Angalia huyu boyfriend alivyomuweza huyu msichana wake

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Siku moja msichana alikuwa anapita maeneo ya A.T.M gafla
akamuona boyfriend wake anatoa pesa kwenye A.T.M binti
akaamua kujificha na kumtumia boyfriend wake sms ya
kimahaba
“Honey kama upo nyumbani umelala naomba unitumie ndoto
zako,
Kama unakula nitumie chakula, Kama unacheka nitumie kicheko
chako,
Kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,Kama unatoa pesa kwenye
A.T.M nitumie pesa.” Boyfriend akajibu “NIKO CHOONI LABDA
NIKUTUMIE KINYESI MPENZI!!

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Angalia alichokifanya huyu mtu baada ya kuokota wallet ya thamani

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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station “naitwa Juma nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki7, ATM card na karatasi yenye PIN ya ATM card na kijimfuko cha dhahabu” Mtangazaji akasema, kwa hiyo ungependa kumrudishia mwenyewe kama anakusikiliza? Jamaa akajibu; hapana, ninaomba kumuombea dedication wimbo wa R.Kelly usemao “U SAVED ME” umfikie popote alipo!!

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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng’ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??

BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

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MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU

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1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!

2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.

3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.

4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!…

5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipia….

6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.

7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..

8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyombo…

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Kilichotokea Baada ya mlevi na mchungaji kukutana

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MCHUNGAJI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Ndio.
MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa siku unakunywa bia ngapi!?

MLEVI; “Nakunywa bia tano!
MCHUNGAJI; “Bia moja bei gani!?
MLEVU; “2500/
MCHUNGAJI; “Ulianza lini kunywa bia!?
MLEVI; “Miaka 18 iliyopita!

MCHUNGAJI; “Kwa hiyo kwa siku unatumia zaidi ya 10,000??
MLEVI; “Ndio!
MCHUNGAJI; “Kama u gekuwa unatunza hiyo pesa 10,000 kwa siku leo hii si ungekuwa na Range Rover!?
MLEVI; “Samahani, naweza kukuuliza swali!?
MCHUNGAJI; “Uliza!
MLEVI; “Unakunywa bia!?
MCHUNGAJI; “Hapana!
MLEVI; “Nionyeshe Range Rover yako!
MCHUNGAJI; “akasepa”

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Wavuta bangi wa Colombia watoa mpya

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Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

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Sifa 10 za mwanaume ambaye kila binti anayetaka aolewe angependa aolewe naye!!

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1. Awe na pesa nyingi

2.Siyo lazima awe mzuri wa sura

3. Ajenge ukweni

4.Awe mpole

5.Asimuonee wivu mke wake

6.Awe mwenye upendo wa dhati

7.Asishike simu ya mke wake.

8.Akimkuta na mwanaume apite tu, akitaka kujua ni nani asubiri nyumbani

9.Awe anamskiliza mke wake kwa kika kitu.

10.Asipende mwanamke mwingine zaid yake

UKIMPATA MWANAUME MWENYE SIFA HIZO KAPIME DNA LAZIMA ATAKUWA NI BABA AKO.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ameniomba nimfungulie akaunt facebook cheki nilichomjibu

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Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu

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Mimi ndio nimeelewa hivi!

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Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia hawa machizi walichokisema baada ya kuona ndege angani

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Machizi wamekaa sehemu mara ghafla ikapita ndege angani.
Chizi wa kwanza akasema:ndege ile itakua imembeba raisi.

Chizi mwenzie akajibu:hapana imebeba wazungu kama ingembeba raisi tungeona pikipiki zimetangulia mbele…
da!balaaa

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Cheka kidogo na wewe hapa

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*Kama mtaani kwenu mambo yamekuwa tait , usikimbilie mtaani kwetu kwani huku yamekuwa dera kabisa*😂😂😂😂😂

Jana nilipeleka viatu kwa fundi sasa hivi nimekutana nae amevivaa namuuliza ananiambia eti ni ROAD TEST” 😂😂😁

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Huyu kashauzwa!! Angalia kilichomkuta sasa

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Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulize…

Kaka, mbona u mnyonge hivyo?”

Jamaa : ‘aaaaah we niache tu, kuna rafiki yangu nimemkopesha laki tano akafanye PLASTIC SURGERY ya uso, Mwanaharamu sasa nashindwa kumtambua!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bongo usanii mwingi!!!

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BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!

…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamani… Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree😂😂😂😂

Ndooo maana mabinti wa kibongo 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

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Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni

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Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
1. nitakupa
2. Atapewa mbele
3. Hujapewa mbele?
4. Utapewa nyuma
5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri
6. Ngoja isimame nikupe

7. subiri asimamishe nikupe
8. hivi nlivyo kaa ntakupaje?
9. Utapewa tulia
10. Nikupe mara ngapi?

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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya

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Et

Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉

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Huyu mke ni shida!

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MUME: “Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana”.👴😎😎😒
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.👵😷
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,”Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?”.👴😡
MKE: “Sidiria yetu!!”👙💏
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. “nipo chumbani , “)👴😷😷
💃💃💃💃💃💃
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Huyu Jamaa bwana! Cheki anavyojibu sasa

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*Mdukuzi:* _halloo massai unasemaj_
*Massai:* _safi rafiki_

*Mdukuzi:* _nikikuuliza swali unaakili ya kujibu?_
*Massai:* _ulisa acha maneno yako._
*Mdukuzi:* _nitajie wanyama kumi wa porini_
*Massai:* _swala watatu na tembo saba_😆😆😆😆😆😆👆🏿

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Jinsi nilivyogundua kuwa nina kipaji leo

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LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TU………

SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Hii sasa ni kali

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Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi

😂😂😂😂😂

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Dunia ina mambo! Angalia kilichotokea baada ya mgonjwa kuwekewa macho ya paka

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Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu
👀🐀🐁🐀👀

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jamaa alionekana Mnyooooonge sana ikabidi mpita njia amuulize…

Kaka, mbona u mnyonge hivyo?”

Jamaa : ‘aaaaah we niache tu, kuna rafiki yangu nimemkopesha laki tano akafanye PLASTIC SURGERY ya uso, Mwanaharamu sasa nashindwa kumtambua!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Et

Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉

Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi

😂😂😂😂😂

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows