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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama? Angalia hoja za baba na mama kila mmoja anadai ni wake

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Mtoto ni wa baba au wa mama?

Mume alimpa mkewe talaka wakaenda mahakamani ili hakimu aamue nani akae na mtoto.

MME: Akasimama akauliza hivi: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi nikichukua ATM card nikaingiza kwenye mashine ikatoa pesa, sasa pesa zitakuwa ni za ATM au zakwangu?

MKE: Akasimama na kusema: Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi ukimwaga mbegu ktk shamba la mtu mti ukiota utakuwa wa kwako au wa mwenye shamba?.

Hebu tumsaidie hakimu aamue kesi hii…

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Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute

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Matatizo ni nini???

`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, `
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Walahi haya ndo matatizo😅😅😅😅😅😅

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Angalia huyu bibi alichotufanyia kwenye gari

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​tulikua kwenye gari kibao ad wengne mlangon likasmimama kituo kimoja kulikua kuna bibi anataka kupanda​

Konda- bibi twende sit kibao ata utalala

Bibi – oooh sawa mjukuu

Konda – simama tu apo wanashuka mbele

Bibi – akacheka sana tu

Konda- mbona unacheka bibi

Bibi – mjukuu hawa wote hawashuki wanakufa apo mbele

Watu- simamisha gar

Saiv bibi kabaki mwenyewe amelala sit ya nyuma😆😆😅😂😂

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Huyu mke kwa kupenda hela! Cheki anachomwambia mume wake

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Jamaa karudi toka kazini mpole na hana furaha!
MKE; Vipi leo mbona mpole?
MUME; Ofisi yetu imeungua na watu wote waliokuwemo wamekufa.
MKE; Ilikuaje wewe ukapona?
MUME; Nilikua chooni jirani na ofisi najisaidia.
MKE; Loh maskini, familia zao itakuaje?
MUME; Watalipwa million 100 kila mfiwa.
MKE; KWA HASIRA, Ona sasa na wewe kunya kunya kwako umetukosesha mihela.. Ungeenda kunya akhera.

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