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RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
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Hakuna Kitu Kilikua Kinaniumizaga Kipindi Nipo Shuleni. Time Mmetoka Kwenye Mitihani Wa Mathematics Halafu Mpo Kikundi Fulani Either Mnarudi Nyumbani Au Mnapumzika Kwa Ajili Ya Next Exam. Unasikia Jamaa Wanabishana Pale Jibu Lilikua 4 Mwingine Anasema 5, Na Wewe Ulijaza 80. Read and Write Comments

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji

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