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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga

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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station

“Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…”

Mtangazaji akasema:- Akhasante sana John, kwa hiyo ungependa kumrudishia mwenyewe kama ana kusikiliza akutafute kwa No. Gani!?

John: Hapana, mi nilikuwa namshukuru tu maana amenitoa kwenye matatizo na ninapenda kumuombea Dedication wimbo wa Snura “MAJANGA” umfikie popote pale alipo…!!!

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Nani Mkali Hapa kati ya DEMU na MSHIKAJI?

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“MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA”

-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche

MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?

DEMU- pouwa

MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!

DEMU- asante.

MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.

Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.

Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!

NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!

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Faida 3 za uvutaji wa sigara

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Ni hizi

1. Mvuta sigara hazeeki
2. Mvuta sigara haumwi na mbwa
3. Mvuta sigara nyumbani kwake haingii mwizi

UFAFANUZI

1. Hazeeki kwa sababu hufa mapema kwa kifua kikuu

2. Haumwi na mbwa kwa vile kifua na mapafu yanapooza na hulazimika kutembea na bakora

3. Nyumbani kwake haingii mwizi kwa kuwa inafika wakati ambapo halali:
atakohoa usiku kucha hivyo mwizi anajua yupo macho
kumbe kikohozi tu!

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Angalia huyu dada alivyoumbuka, Duh! Alijua haoni!!!

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Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..

DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?

FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…

😂😂😂

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Kizungu nacho ni sheeeedeer

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Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don’t have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
Mtafsiri: They don’t cook here
Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote
ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
Mtafsiri: They don’t cook any type of snacks
here,
maybe you can go back and eat at home.
Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena
sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here
😝😝😝😂😂😂
Usicheke pekeyako


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