Mbele ya hela binti usharobaro achia mbali

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Boy:- hallow
Dem:- hellow
Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile
Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl
Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care
Dem:-no no baby usipige Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuka 😂😂😂😂😂

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Hyuyu daktari ni noma, cheki anachokisema

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Kuna Daktari wa Moyo alifariki wakamchongeaa jeneza lenye umbo la Moyo. Ghafla Daktari mwingine akaanza kucheka, watu wakamuuliza “kwanini unacheka unafurahia mwenzako kufariki?” Daktari yule akajibu “hapana mimi ni Daktari wa kutahiri nafikilia nikifa mtanichongea jeneza lenye umbo la ….”

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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno

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Mkishaumizwa ndo utasikia, Moyo sukuma damu sio mengine. wakati mnapenda mlizani moyo ulikuwa unasukuma kinyesi!!!!!??????😂😂😂😂

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Unakumbuka haya enzi za shule?

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Kama umesoma st Kayumba utakuwa una aidia na haya…

1.Unaenda shule umechelewa unakuta mwalim anakamata wachelewaj unaamua urudi nyumbani
2.unachukua kimbegu cha ubuyu unasugua sakafuni af unamuunguza mwenzio
3.mkiruhusiwa tu unakimbia unataka uwe wa kwanza kwenye njia yenu y kurudia nyumban
4.MTU akikukera unamfungia shule (mnapigana baada ya kufunga shule)
5.MTU akikunyima kitu chake unamwambia “Ahaa eeh utaona sa nne”
6.wadada wembamba ndo wanaongoza kwa kusuta wenzao
7.ukiibiwa daftar jipya unalia kuliko hata uliloandika
8.unajaza mapeni kwenye mkebe(compass) na mengine hayaandiki
9.vifaa vingine kwenye mkebe hujawahi hata kuvitumia mfano bikari labda utolee mwiba😂
10.hakuna habari nzur kama kuambiwa Leo hamna shule mwalim haupo
11.habari mbaya zaidi n kurud nyumban kutoka shule una njaa af unaambiwa chakula mgeni kaja tumempa
12.mtoto wa mwalim utamgundua tu kwanzia sweta begi na viatu vyake
13.usiombee umpige mtoto wa mwalim utataman uache shule
14.unatengeneza kifutio cha ndala af unatishia eti kinafuta hadi peni😂
15.ukaguzi na huna ufagio.. unaomba chelewa kwa watu af unaongeza kijiti katikati
16.siku ukienda na ufagio wanakagua maji, ukienda na naji wanakagua kuni au mbolea😆
😂
Dah shule zetu hizi kiboko!!

Ipi umeipitia wewe
Share na wengine

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Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya

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Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie sapraiz nimekununulia BLACKBERRY.
Girl: oh ucjal ntakuja na hata ntalala huko huko
Boy: na haruc je?
Girl: nilikuwa nakutania
Boy: hata mi nilikuwa nakutania

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Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa

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John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?

akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka
watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto
wangu walee wanakwenda shule..
Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee,
Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi
yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI
AMEPONA??

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Huyu dogo nimsaidieje? Cheki alivyojichanganya

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Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!

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NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,

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Kali ya mwaka iliyotokea Benki Baada ya wezi kuiba

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Utoto bwana. Raha sana!

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Utoto buana! eti mnacheza mpira wa makaratasi(chandimu) unapiga chenga kibao afu ukifika golini ufunge unakuta goli hamna kumbe mwenye ndala zake ameitwa kwao😆

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Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani

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Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
😀😁😀😁😀😁😀😁😂

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Utajuaje kama unachoangalia ni filamu ya kibongo!!!!

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Angalia hivi

-Mlinzi wa Getini lazima awe chizi
-Mtu yupo kijijini, maisha magumu ana Wave
kichwani.
-Kama bosi atakuwa na kampuni basi ni lazima
itakuwa ya Clearing and Forwading au ya uuzaji
Magari.
-Lazima waende Kununua nguo.
-Jambazi lazima avae koti lefu jeusi na Miwani.
-Mtu akichapwa kofi huangukia kwenye kochi
ama kitandani.
-Actress huwa hawapiki hata chai.
-Kwa mdada akiishi maisha ya kitajiri lazima
avae nguo inayoishia mapajani.
-Actress even after 5 yeas utakuta staili ya
nywele na rangi za kucha ni zile zile.
-Anaweka Sumu alafu anaonja kama imekolea.
-Movie zote wapenzi huitana Baby..
-Main actor wote ni wafanya biashara na lazima
wataongelea mizigo kutoka bandarini.
-Wakinywa Soda basi lazima wabakishe.

