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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote! Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, “Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?” Kijana akajibu “NO,” Mtalii akamwambia “nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u’ll die with your illiteracy!” baada ya muda …

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Bro: Tumia tu mpaka uchoke.
Dogo: Hujanielewa,nitumie hela.

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Hakuna Kitu Kilikua Kinaniumizaga Kipindi Nipo Shuleni. Time Mmetoka Kwenye Mitihani Wa Mathematics Halafu Mpo Kikundi Fulani Either Mnarudi Nyumbani Au Mnapumzika Kwa Ajili Ya Next Exam. Unasikia Jamaa Wanabishana Pale Jibu Lilikua 4 Mwingine Anasema 5, Na Wewe Ulijaza 80. Read and Write Comments

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Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza “Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, “toa Kwanza nizione..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Read and Write Comments

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Boss mmoja aliingia kazini kwake kasahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake sasa secretary wake akamfuata na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:

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