Msanii mmoja anaitwa ”KINYA” alikuwa ana perfom jukwaan..!!!
Kawaida kila msanii lazima ajitambulishe, mfano:-
”YEAH NI TEMBA hapa au
YEAH NI CHEGE hapa…!!!
Yeye akasema: “YEAH NIKINYA HAPA…!!!”
Watu wakapiga kelele ”UTAZOAAA” mwenyewe bwenge wee
JE, WEWE UNGEJITAMBULISHAJE NAITAJI JIBU LAKO TUONE♥
Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani?
Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia nauli.
Hapo ndo unagundua kuwa sio kila omba omba yuko barabarani.
🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤔
MAMBO YA FEDHA AISEE……. Kuna jamaa alipewa shilingi 983628763600/= …acha uvivu, najua hujasoma ni kiasi gani hicho cha fedha na mbaya zaidi hujagundua kwamba katikati ya namba hizo kuna herufi A… safi sana, najua umeangalia tena kuiona hiyo herufi, bahati mbaya hujaiona. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Ulishawahi kutana na hii….
Issa: mambo
Jeni:poa vp
Issa:poa nambie:
Jeni:poa aje ww:
Issa:poa nambie
Jeni:poa
Issa :bas poa
Jeni:poa….
Issa:poa badee basi
Jeni:haya
Issa:bai
😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA……
Kuna jamaa alifutwa kazi…
Ikawa kila siku anaenda nyumbani kwa boss wake na kunya mlango wa mbele… Ikawa hv…
boss: _mbona waja kunya kwangu?_
jamaa: _nataka kukuonesha kuwa silali njaa_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya.
Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena!
Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako?
Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa.
Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha
kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia!
Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule
anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba
Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding
bills…yeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu .
Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?
😂😂😂 changamkia fulsa umri ukifika
“MAENEO FLANI ya KISHUA”
-Mshikaji kamwona demu mkali
anakatiza kitaa akamkubali akaamua
amfuate amtemee cheche
MSHIKAJI- mambo dada?
DEMU- pouwa
MSHIKAJI-
umependezaa!!!
DEMU- asante.
MSHIKAJI- unaweza ukanisaidia
namba
yako ya simu……..
maana duh
nmekukubali
kinyama.
Demu baada ya kuambiwa vile
akazama kwenye pochi lake akatoa
noti ya
sh.10000 akaandika namba yake
kwenye
noti akampa mshikaji.
Mshikaji kapokea ile noti kachana
sehem
iliyoandikwa namba halafu
kamrudishia
Demu noti yake..!!!
NANI ANA DHARAU
NA NANI JEURI..
DEMU AU MSHIKAJI??!
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