Kilichotokea baada ya kichaa kumfumania mke wake na mwanamme mwingine

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Jay akaruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa unapakumbuka? akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ileee, mara wakatoka watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto wangu walee wanakwenda shule.. akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee, ghafla akatoka mwanaume Jay akasema na mimi yule naenda kazini. hivi Jay kweli kapona?

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Hii sasa ni kali

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Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi

😂😂😂😂😂

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Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma

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🐀 🐀 🐀 Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi

Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!

Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa

RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!

Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa

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Pale umapofanya interview huku ukijua hutapata kazi

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Pale unaitwa kufanya interview na unajua tuu hutapata kazi tuu…..
Interviewer: where were u born?
Guy: Tanzania Interviewer: okay which part?
Guy: what do u mean which part, the whole body was born in Tanzania..
😂😂😂 Cpendagi ujinga mim

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Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya

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Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!

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NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,

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Angalia hawa vichaa walichokifanya, Vichaa bwana, ni noma!

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Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke!

Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema “Turudi mipango yote imevurugika…

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Angalia hawa wadada walivyoumbuliwa, Huyu kasuku jeuri kweli

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Kasuku alisimama mlango wa kuingia supermarket wakapita wanawake watatu akasema nyeupe, nyekundu, kijani. Wale wanawake wakatatizika baada ya mda wakajua ni chupi walizovaa. Wakasema basi kesho tubadilisheni. Siku ya pili wakapita tena kasuku akasema nyeusi, manjano, zambarau. Loh! Wanawake wakastaajabu sana. Wakasema lazima wamshinde yule kasuku kwa hekima. Wakaambiana basi kesho tusivae chupi tuone kama ni kweli anaona mpaka ndani. Siku ilipowadia wakapita mbele ya kasuku akasema- kipilipili, kipara, rasta…

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Angalia huyu bibi alichotufanyia kwenye gari

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tulikua kwenye gari kibao ad wengne mlangon likasmimama kituo kimoja kulikua kuna bibi anataka kupanda

Konda- bibi twende sit kibao ata utalala

Bibi – oooh sawa mjukuu

Konda – simama tu apo wanashuka mbele

Bibi – akacheka sana tu

Konda- mbona unacheka bibi

Bibi – mjukuu hawa wote hawashuki wanakufa apo mbele

Watu- simamisha gar

Saiv bibi kabaki mwenyewe amelala sit ya nyuma😆😆😅😂😂

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Hali za ndoa

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Kuna kijana alikua anajua kuwa mke wake
anatoka nje ya ndoa basi akamwuliza mke,
mkewe akakataa, akamwambia baba yake
akaambiwa na babaake tulia mwanangu ndoa
zina mengi! akawa kila siku analalamika kwa
babaake, mwisho babaake akamwambia basi
ntakusaidia. Itabidi ujifanye unaumwa sana hoi
hujiwez halafu nitakuonyesha jawabu!

Basi kijana akajifanya anaumwa mzee akaitisha
kikao cha ndugu wote pande 2,
Mzee akaanza kueleza jaman kijana wetu
anaumwa amepata ugonjwa wa utata hospital
zote umeshindikana hivyo tumeenda kwa mganga
wa jadi amenipa dawa na ina masharti, inatakiwa
atakaye iandaa hii dawa awe mwanamke mwenye
ndoa ambaye hajawah kutoka nje ya ndoa tangu
alipoolewa ndo kijana wetu atapona!
Kama ametoka nje ya ndoa asiandae dawa hii
kwa sababu tukimpa kjana wetu watakufa wote!
Je kina mama nani ataandaa? Walitoka nje
wamama mmoja mmoja hadi mkewe na mamake
mzazi wakatoka, akafata mama ake kijana,
mashangazi na dada zake, mwisho wakabakia
wanaume peke yao! Mzee akamwambia
mwanangu umeona hali za ndoa zilivyo?
Acha kujisumbua tulia na mkeo nadhani
umejionea hali halisi.
Cha zaidi omba Mungu sana juu ya ndoa yako!
Kijana akazimia!
SOMA TENA KISHA MTUMIE NA MWENZIO.

