Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentineās Day?
Answer: Cauliflower! š¼š„¦
Explanation: You definitely don’t want to receive cauliflower on Valentine’s Day because, well, it’s not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they’re expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? š
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. š“š¤
I donāt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. āš
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! š·āāļøšļø
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! šš¤
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. šš¦·