr 4 talking means15 days
exam days total in year 35days
sickness 3days,movies & functions
that 1 day is Ur birthday
HOW CAN A STUDENT PASS?
Written by a confident lady …😄
After a meeting, I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn’t there too.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them …….
His theory is the car will be stolen if left at the ignition key slot !
Immediately, I rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion …..
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty 😱😞😞.
I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, description of the car, place I parked, etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that the car had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband,
I left my keys in the car …. and it has been stolen.”
There was a big silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
“Idiot”, he shouted, “I dropped you at the hotel !”
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, and happy as well, I said, “Well, then pls come and get me.”
He shouted again, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman, that I have not stolen your car.” 😁😁
Don’t laugh alone 😄😄😅😅😂😂
Send to other husbands or wives because ….
So many things go wrong daily, and you can’t blame yourself all the times 😉😊😆
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Boy: You look Exactly Like my Wife.! Girl: Ohhh..What’s your Wife Name? Boy: I’m not Married yet !
If a BARBER makes a
it’s a new style. .
If a POLITICIAN makes a
it’s a new law. .
If a SCIENTIST makes a
it’s a new invention. .
If a TAILOR makes a
it’s a new fashion. .
If a TEACHER makes a
it’s a new theory. .
If a STUDENT makes a
it’s a “MISTAKE” .
This iz cheating…
A man received an unknown call..
Girl : hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
Again man got a call
Girl : do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man : oh sorry honey i didn’t recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar…
Man : wtf….. :-P:-D