Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli

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WIVU HUU NI NOMA

Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?

Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.

Mke akachukua nguo zake akaondoka, Kufika njiani akakumbuka mumewe alikuwa na kipara Akaanza kurudi kwa mumewe.

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Alichokifanya jamaa baada ya kuokota wallet yenye pesa za kumwaga

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Jamaa aliokota wallet, alipofika nyumbani akapiga simu kwenye radio station

“Naitwa John nimepiga simu kutangaza kuwa nimeokota wallet ndani ina laki 7, ATM Card na kikaratasi chenye PIN ya ATM Card na kijimkufu cha dhahabu kinene hivi…”

Mtangazaji akasema:- Akhasante sana John, kwa hiyo ungependa kumrudishia mwenyewe kama ana kusikiliza akutafute kwa No. Gani!?

John: Hapana, mi nilikuwa namshukuru tu maana amenitoa kwenye matatizo na ninapenda kumuombea Dedication wimbo wa Snura “MAJANGA” umfikie popote pale alipo…!!!

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Madenge hakosi visa. Soma hii

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MADENGE
HAKOSI
VISA

baada ya kumaliza form four baba akamwambia achague zawadi yoyote aipendayo
MADENGE: naomba pesa nikamuoe bibi maana siku nyingi amekuwa akiniita mchumba wake.
BABA: Shenzi, yule ni mama yangu mzazi huwezi kumuoa.
MADENGE: Mbona wewe umemuoa mama yangu mzazi sijasema kitu ww inakuuma? lazima nilipize kisasi ikikuuma muache mama yangu kila mtu akae na mamayake. 😂😂😂

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Kama simu yako ina wifi

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Kama simu yako ina Wi-fi ujue uko na mke wa mtu 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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Tofauti ya mwanamke wa Kizaramo, Kitanga, Kihaya, na wa Kichaga

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Mwanamke wakizaramo: Unampa hela ana nunua dela anaenda ana msutia jirani, analivaa dela bila nguo ya ndani mbele yako, unazidiwa anakupa kitu fresh unatoka unatabasamu.🤝🏽🙌🏽

Mwanamke wa kitanga:
Unampa hela anapika vitu mtaa mzima unasikia harufu ya chakula, chenji inayo baki ananunua kinga ukirudi unakula afu unakula..👏🏼👏🏼🤝🏽🙌🏽

Mwanamke wa kihaya:
Unampa hela ukirudi unakuta majirani wote wanataarifa kuwa wew uliacha hela, anakupkia vitu vzuri, usiku anakuhudumia ukimsifia anakuhudumia tena hata mara nne kwa usiku mmoja..we mle sifa tu🙌🏽🙌🏽🤸🏾‍♀👌🏽.

Mwanamke wa kichaga:
Unampa hela anaenda ananunua dagaa anapika na michuzi mingi mpaka dagaa wanafufuka unakula kwa shida, dagaa wanakula utumbo wako unakufa.. Madaktari wanajitahidi wanakutibu unafufuka. Ukiwa hujapata akili vizuri anakuletea bili ya umeme, anakukumbusha deni la kwa Massawe, anakukumbusha kodi ya nyumba.. *Unashikwa na presha unakufa moja kwa moja*🙌🏽😂🙆🏼‍♂🏃🏾🤸🏾‍♀

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Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

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GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

👆👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄👆👆😄😄👆👆

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Cheki nilichomfanyia huyu dereva tax

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Nilipanda tax leo.dereva tax akaanza kuongea…

Naipenda sana kazi yangu nimejiajiri hakuna wa kunipangia nn cha kufanya

….nikamwambia_ ..KATA KUSHOTO 😂😂

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Wachaga wana mambo mbele ya hela, angalia hii bili ilivyomchanganya MASSAWE

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MASSAWE alienda na marafiki zake bar kunywa, baada ya kumaliza kutumia akaletewa bili kama ifuatavyo:
Manka 35,000
Marieta 20,000
Kekuu 30,000

Kitime 15,000
Kinabo 10,000
TOTAL 110,000/=
MASSAWE akaicheki akasema “Wote nitawalipia lakini huyo “TOTAL” Yesuu simlipii.
Kwansa anamiliki sheli kibao sa mafuta hapa bongo. Shensi taip ! Na amekunywa nyingi kuliko wote alipe mwenyewe…

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Omba omba sio barabarani tuu

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Boy:- baby ivi nikifa utakuja msibani?

Girl:-ntakuja ukinitumia nauli.

Hapo ndo unagundua kuwa sio kila omba omba yuko barabarani.

🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤔

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Eti ni kweli hii ni sababu wanaume wana Upendo Sana?

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Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.

Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!*
Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Huyu mchaga kazidi sasa, angalia anavyomfanya huyu mbuzi

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Mchaga alinunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi Nyama nusu ipike pilau na ingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu, miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pikia ndizi na mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa. Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

Mpishi akamuuliza Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi tufanye ring tone kwenye simu yako? Mchaga akajibu Yesuu! hivi inawezekana? bac fanya hivyo tuwauzie na wengine hiyo ringtone. Chezeya mchaga!

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Kwa nini watu hawapendi hesabu!! Sababu hii hapa!

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Sababu ni hii

AL-SHABAB
AL-QAEDA
Kwenye MATHEMATICS pia kuna kundi linaitwa

“AL-GEBRA”

😂😂😂😂
🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻🚶🏻
Kumbe ndo maana wengine hawapendi hesabu coz kuna element za ugaidi

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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyowafanyia watu uhuni bar

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Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,

Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo…….

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Tatizo la kukuta nywele kwenye chakula

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Hapa ni shida

KUKUTA NYWELE KWENYE CHAKULA SIO TATIZO,TATIZO NI KUWAZA ITAKUWA IMETOKA SEHEMU GANI

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake

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Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti ” nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz””!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi “nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!” Akanjbu “elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi” Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂

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Angalia alichokifanya huyu mkaka alipoenda benki 🏦

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At the bank..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..account pia ni yangu..weka tu!!!😂😂😂

🏃🏃🏃🏃

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Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari

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MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela baby☺
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn 😖
MDADA: hapana😌 Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri

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Angalia huyu demu alivyo mbulula

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Jamaa aliamua kumtoa demu wake out kwaajili ya chakula cha usiku kufika hotelini wakakaa mezani mhudumu akaja,

Mhudumu: kaka nikuhudumie nini,
Jamaa: afathal NILETEE MENU LISTI
Mhudumu: dada na wewe?
Demu akajibu kwa pozi tena kwakujishaua, “NA MIMI NILETEE MENU LIST ILA USIWEKE CHUMVI NYINGI”
Chezea mbulula wewe…!!!

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Angalia nilichomfanyia huyu dereva sasa

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Tulikua kwa basi tunaelekea arusha,ile namcheki dereva kumbe ni best yangu na basi ilikua kwenye spidi hatari, nikaenda kumziba macho nkamuuliza otea mi ni nani, kabla hajanijibu nikasikia kishindo kikubwa sana
NA SASA HIVI NIMEZINDUKA NIMEONA ABIRIA WOTE TUPO WODI NAMBA 3 HAPA KCMC MOSHI. 🤕🤕🤕🤕
SODA ZA WAGONJWA PLIIIZ!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Alichokisema mwizi baada ya kushinda bahati nasibu

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Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??.
Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela nyingi hizo
Akasema anataka kupanua shughuli zake. Mimi sijamuelewa na sasa hivi watu wameanza kuhama mtaa…
😂😂

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Nilipanda tax leo.dereva tax akaanza kuongea…

Naipenda sana kazi yangu nimejiajiri hakuna wa kunipangia nn cha kufanya

….nikamwambia_ ..KATA KUSHOTO 😂😂

At the bank..

Teller: Hii pesa ni fake

Mkaka: Shida iko wapi..pesa ni yangu..account pia ni yangu..weka tu!!!😂😂😂

🏃🏃🏃🏃

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows