What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
The Head…
Category: Funny Questions
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Mice.
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
What’s the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it’s only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own
What was born to succeed?
What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak.
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Why did the dog keep tripping?
Because she had two left feet.
