Wanaume wana upendo kwa kweli.
Mwanaume hata akipewa kundi la wanawake 90 achague mmoja!! Hata akichagua mzuri kupita wote bado roho itamuuma kuwaacha wale 89 waliobaki!!*
Kwa namna hii wanaume wana Upendo Sana
😂😂😂😂😂😂
John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?
akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka
watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto
wangu walee wanakwenda shule..
Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee,
Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi
yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI
AMEPONA??
Boy:- hallow
Dem:- hellow
Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile
Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl
Boy:-Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja nipige customer care
Dem:-no no baby usipige Ah ah Hapana baby mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuka 😂😂😂😂😂
Ulishawahi kutana na hii….
Issa: mambo
Jeni:poa vp
Issa:poa nambie:
Jeni:poa aje ww:
Issa:poa nambie
Jeni:poa
Issa :bas poa
Jeni:poa….
Issa:poa badee basi
Jeni:haya
Issa:bai
😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA……
MUME: Fungua mlango!
MKE: Leo sifungui! Nimechoshwa na ulevi wako.
MUME: kama hufungui najitupa kwenye hili shimo nife kabisa.
MKE. Kufa huna faida yoyote duniani!
MUME kachukua jiwe kubwa kalitupa kwenye shimo chubwiiiiiii!
MKE kajifunga kanga, kafungua mlango. Ghafla mume kaingia ndani na kumfungia mke nje.
MKE: Nifungulie la sivyo nitapiga kelele majirani waje.
MUME: Piga kelele na wakija uwambie unakotoka usiku huu na khanga moja.
Kama ni ubahili hapa umezidi
mdada Bby naomba hela nimpeleke mdogo wangu hospital kang’atwa na nyoka
JAmaa embu mpe huyo nyoka cm niongee nae.. maisha yanakaba..😂😂
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: kimya
Polisi::: hodi, hodi
Jamaa::: we nani kwani?
Polisi::: sisi polisi
Jamaa::: mnataka nini?
Polisi::: kuongea na wewe
Jamaa::: kuongea na mimi?!
Polisi::: ndio
Jamaa::: mko wangapi?
Polisi::: tuko watatu
Jamaa::: kama mko watatu si muongee wenyewe…!!!
Dalali aliwatafutia jamaa chumba Buguruni karibu na reli, nyumba nzuri sana. Jamaa na mkewe wakahamia kwa furaha, lakini furaha yao iliisha walipokuja gudundua nyumba ile iko karibu mno na reli treni ikipita mpaka kitanda kinacheza.
Siku hiyo dalali akapita mke akamwita na kumwambia tatizo wakati treni inapita, wakaanza kubishana, yule mama akamwambia dalali kwa kuwa kuna treni itapita sasa hivi… njoo ndani uone mwenyewe.
Bahati mbaya wakiwa wamejilaza kitandani ili dalali aone adhabu wanayopata, Mzee mwenye mali alirudi ghafla, akauliza,
‘Nyie mnafanya nini hapa?’
Masikini dalali kwa woga mkubwa akajibu’ Tunangoja treni’
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