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Sababu ya watu kupenda mapenzi kuliko vita

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Mwalimu aliuliza swali

“Kwanini watu wanapenda MAPENZI kuliko VITA?

Mwanafunzi mmoja akajibu:-
“Kwa sababu CONDOM ni bei rahis kuliko BUNDUKI.

Wanafunzi wote: Ndiooooo…!!

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Dunia ina mambo, soma hii

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Dunia ina mambo

Kuna mama mmoja kavamia bank uchi cha kushangaza hakuna anae kumbuka uso wake😂😂😂😂😂

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KICHEKESHO: Ukiona masikini Kachinja kuku

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Ukiona masikin kachinja kuku basi kat ya kuku au yeye kuna mmoja atakua mgonjwa 😆😆😆😆

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Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa

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Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

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Huyu mlinzi bwana

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High school Flashback!!
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Watchman : Amkeni muende morning preps.
Allan : Mimi ni mgonjwa.
Watchman : Unaumwa na nini hiyo?
Allan : Bionomial Nomenclature.
Watchman : Eeh, lala tu kijana. Hiyo kitu ni
mbaya. Imeuwa watu South Africa.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

#_Sipendagii ujinga kabisaa mimi

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Huyu mke ni shida!

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MUME: “Unajua mi unanishangaza sana, kila siku nakusikia mara useme TV yangu, gari yangu, chumbani kwangu, mara hoo watoto wangu. Sisi ni mke na mume, kila kitu ni chetu. Jirekebishe bwana”.👴😎😎😒
MKE: Yuko kimya anaendelea na shughuli zake za kupekua kabatini kama hasikii, na hakumjibu kitu mumewe.👵😷
MUME: Akamuuliza kwa hamaki,”Sasa hapo unatafuta nini?”.👴😡
MKE: “Sidiria yetu!!”👙💏
MUME: (kamfungia kabatini alafu kamwambia. “nipo chumbani , “)👴😷😷
💃💃💃💃💃💃
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao

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Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.

Utasikia,
“HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,

Shangazi maliza ngazi,
Swaiba geukia mbele,
Kaka hapo shika upande wa pili,
Mdogo wangu mpishe Ma Mkwe akae.
Subiri Shemeji yako apande…

Duh… makonda noma…!!

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Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!!??

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Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

Asilimia 98% Ya Mamen Wapo SINGLE… HAPA NDIPO HESABU ZANGU ZINAFELI..

Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!?.

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Cheki kilichotokea baada ya kufumaniwa

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Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!

WATU WENGINE WANA ROHO NZURI!😋😋😋😋

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Wachaga kweli kiboko: Mcheki huyu mchaga na mbuzi!!!

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. 😄😄

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Wavuta bangi wa Colombia watoa mpya

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Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
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Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
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AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
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Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
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Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
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Vichekesho Vya Wikiendi

Siku izi kujuana kumezidi hata ukienda msibani kama hauna connection hauli msosi

😂😂😂😂😂

Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!

NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,

Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke!

Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema “Turudi mipango yote imevurugika…

Dunia ina mambo

Kuna mama mmoja kavamia bank uchi cha kushangaza hakuna anae kumbuka uso wake😂😂😂😂😂

Ukiona masikin kachinja kuku basi kat ya kuku au yeye kuna mmoja atakua mgonjwa 😆😆😆😆

Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

Asilimia 76% Ya Wasichana Kila Ukiwatongoza Wanakwambia Wapo In relationship SAWA ATUKATAI…

Asilimia 98% Ya Mamen Wapo SINGLE… HAPA NDIPO HESABU ZANGU ZINAFELI..

Sasa Hawa wadada Wapo in Relationship Na Nan!?.

Nimefumaniwa hapa na jamaa ameniambia nitulie tuyamalize kishikaji, yaani nisijali sasa ametoka nje nasikia ananoa kisu nadhani anataka anichinjie kuku!

WATU WENGINE WANA ROHO NZURI!😋😋😋😋

Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. 😄😄

Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows