Angalia huyu jamaa alivyomuweza huyu binti wa chuo

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😁😁😁😁 .. TABU KUDATE NA MADEMU WA CHUO
Demu ; Baby Safari Hii Nataka Pale Hostel Niwafunike Mashoga Zangu Wote.
Jamaa ; Poa Sweetie Ondoa Shaka Nitakununulia #Turubai Utawafunika Wote…!!!
Demu: Mxiuuuuuuuu Lione Sura Kama Goti La mbuzi Na Namba yangu futa Nakublock Mpaka Sanduku la posta…!!!

😂😂😂😂nmecheka adi nmelazwa

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Baada ya kumkuta mwanamme mwingine chumbani kwake na mke wake cheki huyu anachokifanya

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NAKUA(BABA) karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
NAKUA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo….

NAKUA kaingia ndani kamkuta mkewe kalala kitandani kajifunika shuka gubigubi hadi kichwani. Kaenda kwenye kabati kufungua mlango , akamkuta rafiki yake wa miaka mingi yuko uchi ndani ya kabati
NAKUA: Aise unajua we fala sana, we rafiki yangu miaka yote hiyo halafu unamtisha mwanangu eti wewe jini, hebu toka huko nenda kwenu kacheze michezo hiyo na mwanao.

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Cheki huyu mzee alichomfanyia muuzaji wa pharmacy

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Mzee kaingia pharmacy,
MZEE: Mambo mwanangu, kuna kitu naomba uonje nitakulipa
MFAMASIA: Kitu gani?….Mzee akatoa kichupa na kijiko akaweka …majimaji yaliyomo kwenye
kichupa kwenye kijiko na kumwambia mfamasia aonje, mfamasia akatia yale maji mdomoni na kuyazungusha zungusha mdomoni akionja;

MZEE: Nipe jibu, ina utamu wa sukari au chumvi au pilipili?
MFAMASIA: Kama chumvichumvi
MZEE: Hakuna sukari
MFAMASIA: Sukari hakuna kabisa
MZEE: Loh asante chukua hii alfu tano nashukuru sana, dokta alinambia nipime mkojo wangu kama nina kisukari, kumbe sina asante bwana mdogo

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Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu

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👉Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu
••Utaota umeokota dolla ukiamka empty…
••Utaota umeokota dhahabu ukiamka kitandani patupu daadeeki OTA Sasa UMEKOJOA…..
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Huyu mme ni shida

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MKE..mume wangu unaweza kuua simba kwasababu yangu???

MME: Hapana mke wangu, sema kingine

MKE:unaweza kunipa nione watsapp yako nione msgs?

MME: Haya sema huyo simba yukwap nikamuue

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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?

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Google alisema : mimi nina kila kitu

Facebook ikasema : mimi najua watu wote

Whatsapp akasema : mimi napendwa zaidi kuliko nyinyi

Internet akasema : hahahaha nyinyi nyote bila mimi si kitu !

umeme ukatamka : mutabadilisha topic au niwaonyeshe😂😂😂😂😂

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Hakuna siku mbaya maishani kama hii

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Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja

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Punguzeni pombe. Cheki kilichompata huyu

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Jamani punguzeni pombe,kuna jirani yangu amerudi amelewa sasa nachungulia dirishani naona anagonga mlango wake takribani masaa mawili,wakati hapa anaishi peke yake, kwakuwa sipendagi ujinga nimetoka nikamwambia mwenyewe kasafiri.Nae kaondoka.

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Madhara ya kubeba nauli kamili tuu. Cheki kilichonipata

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Kubeba nauli kamili nayo ni shida
Yani nimepanda daladala
Kondakta mmoja akaingia kwenye Gari amevaa suti za blue za daladala na miwani Kisha akakusanya pesa Gari Zima alafu akakaa siti ya nyuma baade Kondakta mwingine akaanza kukusanya pesa watu wakalalamika na kusema tayari tumelipa na kumuonyesha tuliemlipa Kondakta akacheka na kusema huyo tuliemlipa ni kipofu na alikuwa anaomba msaada..!!

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Alichokijibu chizi baada ya kuanguka ghorofani

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Chizi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuulza VP IMEKUAJE?

Chz akajbu: ”HATA CJUI NA MIE NDO NAFIKA SASA HIVI

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Angalia hawa kina mama, ni shida..!

