Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

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MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza.”sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?” Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.

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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi

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Jamaa mmoja alialikwa ktk harusi. Akafika mlango Wa 1 umeandikwa kulia ni ndugu Wa maharusi, kushoto ni wageni waalikwa, akaenda kushoto maana yy alialikwa. Akakuta mlango wa2 umeandikwa kulia wenye zawadi kushoto wasionazawadi yy hakuwa na zawadi. Mlango Wa 3 umeandikwa kulia wanawake kushoto waume akapita kushoto akajikuta ametokea mtaani

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄. Tujifunze kutoa wandugu

*hatupendagi ujinga sisi*
🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

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Mimi ndio nimeelewa hivi!

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Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu dereva sasa

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Tulikua kwa basi tunaelekea arusha,ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari, nikaenda kumziba macho nkamuuliza otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana
NA SASA HIVI NIMEZINDUKA NIMEONA ABIRIA WOTE TUPO WODI NAMBA 3 HAPA KCMC MOSHI. 🤕🤕🤕🤕
SODA ZA WAGONJWA PLIIIZ!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?

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Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,

mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?

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Kilichotokea nikiiwa namsaidia mtoto home work

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Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza “Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, “toa Kwanza nizione..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Sio kwa wivu huu

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Wanawake nilianza kuwachukia tokea shule ya msingi.

Ni pale mwanamke wangu aliponiacha na kwenda kwa jamaa mwenye kichongeo kipya …inauma sanaa…

WANAWAKE SIO WATU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO ASEEE Bac tuu

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Unakumbuka hizi Sheria zetu za mpira utotoni?

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1.Mwenye mpira Lazima acheze ata kama hajui mpira
2.Dogo mnene Lazima awe golikipa
3.Mwenye mpira ataamua nan acheze na nan asicheze

4.kama haujashiriki kufuma mpira unaweza ucpate namba
5.Ukichaguliwa mwishon ujue uwezo wako ni mdogo kuliko wote
6.Mwenye mpira akikaclika mpira umeisha
7.Inaruhusiwa kubadili golikipa kama ikitokea penat na baada ya apo ataendelea kudaka yule yule
8.Mechi itaisha pale giza linapoingia
9.wale ambao wamekosa namba kazi yao ni kufata mpira ukitoka
10.yule mtaalam wa soka {KM MIMI } huwa hakoc namba ata cku moja!
Ukiikumbuka lazima utabasam!

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Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. Chezeya mchaga!

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Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata

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Angalia kilichotokea

Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema “hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!

Mlevi wa pili akamnyang’anya kisha nae akaangalia kioo akasema “wee kweli huna akili, si mimi huyu? halafu unajidai hunikumbuki …!!!

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Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

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Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi

PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!

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Angalia kilichonikuta nilipoenda kwa mganga

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Usije ukaenda kwa mganga, mwenzako yamenikuta, yani masharti niliyopewa, acha tu,
yalikua hivi:-

1.Jasho la nyoka.
2.Manyoya ya mende.
3.Sisimizi Shoga.
4.Mbwa mjane.
5.Kuku aliye single.
6.Samaki mwenye miaka miwili bila kuoga
7.Mti wenye ujauzito.
8.Mbavu za Nzi.
9.Nywele za Kiroboto.
10.Mwanya wa Mbu.
Duuh..!! mwanangu kwa hali hii mbona itakula kwako.
Wengine wanasemaga
IGA UFE! Rizik anagawa Mungu tu shetan simuelew!

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Huyu jamaa kawaweza wapenda vya bure

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Jamaa kaingia mgahawani kwa fujo
JAMAA : Nipe soda moja na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapokunywa soda napenda kila mtu anywe
WATU : Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!
JAMAA : Nipe mchemsho na kila mtu mpe wa kwake maana ninapokula mchemsho napenda kila mtu ale wake
WATU: Watu weweeee! Tena safari hii Na makofi juu..
JAMAA : Mhudumu, nipe bili na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapolipa bili napenda kuona kila mtu analipa yake
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Misemo ya kina dada

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Misemo ya kina dada

walianza na halohalooo!
Wakaja unalo babu weee!
Ikafuata utajijuuu!
Ikafupishwa utajiJJ!
Mara ghafla kantangazeee!
Haikukaa sana kansajiriii!
Ikatoka nyingine nishiiiiida!

Unaijua iliyotoka Leo?

