Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.
Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!*
Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana
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*Wanandoa wa Kijapan wakiwa wanabishana hadharani*
*Husband: Takamushi jiku.*
*Wife :hashi jiku mishihe*
*Husband: inamoto kushini hat a pi*
*Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita*
*Husband: kituya sitina kutara*.
*Wife: totori yatika miniya*
_Uko busy kusoma utadhani unaelewa kijapan kuwaga serious saa zingine_
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Leo nimechoka zangu alafu shangazi amekuja anataka nimuunganishe facebook. Imebidi nimwambie
lazima awe na picha passport size 4 kwaajili ya kuweka profile picture, barua kutoka kwa afisa mtendaji na Atm card ya nmb bank. Alafu awe na marefa wanne ambao wamekuwa facebook for more than 3 years. Amesema
hataki tena kujiunga fb!
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Saa ivi niko zangu nimelala naendelea kupunguza uchovu
Jamaa alikuwa amelaa na mkewe saa tisa ya usiku akastuka baada ya kusikia mtu anabisha hodi kwenda kufungua mlango
Akamkuta jamaa kalewa sana mlangoni kwao
JAMAA: Nini tena mheshimiwa kuamshana saa hizi?
MLEVI: Naomba uje unisukume.
Jamaa akiamini kuwa pengine kuna gari la huyu mlevi limezima jirani akamwambia subiri nikavae viatu. Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na wakaanza kusindikizana na mlevi. Mlevi akaongoza njia
mpaka kwenye mabembea ya jirani akakaa kwenye bembea moja na kumgeukia jamaa na kumwambia.. Okay nisukume basi.
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,”nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?” Trafki akamwmbia, kwanin ucngeenda upande ambao una watu wachache ili uokoe wengi? Jamaa akajibu, “nilifanya hivo, huku kushoto alikua m1 na kulia walkua wa4, nikamfuata uyu wa kushoto et akakambilia upande wakulia akazani cjamwona, nikamfata huko huko alipoenda, nikampa kitu mbwa yule”
Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo
Mke: sasa stail ya leo wewe utaosha vyombo mimo nitaangalia tv
Mme: huna haya wala hujui baya…!!!
we unadhani ni xtail gani mume aldhani???
{ NGOMA DROO}
Sikuizi utawasikia wadada wakisema kuachwa na mwanaume asie na pesa nisawa na kuluhusiwa hospital
{Sasa na sisi} wanaume tunasema
Kuachwa na demu mpenda pesa nisawa na kumaliza mkopo benk 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanaume atutakagi ujinga!!!! Wanaume heeeeee🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂🏃🏾♂
Wanaume wenye kushinda vishawishi ni;
Wanaume ambao mnaweza kula wali hadi mwisho bila kugusa nyama nyie ndio mnaweza kushinda vishawishi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*Kama mtaani kwenu mambo yamekuwa tait , usikimbilie mtaani kwetu kwani huku yamekuwa dera kabisa*😂😂😂😂😂
Jana nilipeleka viatu kwa fundi sasa hivi nimekutana nae amevivaa namuuliza ananiambia eti ni ROAD TEST” 😂😂😁
Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�
Wadada acheni HIZO
😂😂😂😂😂😂.
GARI YA MILIONI 50
UNALAZA NJE…
mke wa laki sita
unalala nae ndani….
BANGI SI NZURI JAMAN
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JE UMESHAWAHI KUONA SMS MAFUA?
Cheki hii hapa……..
“Mabo dugu yagu mziba? Bwada nasubuliwa sada na bafua baka dashindwa kuadika beseji do hayo dugu yagu.
Diobeeni dipone
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Hapana Chezea
Bafua
*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!
Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.
1 Yohana 4:18 panasema, “Katika pendo hakuna hofu, lakini pendo lililo kamili huitupa nje hofu…”
Lakini Yohana 4:18 tunasoma, “Kwa maana umekuwa na waume watano, naye uliye naye sasa siye mume wako.”
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂_MKE MTARAJIWA AKAZIMIA HAPA, TUNAMPEPEA_
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