UNATOKA SEBULENI UNAENDA ZAKO CHOONI UNAINGIA TU HIVI GHAFLA UNAKUTANA NA MZIGO MKUBWA WA MAVI JUU YA CHOO ALAFU UNAAMUA KURUDI ZAKO ILE UNATOKA TU UNAMUONA DEMU MZURI ULIYEMTONGOZA JANA ANAKUJA KUINGIA CHOO ULICHOTOKA WW NA KINA MZIGO WA MAVI JUU NA AMEKUONA WW NDIO UMETOKA MLE NDANI ..unaamua kurudi ili uka flash bahat mby maji hakuna.!!!
😁😁😁HAPO NDIO UTAJUA KWANINI SIKU HIZI HATUPENDI UJINGA😆😆😆😆
Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!…
DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje?
CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani wanacheza mpira wa miguu.
DAKTARI :- Nitakupa dawa leo hautaota tena.
CHIZI:-hiyo dawa nipe kesho sababu leo wanacheza fainali. na nilibet
😂😂😂😂
Ndio hizi sasa
1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.
3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.
4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.
5.Usisapu
6.Usidisko
7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.
8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio
9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio
10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!
Ulishawahi kutana na hii….
Issa: mambo
Jeni:poa vp
Issa:poa nambie:
Jeni:poa aje ww:
Issa:poa nambie
Jeni:poa
Issa :bas poa
Jeni:poa….
Issa:poa badee basi
Jeni:haya
Issa:bai
😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA……
1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.
2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.
3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?
4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.
5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.
6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.
7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.
8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.
9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.
10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi kufunika sufuria.
MZARAMO V/S MCHAGA.
Mzaramo alitangaza anatibu magonjwa yooooooote
kwa tsh. 100,000/=
Na kama akishindwa kukutibu anakurudishia laki
yako nakukuongeza laki nyingine.
MCHAGA akaona hii fursa yakujipatia hela aiwezi mpita akaenda kutibiwa.
MZARAMO: “unaumwa nini?”
MCHAGA: “Sisikii ladha ya aina yoyote mdomoni kabisaaaa..”
MZARAMO: “sawa, toa laki kabisa..”
Mchaga akatoa.
MZARAMO akamuagiza msaidizi wake; “Naomba kikopo no.27 mpe anywe huyu..”
MCHAGA akanywa akatema faster; “Puh puu puu, Aisee huu si mkojo huu..?”
MZARAMO: “Umepona karibu tena..”
Mchaga aka-mind sana Kesho yake akarudi tena hakuamini ameliwa pesa yake.
MCHAGA: aisee nina tatizo la kumbukumbu nasahau
sanaaaaa..”
MZARAMO akamwambia “hakuna tabu, toa laki tukupe tiba..’
MCHAGA akatoa pesa akijua leo lazima afanikiwe..’
MZARAMO: “nesi naomba kikopo no.27..”
MCHAGA: “ASA CHALII ANGU HICHO SI CHA JANA CHA MKOJO HICHO AISEE..?”
MZARAMO: “UMEPONA KUMBUKUMBU UNAYO.
😄😄😄😄😁😁😁😁😁😁
1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.
2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.
3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?
4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.
5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.
6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.
7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.
8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.
9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.
10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.
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