Heh! Heh! Heeeh! MB zenyewe 8 nikudownload unanini?

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Angalia sababu ya mwanamme kubadili jina na Kuitwa jina la kike, hii dunia ina mambo kweli

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Rashidi alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi, akashtakiwa.
Kumbe Rashidi ana bibi yake mtaalamu wa yale mambo yao ya Sumbawanga, akampachika Rashidi i jinsia ya kike.

Alipofika mahakamani kuhojiwa Rashidi akasema sijampa ujauzito kwa sababu mimi pia nina jinsia ya kike.
Kwa kuthibitisha Rashid wakaenda kumkagua basi akashinda kesi, kufika nyumbani Rashid akawakuta watu wamejaa wanalia, akauliza kulikoni?
Akaambiwa bibi yako amefariki. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😆😆😆😆😆😆
Kwa sasa Rashid anaitwa Leila😀😀😀

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Ndege ya Tanzania

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Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:

Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania.
Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake
Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa:
Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!

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Analia kilichompata huyu jamaa baada ya kubadili jinsia yake kichawi

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Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya Jadi…

Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde Mahakamani na akitoka arudishiwe mambo yake kama kawaida.

Bibi akampachika jamaa jinsia ya kike alipofika mahakamani kuhojiwa akasema mi sijampa ujauzito kwasababu minina jinsia ya kike pia…!
Kwa kuthibitisha akajifunua nguo, basi jamaa akashinda kesi.

Jamaa akawa anarudi Home, lakini wakati anakaribia kufika akaona watu wengi wamejaa home wanalia akauliza kulikoni akaambiwa “Bibi amefariki”!

Vuta picha hapo…!!!

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Wanawake wanavyopenda hela, hadi kutoka kwa nyani na ngedere

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Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa…

Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu…..

Wanavyopenda hela

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Stori za simu za wavulana na wasichana

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STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM

Mary… Hallow mpenzii
Lily…. Niambie my dear
Mary..Pouwaa za siku jamani
Lily…Nzuri rafiki Yangu wa damu
Mary…Jioni nakuja kwako tule Na
kunywa japo wine wanguu
Lily…Nakusubiri kwa hamuu
mpenziiii

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

Lily…Huyu mchawi wa kike Leo
anataka kuja kwangu wala hanikuti.
Mary..Hahahahaaaa Uwiiiiiiiiii huyu
kahaba eti nakusubir Kwa hamuu
nani aende!!!

STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU

John…Niaje we mbwaa
Sam…Pouwa kichaa wanguu
John..Upo wap mpumbavu wewe
Sam…Niko hom, we fala Uko wap?
John..Baadae nakuibukia jambaz
langu tukale bata
Sawa… Pouwaa we ms**nge
nakusubiri

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

John…Dah baadae nikakae na
mwanangu Sam sijamuona long
time
Sam…John bwana akiwa Na pesa
lazima anitafute mwanaeee.

FUNZO..

Baadhi ya Wasichana
hujifanya wanapendana Kwa
maneno lkn ni Kwa nje tu!! lkn
WANACHUKIANA
WAVULANA unaweza Kudhani
hawapendani Kwa Maneno lkn
WANAPENDANA..

Mpe TANO mchizi wako kudumisha upendo wetu wavulana…
High 👊👊👊👊👊 boys

hiyo apo

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Nilichokifanya baada ya kualikwa na mchumba wangu kwao

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Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu…

Nikaamua kuvaa gloves…

Sipendagi aibu ndogo ndogo ukweni.😏😏😏

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Vichekesho Vya Kuwaadisia

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kusaidia Mtoto wa Nursery Homework ni Ngumu. Unamuuliza “Nina Pipi Tano, nikiwagawia Watoto Watatu, kila mmoja Pipi Mojamoja nabakiwa na ngapi? Anakwambia, “toa Kwanza nizione..”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa…

Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu…..

Wanavyopenda hela

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

STORY ZA WASICHANA KTK SIM

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILAMMOJA ANAWAZA

STORY ZA WAVULANA KATIKA SIMU

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILAMMOJA ANAWAZA

FUNZO..

Mchumba wangu amenialika kwao nikawaone wazazi wake lakini akaniambia nisiende mikono mitupu…

Nikaamua kuvaa gloves…

Sipendagi aibu ndogo ndogo ukweni.😏😏😏

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA

BAADA YA KUKATA SIMU…KILA
MMOJA ANAWAZA