Angalia nilichokifanya baada ya kuumwa na meno
Baada ya kuumwa na Meno nikaamua hivi.
mimi sipeñdagi ujinga,,,Nmeumwa na jino moja la chini..nimeng’oa meno yote ya chini ili iwe funzo kwa meno ya juu😡😡
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Kali za leo: Misemo ya kuchekesha na kuvunja mbavu
1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga(gari), dirisha zinakuwa tinted!
2. Kwenu kuchafu mpaka mende zinatema mate.
3. Vile wewe mfupi, ukipiga picha ya passport inatokea full.
4. Ati(house) yenu ina gate lakini hakuna fence.
5. Baba alienda ku buy ngombe akaona ikikojoa akasema sitaki hiyo imetoboka.
6.Wee mblack mpaka ukikutana na mzungu afternoon anakusalimia: Good evening.
7. Mko wengi kwa house mpaka kuna rush hours na kukinyesha kunakuwa na jam.
8. Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaomba chumvi, fork na pilipili.
9. We ni mrefu mpaka ukikunywa maziwa inafika kwa tumbo ikiwa mgando.
10.Wewe ni mweusi ukikanyanga makaa unawacha footprint nyeusi.
11. Kwenyu mkikunywa maji mnaitisha toothpick
12. We ni mbishi hadi ulikataa kuzaliwa uchi
13. Kwenu kuna insecurity ikifika usiku hadi geti mnaingiza ndani
14. Kwenu ni wengi sana hadi mmeweka round about ndani.
15. Wewe ni mlafi hadi maji uliyochemshia mayai unayafanya supu.
16. We ni mjinga sana hadi blood test ulifeli.
17. Una chogo refu hadi ukigeuka haraka unaweza kuliona.
18. Una kichwa kikubwa hadi ukiingia kwenye daladala konda anakwambia “abiria usiingie na mizigo, tunaweka juu kwenye carrier
Cheki huyu mtoto anachosema
sijui hili toto langu nilipeleke wapi, Leo limetoka shule eti nikaliuliza BIBILIA kwa kingereza inaitwaje likaniambia GRANDMOTHER CRY
😠😠😠 sijui nikabadilishane na kijiko cha chumvi🤔🤔🤔
Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi
Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.
mtoto kwa sababu mama uliniambia nikitoka shule nije moja kwa moja mpaka nyumbani nisiende kokote
Angalia huyu polisi kitu alichonijibu
Nimefika hapa Polisi Station nimefarijika sana na Kustuka baada ya kumkuta Askari hapa Kaunta anasoma Biblia nikajisikia fahari kuona anasoma neno kituo cha Polisi. Nikamuukiza Afande ni Nani alimuua Goliathi? Akasema Muulize Afande Mwita mlango namba 2 ndo anausika na Kesi za Mauaji.😂😂
Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa
Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu
“`Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani
Wameniuliza “so how far did you go with your education?”, nikawaambia.. “””””I didn’t go very far because our school was just behind our house”””
wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!“`…….
😀 *your prayers plz*
Hakuna mtu mwenye mbio duniani kama huyu
HAKUNA MTU MWENYE MBIO, KAMA MSICHANA ALIYEPAKA MAKE UP ALAFU MVUA INYESHE….. 😂😂
Dunia ina mambo, soma hii
Dunia ina mambo
Kuna mama mmoja kavamia bank uchi cha kushangaza hakuna anae kumbuka uso wake😂😂😂😂😂
Kuwa na Binti aliyeacha shule
Kuwa na binti aliyeacha shule ni BALAA.
Anaweza kukuacha kwa staili ileile alotumia kuacha SHULE
😅😅😅😅😅
Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana
Hili nalo neno
Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unakalia kusema waooo waoooo kama king’ora cha ambulance.
Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute
Matatizo ni nini???
`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, `
🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒
Walahi haya ndo matatizo😅😅😅😅😅😅
Hii bahati mbaya hii haifai kusema Samahani
(KIFO NI NIN)
KIFO ni pale unapokosea text na kumtumia
BABA yako kipindi mnakula
“hello Mrembo”😁😁
Kama utazubutu kusema Samahani 😁
Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
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Responding to Pet Names: A Guide to Healthy Relationships
Navigating the landscape of romantic relationships often involves navigating the nuances of communication, including the use of pet names. While pet names can be a sweet and affectionate way to express intimacy, it’s crucial to ensure that these terms reflect mutual respect and understanding within the partnership. This article explores the dynamics surrounding pet names and offers guidance on fostering healthy communication in relationships.
The use of pet names can be a deeply personal matter, varying significantly across cultures and individual preferences. What might be endearing to one person could be unsettling or even offensive to another. Open and honest communication about comfort levels is paramount. A pet name, regardless of its apparent innocence, should never be imposed or used in a way that diminishes or disrespects the other person.
Consider the context in which a pet name is used. A playful nickname exchanged between long-term partners might be perfectly acceptable, while the same nickname used in a new or less established relationship could create discomfort or even insecurity. The power dynamics within a relationship greatly influence the acceptability of certain terms of endearment.
If you’re uncomfortable with a pet name your partner uses, it’s essential to communicate your feelings clearly and directly. Avoid passive-aggressive responses or subtle hints; a frank and open conversation is the most effective approach. Explain your discomfort, using “I” statements to focus on your feelings rather than placing blame on your partner. For example, instead of saying “You always call me that and it makes me feel bad,” try “I feel uncomfortable when I’m called that name. Could we perhaps find something else we both like?”
Reciprocity is another important aspect of using pet names in relationships. If one partner uses a pet name, the other partner should feel comfortable using a reciprocated term of endearment or at least a term of similar affection. A one-sided imposition of pet names can lead to feelings of imbalance and resentment within the relationship. The use of pet names should feel mutually agreeable and reflect the equality and respect inherent in a healthy partnership.
Ultimately, the use of pet names should enhance the relationship, fostering a sense of closeness and affection. However, if a pet name causes discomfort or undermines the respect and equality within the relationship, it’s crucial to address the issue openly and honestly. Prioritizing open communication and mutual respect will ensure that the language of love strengthens rather than weakens the bond between partners.
Remember, healthy relationships thrive on open communication and mutual respect. Addressing any discomfort with pet names promptly and directly will contribute to a more fulfilling and harmonious partnership.
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Cheki kilichompata huyu dada!!
NDOA inafungwa KANISANI Mchungaji akauliza-Yeyote mwenye Pingamizi La Ndoa hii kufungwa aje Mbele, +++ KIBABU kikasimama na kwenda Mbele,
Bi harusi akaanguka na akazimia ghafla!😭😭😭
Mchungaji- Tuambie Babu Pingamizi Lako!
Babu-Nimeamua kuja mbele,kule nyuma sisikii vizuri! watu hoiiii!!
hata mimi hoi…😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Eti hii ni kweli kwa mwanaume anayempa simu mkewe
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
Usichokijua kuhusu shamba lako
Je wajua?.. Shamba lako likipatikana na dhahabu ni mali ya serikali..ila likipatikana na bangi ni mali yako
😂😂😂😂
Hapa itakuaje?
NAJISIKIA NIMEBOEKA…
SIJUI NIENDE KAMBI YOYOTE YA JESHI NITEREMSHE BENDERA
ALAFU NITOKE MBIO…..
😜😜😜😜😜🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???
GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart
BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??
BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu
BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????
BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa
BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????
BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)
👆👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄👆👆😄😄👆👆
Angalia kile kitabia cha kufuta namba kwenye simu kilivyomponza huyu jamaa
Jana nilijipa kazi ya kufuta vitu visivyo na umuhimu kwenye sm yangu. Katika futa futa si nimefuta namba ya bosi wangu. Halafu boss mwenyew wa kike. Mida ya Saa mbili usiku nikawa chumbani kwangu. Mara simu ýäñgù ikawa inaita. Kucheki namba ngeni. Nikapokea baada ya salamu. Me→nani mwenzangu?? Boss→we hunijui me ?? Me→usinijbu swali kwa swali Nita kublacklist sasa hiv. Sipendagi ujinga.. Kwa sasa nazurura tu mtaani na roba langu La machupa
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
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