Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,
Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,
chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa!😆😆😆
1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha
2:Baba yako kauza ng’ombe ili alete ng’ombe mwingine shule
3:Kama unajua kuliko mimi njoo ufundishe wewe
4:Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako
5:Hata msiponisikiliza mshahara wangu uko pale pale
6:Baba yako anahangaika kulipa ada wewe unafanya utumbo tu
7:Hata nikeshe nafundisha wengine ni mizigo hawatoki na lolote
8:Tunavisaidia tu kwan vikifanikiwa mbelen hata salam vinatoa?
9:Bichwa kubwa ubongo nukta
10:Wengine hapa wamekuja kukua tu
SHARE NA MARAFIKI ZAKO WAKUMBUKE ENZI ZA SHULE KIDOGO
Unafahamu?
Kile kidada kimbea kinachosemaga salio lako halitoshi kimefukuzwa kazi saivi kupiga simu ni bure mjulishe na mwenzako
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Hivi wadada mnaovaa mawigi.
👉🏽 Utajisikiaje siku Boyfriend wako anaingia chumbani halafu anatundika NDEVU kwenye henga🤣
Bwana mmoja wakati anakata roho alimwambia mkewe hivi:
MUME – mke wangu natubu mbele yako kwamba nimezini na mama yako, dada yako, shangazi yako, mama yako mdogo na mtoto wa shangazi yako.
MKE – nayafahamu yote hayo ndio maana nimekupa sumu.
Januari kweli kiboko
Hii january sabuni za kuogea ni zile za kuoshea vyombo, yani unakutana mjini na mtu ana mchicha shingoni…😂
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Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke.
Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu…
Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji
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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000
Kitime 15,000
Kinabo 10,000
TOTAL 110,000/=
MASSAWE akaicheki akasema “Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo “TOTAL” Yesuu simlipii.
Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…
Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi
PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!
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Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
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