Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

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MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza.”sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?” Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.

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Angalia jamaa alivyouweza huu mchepuko wake

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Kuna mchepuko nilimtumia nauli jana ili aje,.kwang sasa leo kaniambia eti ” nimesahau ile line yenye M-pesa home plz nitumie tena kwa tigo mpenz””!! Me nikajifanya chizi nikatuma Kule kule kwenye voda (aliosema kaacha home) Nikatuma huko message ivi “nikuongezee Sh. Ngapi tena mpenz..!!” Akanjbu “elfu 20,000 tu mpenzi” Mtuhurumie jamani 😂😂😂

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Breaking news

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Breaking news 💥

Watu wasiojulikana wamevamia jengo lisilojulikana na

Kufanya tukio lisilo julikana na kukimbilia🏃🏿 kusiko julikana na mpaka sasa hakuna kinachojulikana na mimi sijui ninachosema 😕😕

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Eti kwani wewe ni turubali?

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Unakuta MTU mwaka Mzima

Umehudhuria, birthday parties 20 , misiba 30,

Mikutano kanisani 40, Ndoa 80 na bado uko Single Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Duh! Kizungu kigumu, cheki alichojibu huyu

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“`Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani

Wameniuliza “so how far did you go with your education?”, nikawaambia.. “””””I didn’t go very far because our school was just behind our house”””

wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!“`…….

😀 your prayers plz

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Mchaga aliyemshangaza Mungu

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Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu…

Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akakimbia na kapu la sadaka

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Njia 3 rahisi za kuondoa kitambi

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JE, una KITAMBI na unataka kukiondoa?

FANYA HAYA;

1. Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki

2. Nunua gari bovu la biashara

3.Oana na mke mwenye kelele.

Ukiona miezi mitatu hakijaisha basi ujue umevimba BANDAMA sio kitambi..

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Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari

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MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela baby☺
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn 😖
MDADA: hapana😌 Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri

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Jinsi mzunguko wa elimu ulivyo

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01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza
Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye
Engineering na Medical school.

02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa
wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.

03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia
Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu.
Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.

04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu
wote hawana raha.

05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa
shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji,
wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale
mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake.
😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏿🏃🏿😜😜😜😜😜

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Haya mawazo ya huyu Mtu kuhusu Shetani ni kiboko

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Sifa 10 za mwanaume ambaye kila binti anayetaka aolewe angependa aolewe naye!!

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1. Awe na pesa nyingi

2.Siyo lazima awe mzuri wa sura

3. Ajenge ukweni

4.Awe mpole

5.Asimuonee wivu mke wake

6.Awe mwenye upendo wa dhati

7.Asishike simu ya mke wake.

8.Akimkuta na mwanaume apite tu, akitaka kujua ni nani asubiri nyumbani

9.Awe anamskiliza mke wake kwa kika kitu.

10.Asipende mwanamke mwingine zaid yake

UKIMPATA MWANAUME MWENYE SIFA HIZO KAPIME DNA LAZIMA ATAKUWA NI BABA AKO.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Activity	Nature	Description
Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

Activity	Status	Started	Ended	Remarks
AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

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Watu wasiojulikana wamevamia jengo lisilojulikana na

Kufanya tukio lisilo julikana na kukimbilia🏃🏿 kusiko julikana na mpaka sasa hakuna kinachojulikana na mimi sijui ninachosema 😕😕

Unakuta MTU mwaka Mzima

Umehudhuria, birthday parties 20 , misiba 30,

Mikutano kanisani 40, Ndoa 80 na bado uko Single Kwani wewe ni turubai jaman??

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“`Nimetoka interview hapa ya job flani

Wameniuliza “so how far did you go with your education?”, nikawaambia.. “””””I didn’t go very far because our school was just behind our house”””

wameniambia ningojee watanipigia!“`…….

😀 *your prayers plz*

Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu…

Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akakimbia na kapu la sadaka

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JE, una KITAMBI na unataka kukiondoa?

FANYA HAYA;

1. Kopa mkopo mkubwa benki

2. Nunua gari bovu la biashara

3.Oana na mke mwenye kelele.

Ukiona miezi mitatu hakijaisha basi ujue umevimba BANDAMA sio kitambi..

😀 your prayers plz