The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it’s always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler’s authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