Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

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Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.

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Kingereza sio mchezo, angalia huyu anavyojichanganya

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Jamaa fulani alikuwa ame2lia beach mzungu akapita akamuliza “Are u relax ? Jamaa akawa hamuelewi akamjibu No! Mzungu mwengine akapita akamuliza vilevile akajibu No!

Akaona hapa anasumbuliwa akasogea mbele kidogo ya maji akamuona mzungu mmoja alikuwa ame2lia. Akamuliza “are u relax? Mzungu akajibu yes jamaa akamkata makofi mawili na kumwambia kumbe we ndo relax inuka unatafutwa na wenzako…..Shenz mkubwa mie nasumbuliwa na wenzako kule we umejikausha!!

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Baada ya kuulizwa nani anapenda kwenda peponi, haya ndiyo yalikua majibu ya wanafunzi

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Wanafunzi waliulizwa na mwalimu nani angependa kwenda peponi? Wote wakanyosha ila mmoja tu alipokwenda nyumbani akamuelezea mamake, mamake akamuuliza je wewe ulinyosha mtoto hapana mama yule mama akamuuliza kwanini.

mtoto kwa sababu mama uliniambia nikitoka shule nije moja kwa moja mpaka nyumbani nisiende kokote

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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi

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1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.

2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.

3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?

4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.

5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.

6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.

7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.

8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.

9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.

10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.

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Hakuna mtu mwenye mbio duniani kama huyu

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HAKUNA MTU MWENYE MBIO, KAMA MSICHANA ALIYEPAKA MAKE UP ALAFU MVUA INYESHE….. 😂😂

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Hawa Machizi wamezidi sasa

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Chizi kakaa ukingoni mwa bahari analia kwa masikitiko na huku kakamata kijiko cha chai. Mwezake akamuuliza mbona unalia mwenzangu. Chizi akajibu nimetia vijiko vitatu vya sukari baharini, kila nikionja bado ina chumvi. Mwenzake akacheka sanaaaaaa akamwambia. Hujakoroga!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ungekua wewe ni mwalimu ungemshauri nini huyu mwanafunzi?

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Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.

MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?

JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.

MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?

ROSE: Nataka kuwa rubani, niweze kusaidia watu wanapenda kusafiri kw anga.

MWAL: Safi sana Rose. Utakua utakua mfano kwa wasichana wenzio kuwa na bidii kwenye masomo ya sayansi.

MWAL: Na wewe James??

JAMES: mimi nataka kuwa tajiri mkubwa sana. Niwe na nyumba Tanzania, S.Africa, Marekani na Dubai. Niwe na gari 7 za kutembelea. Kila siku nabadilisha. Leo nikipanda hii, siirudii hadi week iishe. Nataka niwe namiliki viwanda, Makampuni, ndege binafsi na mashamba makubwa. Nataka niwe na nguvu serikalini ya kuamua nani awe Rais na nani asiwe……”

Akameza mate kisha akaendelea….

“Nataka kuwa na walinzi 20 wenye silaha nzito wakinizunguka, na watumishi wakininyenyekea. Nataka kuwa bilionea ninayeogopwa. Lakini pia nataka kuwa na mke mzuuuri sana ambaye nitakuwa natembea nae kila mahali.”

MWAL: ndoto nzuri sn lakini unahitaji bidii sana kutimiza. Haya na wewe Jenny tueleze unataka kuwa nani??

JENNY: Nataka kuwa mke wa James.!!

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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani

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Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…

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Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…

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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka

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Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu..
Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu..
Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?

Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3..
Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria..
Mume: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu..
Mume: 😳😳😳

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Je, hii ni kweli kwa wale wasichana wasiojibu meseji WhatsApp!!!?

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Ukiona hivyo ujue ndio hivi

Mwanaume mwenzangu ukiona unamtext msg msichana WhatsApp kaisoma hajajibu, umetuma ya pili kasoma hajajibu, ukatuma ya tatu hajajibu mmmmmh😨😨 hapo ujue mwenzio kaangalia kwenye profile yako, kakagua picha weee mwishoni akajisemea tu “Huyu.mkaka hapana kwa kweli”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

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Hili nalo neno kwa wavulana

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Hili nalo neno

Demu wako anakuja kwako kasuka nywele za 30,000 na hujampa hata mia,we unakalia kusema waooo waoooo kama king’ora cha ambulance.

Shauri yako we endelea kusema waoooo waooo na atakuwa wao kweli.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Watu wana vimaneno

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Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu

Dah!!

Nimecheka hadi basi leo

😸😸😹😹

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Safari ni safari

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FUNDISHO : SAFARI NI SAFARI

Maisha ni ya ajabu sana, wakati mwingine maisha ni mazuri na mwingine ni mabaya, katika maisha yetu tumeshapitia safari nyingi sana na za aina mbalimbali kwa nyakati mbalimbali. Lakin kiukweli kila safari ni safari tuu.

Japokua kila safari ina changamoto zake lakini mwisho wake ni ule ule , kila safari ina uzuri na upekee wake.

Vile vile kila safari ina ubaya wake, kwa mfano kila safari ina gharama yake kulingana na upekee wake.

Usiwe na wasiwasi na mashaka na aina ya safari ulionayo, jipe moyo utaimaliza na kupata ulichokitarajia. Haya ndio maisha na wote tunatakiwa tuyafurahie.

Ingawa kila mtu ana safari yake bado wote tunatakiwa tufurahie pamoja kwa safari tuliyo nayo. Hata Uwe Na safar ya aina gani wewe furahi tuu. Hii ni kwa sababu safari mwisho wake ni mmoja kwa wote burudani ni ile ile

Safari🍺 ni safari 🍺hata kama ni ya chupa au ya kopo mwisho wake 💤💤

😋😜😜😂😂😂
Ulijua ni nn??

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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, “Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?” Kijana akajibu “NO,” Mtalii akamwambia “nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u’ll die with your illiteracy!” baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii “Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho “No” kijana akamwambia “You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Misemo ya kina dada

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Misemo ya kina dada

walianza na halohalooo!
Wakaja unalo babu weee!
Ikafuata utajijuuu!
Ikafupishwa utajiJJ!
Mara ghafla kantangazeee!
Haikukaa sana kansajiriii!
Ikatoka nyingine nishiiiiida!

Unaijua iliyotoka Leo?

Heh! Heh! Heeeh! MB zenyewe 8 nikudownload unanini?

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Cheki huyu kiherehere alivyojibiwa

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Za asubuhi?

Nzur sjui huko?

Huku kwema tuu

VP si ulimaliza chuo ww?

Ndio kwani vp?

Mbona hatuoni matunda yake?

Kwani mi nlienda na miche ya mipapai au miembe au umeambiwa TIA, IFM na IAA wanakodisha Mashamba ya nyanya ????????

Hamna sio hvyo umeenda mbali kaka

Kama kilomita ngapi?

Haya yaishe bhana…

Ukome kwa kiherehere

Nitukane tuu unakumbuka kuna SKU nlkupa buku ya nauli?

Nitajie namba yako ya tgo pesa nkuwekee hyo buku

Kwani mi nimesema unilipe

Utajua mwenyewe ila nakutumia kwenye namba uliyonitext wee si umefanya ujinga mi nafanya upumbavu

Simple lyke dat Viherehere huwa tunawajbu HVO……😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Jambo la kufanya kama binti alikuachaga zamani na sahizi anakutaka

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Kilichotokea baada ya kumdanganya mchungaji wangu

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Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?

Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!

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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi

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Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Vituko Vya Weekend

Jamaa fulani alikuwa ame2lia beach mzungu akapita akamuliza “Are u relax ? Jamaa akawa hamuelewi akamjibu No! Mzungu mwengine akapita akamuliza vilevile akajibu No!

Akaona hapa anasumbuliwa akasogea mbele kidogo ya maji akamuona mzungu mmoja alikuwa ame2lia. Akamuliza “are u relax? Mzungu akajibu yes jamaa akamkata makofi mawili na kumwambia kumbe we ndo relax inuka unatafutwa na wenzako…..Shenz mkubwa mie nasumbuliwa na wenzako kule we umejikausha!!

HAKUNA MTU MWENYE MBIO, KAMA MSICHANA ALIYEPAKA MAKE UP ALAFU MVUA INYESHE….. 😂😂

Eti linalo jamba ni tumbo makalio ni spika tu

Dah!!

Nimecheka hadi basi leo

😸😸😹😹

Jumapili baada ya kutoka KANISANI, Pastor akaona simu yangu niliyonunua LAKI 5,akaniuliza hiyo simu umenunua Bei gani?

Kwakuwa natoaga sadaka kidogo,na ZAKA ndo sijawahi kutoa,Nikamjibu nimenunua JANA,ELFU 50, akanipa LAKI MOJA,nikanunue mbili,yake na ya mke wake. Sa najaribu kumuuliza Mungu,kwanini kaamua kuniadhibu mbele ya mchungaji bila hata kunionya!

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows