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Kilichotokea kati ya mkaka na mdada walipokutana hotelini

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Mkaka aliingia kwenye hoteli moja akaketi meza moja na mdada mrembo maarufu sana;
MKAKA: Samahani dada sijui saa ngapi?
MDADA: Nani kakwambia saa yangu ndio ya kuangalia kila mtu?

MKAKA: Samahani sana….jamaa akachukua Galaxy yake akapiga simu….aise saa ngapi saa hizi? mi ndio nimeingia toka USA nataka kurekibisha saa yangu ifwate muda wa huku. Na wewe uwahi kuchukua iPad nimekuja nazo tatu tu za zawadi. Halafu ntafutie mtoto mzuri nimumwagie midola niliyokuja nayo, ok ciao tuonane badae.
MDADA: Kaka samahani saa hizi ni saa…..
MKAKA: Achana na mimi wewe

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Activity	Status	Started	Ended	Remarks
AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

Activity	Nature	Description
Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

Dem anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anaskia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake frank ambaye ni kipofu, akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dem kavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua frank hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa ni Haya..

DEM: VIPI FRANK MBONA UMEPOTEA YAANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI..?

FRANK: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA!…

😂😂😂

🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

👧: “Mpenzi, nakuomba uache kulewa”

👨: “poa, na wewe acha kutumia make up”

👧: “Mimi napaka make up ili unione mzuri”

👨: “Na mimi nalewa ili nikuone mzuri”

Vodka hatareee😂😂

NDOA inafungwa KANISANI Mchungaji akauliza-Yeyote mwenye Pingamizi La Ndoa hii kufungwa aje Mbele, +++ KIBABU kikasimama na kwenda Mbele,

Bi harusi akaanguka na akazimia ghafla!😭😭😭

Mchungaji- Tuambie Babu Pingamizi Lako!

Babu-Nimeamua kuja mbele,kule nyuma sisikii vizuri! watu hoiiii!!

hata mimi hoi…😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Jana usiku kuna Jirani yangu..kanitumia text “mambo vipi?”…halafu tunakaa nae mtaa mmoja nikaona nikimjibu ni uharibifu wa hela nikaenda kumgongea mlango saa 7 usiku. Alipofungua nikamjibu “shwari”halafu nikarudi nyumbani kulala zangu..

Sipendagi kuchezea salio..

😂😂😂😂😂

Wasichana wafupi wananifurahisha sana…. Yaan siku ya Valentine, wakivaa magauni mekundu huwa wanakuwa kama Fire extinguishers au mitungi ya Oryx 😁😁😁😁😀

Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

Utoto buana! eti mnacheza mpira wa makaratasi(chandimu) unapiga chenga kibao afu ukifika golini ufunge unakuta goli hamna kumbe mwenye ndala zake ameitwa kwao😆