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Alichojibu dalali baada ya kufumwa na mke wa mtu ndani ya nyumba ya kupanga

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Dalali aliwatafutia jamaa chumba Buguruni karibu na reli, nyumba nzuri sana. Jamaa na mkewe wakahamia kwa furaha, lakini furaha yao iliisha walipokuja gudundua nyumba ile iko karibu mno na reli treni ikipita mpaka kitanda kinacheza.

Siku hiyo dalali akapita mke akamwita na kumwambia tatizo wakati treni inapita, wakaanza kubishana, yule mama akamwambia dalali kwa kuwa kuna treni itapita sasa hivi… njoo ndani uone mwenyewe.

Bahati mbaya wakiwa wamejilaza kitandani ili dalali aone adhabu wanayopata, Mzee mwenye mali alirudi ghafla, akauliza,

‘Nyie mnafanya nini hapa?’

Masikini dalali kwa woga mkubwa akajibu’ Tunangoja treni’

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Angalia huyu msichana alichonifanyia

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Kuna siku nilichalala kipesa nikaamua kuomba dem wangu aniazime 10,000/= akanipa.
Baada ya siku mbili nikapata pesa zaidi ya laki nne hivi, nikaamua kumpa 100,000/= mpenzi wangu bila yeye kuniomba.
Baada ya siku 3 akaja kuniambia:- “Bae, ile 10,000/- niliyokuazima mwenyewe amekuja kunidai, so kama unayo naomba unipe nimrudishie maana ananisumbua leo siku ya 3.”
SAA HIZI NIPO ZANGU SINGLE NATAFUTA DEM MWINGINE

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Angalia sababu ya mke Mtarajiwa kuzimia kabla ya harusi

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*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!

Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.

1 Yohana 4:18 panasema, “Katika pendo hakuna hofu, lakini pendo lililo kamili huitupa nje hofu…”

Lakini Yohana 4:18 tunasoma, “Kwa maana umekuwa na waume watano, naye uliye naye sasa siye mume wako.”

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂_MKE MTARAJIWA AKAZIMIA HAPA, TUNAMPEPEA_

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Nyoka wa ajabu agundulika

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HABARI MPASUKO..

jana katika taasisi ya wanyama pori ya Nat Geo ilitangazwa kuwa ametokea Nyoka hatar san Ambaye hajawah kutokea duniania.. wanadai kwamba nyoka huyo anaongezeka ulrefu wa 0.5sm kila akila chakula na huwa anakula chakula kuanzia sekunde 30 kurudi nyuma.. mpaka sasa hakuna siraha ya kuweza kumuua nyoka huyo isipokuwa akiji uma mwenye ndo anaweza kufa, wanasayansi hao walieleza japo uchunguz zaid bado unaendelea… huyu ni nyoka anayeua kuliko nyoka wote waliowah kutokea katika historia ya maisha ya mwanadam..

nyoka huyu hupatikana katika simu pekee za nokia toch katika sehem ya game inaitwa snake xenzia..

asanteni kwa kufurah na umakin mkubwa katika usomaji wa matini hii…

haya ni mambo ya wikiend jaman na iwe njema kwenu wote

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Cheki huyu mwanamke anavyomkomoa mme wake baada ya kumsaliti

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MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni toka Zambia walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na ile kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee acha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi. 😄😄

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