Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,
Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,
chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa!😆😆😆
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu
👀🐀🐁🐀👀
Kakubaliana vizuri na msichana fulani hivi kuwa aibuke gheto, mchizi kajipanga vizuri kabisa…. mara saa nne hivi mdada kasema hana nauli.
Mshkaji kajikunja kamtumia Elfu tano maana mwenye shida alikuwa ni yeye……
Baada ya nusu saa yule dada akamtumia meseji.
“Jamani mpenzi, kumbe baba hatoki nilijua atatoka… sorry bae sitaweza kuja kwa leo… sooo sorry!”
Mshkaji jiii! hajajibu kitu…..
Baada ya muda kidogo meseji ikaingia katika simu ya binti, akajua mchizi kajibu. Mh! kutazama ni meseji kutoka Mpesa.
“CA90F0511 IMETHIBITISHWA Tshs 5000 ILIYOTUMWA KIMAKOSA KATIKA ACCOUNT YAKO IMETOLEWA SALIO LAKO NI Tshs 5”
Halafu ndo ikaingia meseji ya mshkaji.
“BASI POA SIKU NYINGINE KAMA VIPI”
#dada wa watu mashavu yakamshuka… hakuamini kilichotokea…. yaani jamaa keshawapigia Voda na pesa fasta imezuiliwa……
UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA MAVI JUU YA CHOO ALAFU UNAAMUA KURUDI ZAKO ILE UNATOKA TU UNAMUONA DEMU MZURI ULIYEMTONGOZA JANA ANAKUJA KUINGIA CHOO ULICHOTOKA WW NA KINA MZIGO WA MAVI JUU NA AMEKUONA WW NDIO UMETOKA MLE NDANI ..unaamua kurudi ili uka flash bahat mby maji hakuna.!!!
😁😁😁HAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI SIKU HIZI HATUPENDI UJINGA😆😆😆😆
Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…
Kimchepuko chako kinakuandikia meseji kama hii…
…Samahani baby kama unavyojua nimeokoka ,nimetubu kanisani lakini nabii kaniambia niwaombe msamaha wote niliowakosea.
Nimemkosea sana mkeo kwa kumwibia mumewe na nimepanga kuja kumwomba msamaha kesho ntakuja na nabii na Mchumba wangu mpya nilie mpata kanisani.
Samahani kwa usumbufu uliojitokeza lakini hilo ni kwa ajili ya utukufu wa bwana!!!
Wako Manka wa Magorofani😅😅
Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu
MKE..mume wangu unaweza kuua simba kwasababu yangu???
MME: Hapana mke wangu, sema kingine
MKE:unaweza kunipa nione watsapp yako nione msgs?
MME: Haya sema huyo simba yukwap nikamuue
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