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Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili

MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday

MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaaliโ€ฆ mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata ‘Laki Moja’ ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mweziโ€ฆ?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao

Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.

Utasikia,
“HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,

Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apandeโ€ฆ

Duhโ€ฆ makonda nomaโ€ฆ!!

Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya

Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie sapraiz nimekununulia BLACKBERRY.
Girl: oh ucjal ntakuja na hata ntalala huko huko
Boy: na haruc je?
Girl: nilikuwa nakutania
Boy: hata mi nilikuwa nakutania

Alichofanya mke baada ya mme wake kupenda kumchunga sana

Alifanya hivi;
Siku ya kwanza

MUME: Halooo vipi mke wangu salama weye?.
MKE: Salama tu
MUME: Uko wapi?
MKE: Jamani si niko nyumbani
MUME: Mhh kama kweli uko nyumbani washa blender nisikieโ€ฆ..mkeยญ akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Okay haya mi natoka kazini naja

Siku ya pili
MUME: Vipi mko salama huko?
MKE: Tupo kama ulivyotuacha
MUME: kwani uko wapi?
MKE: Niko nyumbani napika
MUME: Washa brender kama kweli uko nyumbani
Mke akawasha blender
MKE: Umesikia?
MUME: Poa ntarudi baada ya masaa mawili

Siku sita baadaeย mume akaamua kurudi bila kumtaarifu mkewe alipofika home kamkuta mdada wa kazi yuko peke yake.
MUME: We mama yako yuko wapi?
MDADA: Sijui ameondoka na blender toka asubuhi

Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi

PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!

Maujanja ya kumkalisha mwanamme wako nyumbani weekend haya hapa

Siku hizi wa naume licha ya kukimbia nyumba zao kwa kisingizio cha kazi maajabu weekend hasa Jumamosi utasikia wanaaga nafika hapo njiani naja naenda kununua gazeti.

Kumbe wanaenda kunywa supu unasubiri wee mpaka alasiri au jioni

Hivyo wanandoa wengi hili limekuwa tatizo mwanaume kiguu na njia asb mchana na njia kumuacha mama na watoto.

Nini kifanyike hasa weekenda Mwanaume ashinde NYUMBANI akikupumzikia??

Zipo njia nyingi mojawapo SUPU YA WEEKEND NA MAZUNGUMZO NA MKAO

Ni kweli wanawake wengi hamjuagi kuwakalisha waume home.

Anza hivi
Siku uko home wewe amka mapema kabla yake anza makeke jikoniโ€ฆ

Mara blenda priiiiiโ€ฆ juiceโ€ฆ ama milk shakeโ€ฆ. hahahaha..Utaona anasogea jikoni..

Wakati anakunywa juice ama milk shakeโ€ฆAnza kukuna naziโ€ฆ

Chambua mnafuโ€ฆ

Hapo jikoni kuna kanyama kanachemkaโ€ฆ katia kitunguu tupia viazi 2 na ndizi.Hahaha..

ile harufu ikianza kutoka utasikia anafuata maji jikoniโ€ฆ hahahaha kwenye frijiโ€ฆ wala hatumi..

Hahaahhaโ€ฆ utasikia nini kiko jikoni?Hahahaa.

Mmiminie supuโ€ฆ

Na ndizi mbili na kiazi kimoja kapilipili mbuzi pembeni..

Muulize kuna chapatiโ€ฆMpe.. hahahahaha..Akimaliza supu nakuapia atasinzia..

.Akishtuka ugali na mnafu na nyama umeivaโ€ฆMpe ale..Mshushie na glass ya mtindiโ€ฆHahahaha..

analewa full Hata kama kuna mama junior anaambiwa usipigeโ€ฆ

Hahahahahahaโ€ฆ.Baada ya hapo acha apumzikeโ€ฆ aogeโ€ฆ

Kisha funga ka khanga kako kepesi jilaze pembeni.. woiiiiiiiii..

Mkimaliza muombe pesa ya sokoniโ€ฆ

NAKUAPIA HATA KAMA JANA YAKE ALIKUPA ATAKUPA TENA.

Hahahahaha.. jamaniโ€ฆ

Hahahahahaโ€ฆ yani kwa raha ya supuโ€ฆ nakuapia utaambiwa hata mama alipiga simu janaโ€ฆ hahahaha.. ama utasikia mamii.. njoo uone njooโ€ฆ unaitiwa kitu cha kwenye tv.. hahaha.

Hata hujaona mwanzo ila kwa raha yakasupu utaitwaโ€ฆ

Hata kama huna kalio nakuambia utapigwa kibao hata cha mgongoโ€ฆ. hahahahahahahahahaha.

Sasa wewe unaamka chai na mkate kama chuo cha uhaziliโ€ฆ
Wali maharage kama jeshi la j

Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi

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Responding to Pet Names: A Guide to Healthy Relationships

Navigating the landscape of romantic relationships often involves navigating the nuances of communication, including the use of pet names. While pet names can be a sweet and affectionate way to express intimacy, it’s crucial to ensure that these terms reflect mutual respect and understanding within the partnership. This article explores the dynamics surrounding pet names and offers guidance on fostering healthy communication in relationships.

The use of pet names can be a deeply personal matter, varying significantly across cultures and individual preferences. What might be endearing to one person could be unsettling or even offensive to another. Open and honest communication about comfort levels is paramount. A pet name, regardless of its apparent innocence, should never be imposed or used in a way that diminishes or disrespects the other person.

Consider the context in which a pet name is used. A playful nickname exchanged between long-term partners might be perfectly acceptable, while the same nickname used in a new or less established relationship could create discomfort or even insecurity. The power dynamics within a relationship greatly influence the acceptability of certain terms of endearment.

If you’re uncomfortable with a pet name your partner uses, it’s essential to communicate your feelings clearly and directly. Avoid passive-aggressive responses or subtle hints; a frank and open conversation is the most effective approach. Explain your discomfort, using “I” statements to focus on your feelings rather than placing blame on your partner. For example, instead of saying “You always call me that and it makes me feel bad,” try “I feel uncomfortable when I’m called that name. Could we perhaps find something else we both like?”

Reciprocity is another important aspect of using pet names in relationships. If one partner uses a pet name, the other partner should feel comfortable using a reciprocated term of endearment or at least a term of similar affection. A one-sided imposition of pet names can lead to feelings of imbalance and resentment within the relationship. The use of pet names should feel mutually agreeable and reflect the equality and respect inherent in a healthy partnership.

Ultimately, the use of pet names should enhance the relationship, fostering a sense of closeness and affection. However, if a pet name causes discomfort or undermines the respect and equality within the relationship, it’s crucial to address the issue openly and honestly. Prioritizing open communication and mutual respect will ensure that the language of love strengthens rather than weakens the bond between partners.

Remember, healthy relationships thrive on open communication and mutual respect. Addressing any discomfort with pet names promptly and directly will contribute to a more fulfilling and harmonious partnership.

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Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax

Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.

Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng’ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng’ombe ghali Masai.
Masai: kwanini Ng’ombe ngali?
Dereva: kwa sababu ni mkubwa zaidi ya mbuzi
Masai: umepata..na mbusi na kuku ipi ngali
Dereva: ni mbuzi kwa sababu nae ni mkubwa kuliko kuku.
Masai: Umepata..
Masai: sasa me nimekwenda kule mwenge kwa ngali kubwa nikalitoa sh. 500 hii yko ndogo unasema nikupe 40,000 wewe acha wizi.. Nitakupa 250 Tu..wee acha lbia moraniโ€ฆ!!!

Cheki huyu jamaa anachomfanyia huyu mrembo kanisani

Jamaa kaenda kanisani akakaa karibu na mrembo.
Wakati mahubiri yakiendlea jamaa akaanza kuingiza vocal:
Jamaa: dada mi nakupenda saana
Dem: Kaka naomba umsikilize mchungaji
Jamaa: nipe nafasi uwe msimamizi wa serikali ya moyo wanguโ€ฆ
Dem: niacheโ€ฆ
Jamaa: kweli nakupenda mpnz
Dem: (kwa sauti kubwa) nmesema NIACHEEEE!!
Watu wote kanisani wakageukaโ€ฆ Jamaa kaona noma na ili atulize msala
Jamaa: sikuachi hadi ukiri YESU kuwa Bwana na mwokozi wa Maisha yako.

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