Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
Because you can’t pull his leg.
Category: Funny Questions
What do you call a left-handed dog?
What do you call a left-handed dog?
A south paw.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it’s only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
Because they peel!
Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRR!
What kind of murderer has fiber?
What kind of murderer has fiber?
A cereal killer.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
The Head…
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? Show Answer A nervous wreck
What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?
What was the banker’s favorite player on the football team?
The quarterback.
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?
What’s ET short for?
Because he’s got little legs
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Mice.
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
Answer: A door.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
Which Budgie owns the cage? Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch. Which Budgie owns the cage? Show Answer The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
Why did the book join the police force?
Why did the book join the police force?
He wanted to go undercover.
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Because she had two left feet.
Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Why do Marxists like fruit infusions?
Because all proper tea is theft!
