Utani wa wahindi, cheka kidogo
Mhindi afaulu mtihani wa Kiswahili
(1) Mfa maji ?โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.. Tampa life jacket.
(2) Mwenda pole?โฆโฆโฆโฆ Tachelewa fika.
(3) Usipoziba ufa ?โฆโฆโฆ.. Mizi taona mpaka dani.
(4) Usilolijua ?โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ Uliza google.
(5) Mbio za utelezini ?โฆโฆ. Chafua guo yako.
(6) Ukipenda boga ?โฆโฆโฆ Ngoja mezi ya ramzani tapata.
(7) Ukiona vinaelea ?โฆโฆ.. iko nyepesi hiyo.
(8) Maji yakimwagika ?โฆโฆ Mambie dada tapiga deki.
(9) Chelewa chelewa ?โฆโฆโฆ Takosa guo ya sikukuuโฆ
(10) Kila ndege ?โฆโฆโฆโฆ.. โฆHutua Airport
(11) Bandu bandu ?โฆ.. โฆโฆ.Rafiki yake Jecha
(12) Mtaka cha Mvunguni ?โฆ Ondoa tanda
(13) Simba mwenda kimya?โฆ.Kama sio gonjwa basi haina njaa.
(14) Aisifuye mvua ?โฆโฆโฆ. Najua iko Mkulima hiyo
(15) Barabara ndefu ?โฆโฆ.. Ongeza mwendo au tachelewa fika.
(16) Mlanawe hafi nawe ila?โฆ. Takimbia
(17) Asie sikia la mkuu ? โฆโฆ.. Tapeleka jela
(18) Hasira za mkizi ? โฆโฆโฆโฆ..Tatafuna veve
(19) Mchamba wima ?โฆโฆ.. Karibu ya Hurumzi
(20) Akumurikae mchana ?โฆ.Kipofu hiyo
(21) Mficha maradhi ?โฆโฆ.. Taenda Loliondo
(22) Mkataa wingi ? โฆโฆโฆ.Taenda Chadema
(23) Bendera ?โฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ. Kama sio ya CCM, ya CUF
(24) Baniani mbaya ?โฆโฆ. Peleka Bombay Lakini sio HB kweli, naonea tu
(25) Akili nyingi ?โฆโฆโฆ. Tapasi mtihani yote
(26) Penye kuku wengi ? โฆโฆ.. Chija bili tatu ivi, hapana mtu najua.
I’m so happy you’re here! ๐ฅณ
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