Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya

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Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!

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NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,

Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

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POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!

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Ameniomba nimfungulie akaunt facebook cheki nilichomjibu

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Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu

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Kilichotokea baada ya bibi na babu kukumbukia mahaba ya ujanani

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Mzee wa miaka 60 alimwambia mkewe, leo nataka tukumbukie enzi zetu kutongozana, mke akajibu sawa, inabidi unisubiri mwembeni saa 1 usiku nitapita, mzee akafika saa 1 alikaa hadi saa 5 usiku, aliporudi nyumbani akamuuliza mkewe kwa hasira; sasa tumepanga nin halafu haujatokea ?
Mke; leo mama alinikataza nictoke nyumbani usiku nijisomee ! Babu hoii…

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Huu ndio Umuhimu wa English katika mapenzi

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HUU NDO UMUHIMU WA ENGLISH KATIKA MAPENZI

jaribu kumwita mpenzi wako “my sweet potato” atakuelewa ila mwite kwa kiswaili ” kiazi wangu mbatata”hiyo itakuwa vita ya tatu ya dunia😁😁

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Angalia walichofanyiana hawa wanadoa, Kati ya huyu mme na mke nani zaidi?

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MUME wakati anakata roho huku mkewe akiwa amemshikilia alisema mke wangu, mi natubu kwako, kwani nilifanya mapenzi na dada yako, mdogo wako, rafiki yako na mama yako

MKE akamnong’oneza mume wake na kumwambia mbona mimi nayafahamu yote, ndio maana nimekupa sumu ili na wewe ujue uchungu wake. JE NANI ZAIDI?

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Ndoa zina mambo, cheki haya mambo ya mtu na mke wake

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Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo

Mke: sasa stail ya leo wewe utaosha vyombo mimo nitaangalia tv
Mme: huna haya wala hujui baya…!!!
we unadhani ni xtail gani mume aldhani???

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Nilichokifanya jana baada ya kushuka kwenye basi Ubungo

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Jana nateremka kwenye BASI UBUNGO nataka nichukue TEKSI hadi KIMARA naambiwa sh.15,000/=.
Wakati niponatafakari hiyo bei, nikasikia “Moro, Moro,Morogoro sh.6,000/=”

Nikaamua nipande niende zangu MOROGORO.
Kwenda na kurudi sh.12,000/=.
Wakati wa kurudi nikamwmbia KONDA aniteremshe KIMARA.

SIPENDAGI UJINGA MIMI NA BEI ZA TEKSI.

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Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu

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👉Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu
••Utaota umeokota dolla ukiamka empty…
••Utaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOA…..
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Kilichonitokea leo baada ya kuona nungunungu

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Baada ya kukaa mda mlefu sijamuona nungu’nungu leo nikakuna nae nikajisikia furaha sana,

nikaona bora niende nikamkumbatie !! kutokana na kukaa cku nyingi sijamuona!
Dah! Alichonifanyia nung nung sitokisahau !!!

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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke

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Wanaume ni viumbe WASTAARABU sana..Mdada anapokua kavaa BIKINI na BRA tu, 98% ya mwili wake unakuwa wazi…Sisi kwa USTAARABU huwa tunaangalia pale PALIPOFUNIKWA..Hatutaki Dhambi za Kijinga kabisa Sisi…

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Biashara ambayo imefeli

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*TEACHER*: _nielezee biashara ambayo imefeli kutokana na uzembe
*STUDENT*: Changudoa akipata mimba…
*TEACHER*: _get Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_
😂😂

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Jamaa amkomesha boss wake

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Kuna jamaa alifutwa kazi…

Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlango wa mbele… Ikawa hv…
boss: _mbona waja kunya kwangu?_
jamaa: _nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka kwenye harusi

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Jamaa mmoja alialikwa ktk harusi. Akafika mlango Wa 1 umeandikwa kulia ni ndugu Wa maharusi, kushoto ni wageni waalikwa, akaenda kushoto maana yy alialikwa. Akakuta mlango wa2 umeandikwa kulia wenye zawadi kushoto wasionazawadi yy hakuwa na zawadi. Mlango Wa 3 umeandikwa kulia wanawake kushoto waume akapita kushoto akajikuta ametokea mtaani

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄. Tujifunze kutoa wandugu

*hatupendagi ujinga sisi*
🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

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Hizi sifa zimezidi sasa

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MADEM KWA SIFA..

kuumwa aumwe yeye lakn kujifanya anajali sana bas utamsikia BABY KARIBU TUMEZE DAWA 😂😂😂

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Jambo usilolijua kuhusu mwili wako

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JE WAJUA!…..

Msuli mrefu kuliko yote kwenye mwili wa binadamu unaunganisha kope za macho na sehemu ya kutolea haja kubwa ndo mana kila ukijaribu kubana jicho moja sehemu ya haja kubwa hufunguka bila kutarajia?

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Nakuona unavojaribu kubana jicho …..

UTAKUJA KUNYA BUREEEE, hutaniwiii?!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hii ya mamba na kiboko kali, Wewe unaonaje?

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Eti kati ya MAMBA na KIBOKO nani kiboko???😜😜😜😜

Mi naona MAMBA ndo kiboko!😳

Ujinga mbele kwa mbele😜😜😜😜😜🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

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Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi

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Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu…..
Interviewer: where were u born?
Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part?
Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania..
😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim

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Ulevi noma! Angalia huyu mlevi alichomfanyia huyu jamaa usiku! Ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

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Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.

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Cheki huyu kiherehere alivyojibiwa

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Za asubuhi?

Nzur sjui huko?

Huku kwema tuu

VP si ulimaliza chuo ww?

Ndio kwani vp?

Mbona hatuoni matunda yake?

Kwani mi nlienda na miche ya mipapai au miembe au umeambiwa TIA, IFM na IAA wanakodisha Mashamba ya nyanya ????????

Hamna sio hvyo umeenda mbali kaka

Kama kilomita ngapi?

Haya yaishe bhana…

Ukome kwa kiherehere

Nitukane tuu unakumbuka kuna SKU nlkupa buku ya nauli?

Nitajie namba yako ya tgo pesa nkuwekee hyo buku

Kwani mi nimesema unilipe

Utajua mwenyewe ila nakutumia kwenye namba uliyonitext wee si umefanya ujinga mi nafanya upumbavu

Simple lyke dat Viherehere huwa tunawajbu HVO……😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
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English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
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AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
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SMS Nzuri: Meseji za Vituko Vya Kukuondoa Mawazo

Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!

NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,

HUU NDO UMUHIMU WA ENGLISH KATIKA MAPENZI

jaribu kumwita mpenzi wako “my sweet potato” atakuelewa ila mwite kwa kiswaili ” *kiazi wangu mbatata*”hiyo itakuwa vita ya tatu ya dunia😁😁

Wanaume ni viumbe WASTAARABU sana..Mdada anapokua kavaa BIKINI na BRA tu, 98% ya mwili wake unakuwa wazi…Sisi kwa USTAARABU huwa tunaangalia pale PALIPOFUNIKWA..Hatutaki Dhambi za Kijinga kabisa Sisi…

MADEM KWA SIFA..

kuumwa aumwe yeye lakn kujifanya anajali sana bas utamsikia BABY KARIBU TUMEZE DAWA 😂😂😂

Nakuona unavojaribu kubana jicho …..

UTAKUJA KUNYA BUREEEE, hutaniwiii?!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eti kati ya MAMBA na KIBOKO nani kiboko???😜😜😜😜

Mi naona MAMBA ndo kiboko!😳

Ujinga mbele kwa mbele😜😜😜😜😜🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

jaribu kumwita mpenzi wako “my sweet potato” atakuelewa ila mwite kwa kiswaili ” kiazi wangu mbatata”hiyo itakuwa vita ya tatu ya dunia😁😁