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Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa

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Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

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Angalia pombe ilichomfanya huyu jamaa, kweli pombe haimuachi mtu salama

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Leo nimeiogopa pombe.

Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza muziki kwa sauti ya jenereta langu, akidhani yuko club…..nkamsikia anasema “wee dj noomaaaa”

Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza uo mziki kaimba nan?

Nlivyokuwa na roho mbaya Nikamwambia iyo ni collabo ya Yamaha na Petrol
😂😂😂😂😂

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Duh! Huyu kazidi sasa

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Kuna jamaa kapita hapa kaniuliza et mbona umekunja sura nikamjibu nataka niweke kwenye begi😂😂😂

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Huyu bibi kazidi sasa

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Bibi kapigwa mtama na Kibaka na kuporwa simu,

Kainuka na kuanza kumkimbiza kibaka,

Kibaka kuona Bibi hakati tamaa akatupa simu,

Bibi kaikota na kuendelea kumkimbiza kibaka,

Kibaka “Bibi kama ni simu yako si tayari umechukua”,

Bibi kajibu “Bado Mtama”

bibi ujinga hapendagi”😡😡😡😡😡

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Kilichotokea baada ya jambazi kuvamia kanisa

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Jambazi mmoja aliingia kanisani na bunduki akapiga risasi juu ya bati akasema “asiyempenda YESU atoke nje” wakatoka wote ispokuwa Mchungaji na Wazee wawili.

Jambazi likamwambia Mchungaji “unaweza kuendelea na ibada, nilikuwa nakuondolea wanafiki”, Mchungaji akasema “ungewaacha kwanza nichukue sadaka…!

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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia wanachokifanyaga wakimwona mwanamke

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Wanaume ni viumbe WASTAARABU sana..Mdada anapokua kavaa BIKINI na BRA tu, 98% ya mwili wake unakuwa wazi…Sisi kwa USTAARABU huwa tunaangalia pale PALIPOFUNIKWA..Hatutaki Dhambi za Kijinga kabisa Sisi…

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Cheki huyu jamaa alivyoumbuka akiwa ndani ya dala dala baada ya kupokea simu ya mkewe

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Jamaa kapokea simu kutoka kwa mke wake ndani ya daladala

jamaa: hellow hellow ( jamaa akawa hasikii vizuri ikabidi aweke loud speaker)

Mke: Umeweka wapi soksi zako yaani nyumba nzima inanuka.

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Angalia huyu mgeni anachokifanya, wageni wengine ni hatari

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Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa na keki au mkate?
Mgeni: Nipe keki mkate nitanywea chai ikishachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utapendelea ndiz au machungwa,
Mgeni: Nipe machungwa ndizi ntakula na wali
mchana.
Chezea mgeni ww.!!!

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Ukimuona mbwa kwenye harusi hii ndiyo maana yake

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Hili nalo neneo.

Ukimuona mbwa🐶 harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza inawezekana kilichomleta pale ndicho kilichokupeleka na wewe hapo

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

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Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
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Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

SMS Nzuri: Meseji za Vihoja Vya Wanawake Na Wanaume

Mkishaumizwa ndo utasikia, Moyo sukuma damu sio mengine. wakati mnapenda mlizani moyo ulikuwa unasukuma kinyesi!!!!!??????😂😂😂😂

Nimekutana na dogo mmoja hivi hapa analia,namuliza analia nin??ananambia ”ALIPEWA MIA TANO ZIPO MBILI,MIA TANO MOJA YA NYANYA na MIA TANO NYINGINE YA VITUNGUU sasa KAKOSEA KAZICHANGANYA HAJUI TENA IPI NI YA NYANYA na IPI NI YA VITUNGUU!!!

NA PESA ZOTE ANAZO KAZISHIKA MKONONI,

Utoto buana! eti mnacheza mpira wa makaratasi(chandimu) unapiga chenga kibao afu ukifika golini ufunge unakuta goli hamna kumbe mwenye ndala zake ameitwa kwao😆

Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

Kuna jamaa kapita hapa kaniuliza et mbona umekunja sura nikamjibu nataka niweke kwenye begi😂😂😂

Wanaume ni viumbe WASTAARABU sana..Mdada anapokua kavaa BIKINI na BRA tu, 98% ya mwili wake unakuwa wazi…Sisi kwa USTAARABU huwa tunaangalia pale PALIPOFUNIKWA..Hatutaki Dhambi za Kijinga kabisa Sisi…

Jamaa kapokea simu kutoka kwa mke wake ndani ya daladala

jamaa: hellow hellow ( jamaa akawa hasikii vizuri ikabidi aweke loud speaker)

Mke: Umeweka wapi soksi zako yaani nyumba nzima inanuka.

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows