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Safari ni safari

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FUNDISHO : SAFARI NI SAFARI

Maisha ni ya ajabu sana, wakati mwingine maisha ni mazuri na mwingine ni mabaya, katika maisha yetu tumeshapitia safari nyingi sana na za aina mbalimbali kwa nyakati mbalimbali. Lakin kiukweli kila safari ni safari tuu.

Japokua kila safari ina changamoto zake lakini mwisho wake ni ule ule , kila safari ina uzuri na upekee wake.

Vile vile kila safari ina ubaya wake, kwa mfano kila safari ina gharama yake kulingana na upekee wake.

Usiwe na wasiwasi na mashaka na aina ya safari ulionayo, jipe moyo utaimaliza na kupata ulichokitarajia. Haya ndio maisha na wote tunatakiwa tuyafurahie.

Ingawa kila mtu ana safari yake bado wote tunatakiwa tufurahie pamoja kwa safari tuliyo nayo. Hata Uwe Na safar ya aina gani wewe furahi tuu. Hii ni kwa sababu safari mwisho wake ni mmoja kwa wote burudani ni ile ile

Safari🍺 ni safari 🍺hata kama ni ya chupa au ya kopo mwisho wake 💤💤

😋😜😜😂😂😂
Ulijua ni nn??

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Hii mitoto mingine mijinga, cheki alichokifanya huyu

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Nimeamka asubuhi nikiwa na elfu 1 tu mfukoni, nikamtuma mtoto wa jirani akaninunulie maandazi nipate kunywa chai. Baada ya muda namuona anarudi huku analamba askrimu ya AZAM kama Simba vile. Nikamuuliza maandazi yako wapi? Akanijibu eti wakati anafika yanapouzwa maandazi akagundua kuwa kapoteza hela yangu, hivyo akaanza kurudi, ila bahati nzuri wakati anarudi ili kuja kunitaarifu kuhusu kupotea kwa hela yangu, njiani akaokota elfu 1 ambayo kuna mtu alipoteza ndio akaamua kununua askrimu….kwa sasa niko polisi na mtoto yuko dispensari na mamake😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

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Bongo usanii mwingi!!!

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BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!

…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamani… Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree😂😂😂😂

Ndooo maana mabinti wa kibongo 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

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Kichekesho cha mke wa mvuvi

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CHEKA KIDOGO

MVUVI MASKINI NA MKEWE MALAYA.
Mvuvi mmoja alikua akiishi na mke wake huku
akiwa hajui kama mkewe malaya,
Leo hii kamuaga mkewe baada ya kuondka
mkewe akaanza kuingiza wanaume kama
kawaida
Hawara 1;nakupenda
Mke Wa Mvuvi;oke, Nipe Penz Haraka Kabla
Mume wngu hajarudi.
Hawara 1;oke!
Basi picha likaanza wakati wanaendelea mara
mlango ukagongwa, akamwambia hawara mume
wangu huyo jifiche darini jamaa akafanya,, mke
wa mvuvi akaelekea mlangon kumbe alikua
hawara 2.
mke wa mvuvi; aaahaa kumbe ni wewe nilijua
mume wangu bas njo haraka kabla mume wangu
hajarudi..
picha likaendelea huku wa darini akiona vyote,
mlangon kukagongwa
mke wa mvuvi; mume wangu hyo jifiche uvungun
jamaa akafanya kisha mke akajikoki kumpokea
mumewe,
mke wa mvvi; oooh! mume wngu pole umechoka
eeh leo umepata samaki mkubwa nashukuru sana
tulikua hatuna mboga
mvuvi;usinishukuru mimi mshukuru aliye juu.
hawara 1; sipo mwenyewe mwingine yupo
uvunguni… 

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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy

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Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;

MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au chumvi au pilipili?
MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi
MZEE: Hakuna sukari
MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa
MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime mkojo wangu kama nina kisukari, kumbe sina asante bwana mdogo

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Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

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Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wangu…
Dem: niache…
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageuka… Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.

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