What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Mice.
Category: Funny Questions
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
They went on a class trip.
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Because she had two left feet.
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
The Head…
What bird loves construction work?
What bird loves construction work? Show Answer Answer: A crane
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it’s only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own
Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRR!
What did the duck say to the clown?
What did the duck say to the clown?
You quack me up!
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
Which Budgie owns the cage?
Which Budgie owns the cage? Three budgies in a cage, one on the top perch, one on the middle and one on the bottom perch. Which Budgie owns the cage? Show Answer The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches.