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Mama mdaku alishangaa kila siku mchungaji anaingia nyumba ya jirani yake ambaye hana mume, akawa anajiuliza anakwenda kufanya nini? Uzalendo ukamshinda akamuuliza “Mwenzangu, mbona kila siku mchungaji anakuja kwako, vipi anakuja kukuombea?” Akajibiwa “Nyoo, umbea tu! Mbona kwako kila siku anakuja mwanajeshi kuna vita! chefuuuu 😳😳😳😳😳

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Bangi si mchezo, Angalia kilichowakuta hawa

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Bangi si mchezo!
Jamaa kaikoleza si ikamtuma avue nguo!
Akavua nguo zote akaenda kwenye kioo, kujitazama akaona kama kavaa suti!
then akaenda kama alivyo zaliwa kwa masela wenzake akawauliza vp suti imenikaa? Mvuta bangi mwenzie akamwambia “imekutoa kinyama ila tai umeifunga chini sana”.

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Hii bahati mbaya hii haifai kusema Samahani

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(KIFO NI NIN)
KIFO ni pale unapokosea text na kumtumia

BABA yako kipindi mnakula
“hello Mrembo”😁😁

Kama utazubutu kusema Samahani 😁

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Angalia wanachokifanya Zuzu na msichana chumbani kwenye giza

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Zuzu: Mambo Anna!
Anna: Poa!
Zuzu: Kuna kitu nataka nikuonyeshe…
Anna: Kitu gan?
Zuzu: Twende chumbani kwako (wakaenda)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe…

Zuzu: Funga mlango na madirisha kwanza (akafunga)
Anna: Haya nionyeshe sasa!..
Zuzu: Zima taa kwanza (akazima)
Anna: Mhm…nionyeshe sasa!
Zuzu: Haya njoo hapa kitandani…
Anna: Ok, nionyeshe!
Zuzu: Ona nimenunua saa ambayo inawaka yenyewe gizani… Acha mawazo mabaya ww???

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Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!

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Sababu ni hii

AL-SHABAB
AL-QAEDA
Kwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa

“AL-GEBRA”

😂😂😂😂
🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻
Kumbe ndo maana wengine hawapendi hesabu coz kuna element za ugaidi

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Huyu Jamaa ubahili umezidi kwa hiki anachomwambia huyu dada

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Kama ni ubahili hapa umezidi

mdada Bby naomba hela nimpeleke mdogo wangu hospital kang’atwa na nyoka

JAmaa embu mpe huyo nyoka cm niongee nae.. maisha yanakaba..😂😂

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Hii ndio maana ya Matatizo, usiombee hili likukute

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Matatizo ni nini???

`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako, `
🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒

Walahi haya ndo matatizo😅😅😅😅😅😅

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Cheki hiki kibabu kulivyowaacha watu hoi wakati mchungaji anafungisha ndoa

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Mchungaji Kauliza: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje mbele.

Mara kasimama kibabu na kwenda mbele, bibi harusi alipomuona tu yule babu akazimia.

Mchungaji akauliza: tueleze pingamizi lako

Kibabu kikajibu: Nimeamua kuja mbele kwasababu kule nyuma sisikii!!!.

kanisa zima hoi,

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Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!

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Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?

Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo wewe

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

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Askari na yeye kumbe muoga, cheki anachomjibu afande

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Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa

AFANDE: Kha! kisa mkasa mpk akafanya hivyo
ASKARI: Mama mwenye nyumba alikua anapiga deki mumewe akaingia ndani viatu kabla sakafu haijakauka
AFANDE: Sasa mmesha mkamata huyo mwanamke
ASKARI: Bado mkuu
AFANDE: Kha! sasa mnangoja nini
ASKARI: Si tunangoja sakafu ikauke

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Google alisema : mimi nina kila kitu

Facebook ikasema : mimi najua watu wote

Whatsapp akasema : mimi napendwa zaidi kuliko nyinyi

Internet akasema : hahahaha nyinyi nyote bila mimi si kitu !

umeme ukatamka : mutabadilisha topic au niwaonyeshe😂😂😂😂😂

Hakuna siku mbaya maishan kuona mtu uliyesoma naye darasa moja, anakupita na private car,, afu we umeninginia kwenye daladala,,, tena ulikua unamzid akili 😂😂😂hapo Ndo utajua kwann gunia na dunia vinatofautiana neno moja

Chizi kaanguka toka kwenye gorofa fasta watu wakamfuata kumsaidia wakamuulza VP IMEKUAJE?

Chz akajbu: ”HATA CJUI NA MIE NDO NAFIKA SASA HIVI

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Mchungaji Kauliza: Yeyote mwenye pingamizi la haki kwa ndoa hii asimame na aje mbele.

Mara kasimama kibabu na kwenda mbele, bibi harusi alipomuona tu yule babu akazimia.

Mchungaji akauliza: tueleze pingamizi lako

Kibabu kikajibu: Nimeamua kuja mbele kwasababu kule nyuma sisikii!!!.

kanisa zima hoi,

Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?

Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo wewe

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows