SMS Nzuri: Meseji za Vichekesho Vya Katikati Ya Juma

Namna wazazi wanavyoongea na mabinti katika umri tofauti

Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya.
Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena!
Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako?
Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa.
Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha
kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia!
Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule
anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba
Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding
billsโ€ฆyeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu .
Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ changamkia fulsa umri ukifika

Cheki huyu jamaa anavyoungama kwa padri sasa

JAMAA: Baba Padri nimekuja kuungama
PADRI: Haya
JAMAA: Niliiba kamba
PADRI: Kamba?
JAMAA: Ndio, kamba lakini kule mwisho kulikuwa kumefungwa ng’ombe
PADRI: Kwa hiyo uliiba ng’ombe?
JAMAA: Kiukweli nilikuwa nina lengo la kuiba kamba, kwa bahati mbaya mwisho kulikuwa na ng’ombe
PADRI: Mi naona mueleze Mungu direct, mi sikuelewi kabisaaa

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Kauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?

1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha

2:Baba yako kauza ng’ombe ili alete ng’ombe mwingine shule

3:Kama unajua kuliko mimi njoo ufundishe wewe

4:Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako

5:Hata msiponisikiliza mshahara wangu uko pale pale

6:Baba yako anahangaika kulipa ada wewe unafanya utumbo tu

7:Hata nikeshe nafundisha wengine ni mizigo hawatoki na lolote

8:Tunavisaidia tu kwan vikifanikiwa mbelen hata salam vinatoa?

9:Bichwa kubwa ubongo nukta

10:Wengine hapa wamekuja kukua tu

SHARE NA MARAFIKI ZAKO WAKUMBUKE ENZI ZA SHULE KIDOGO

Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza.”sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?” Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.

Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar

Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapoโ€ฆโ€ฆ.

Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

GARLFRENDยปยปhellow sweetheart

BOYFRENDยปยปhellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mdaยป??

BOYFRENDยป>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFRENDยปยปdo you lov me????

BOYFRENDยปยปi lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปusiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปunataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFRENDยปยปnshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?

Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,

mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?

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