Mama mkwe alimuuliza mkwewe “binti” samahani mbona mtoto hajafanana na mwanangu kabisa?
Binti akajibu, “bila samahani mama huku chini nina njia ya uzazi sio mashine ya photocopy”
mama mkwe hoii!! Chezea Wakwe Wa Bongo wewe.
Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,”nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?” Trafki akamwmbia, kwanin ucngeenda upande ambao una watu wachache ili uokoe wengi? Jamaa akajibu, “nilifanya hivo, huku kushoto alikua m1 na kulia walkua wa4, nikamfuata uyu wa kushoto et akakambilia upande wakulia akazani cjamwona, nikamfata huko huko alipoenda, nikampa kitu mbwa yule”
*Kama mtaani kwenu mambo yamekuwa tait , usikimbilie mtaani kwetu kwani huku yamekuwa dera kabisa*😂😂😂😂😂
Jana nilipeleka viatu kwa fundi sasa hivi nimekutana nae amevivaa namuuliza ananiambia eti ni ROAD TEST” 😂😂😁
LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TU………
SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE😆😆😆😆😆😆
Wanawake nilianza kuwachukia tokea shule ya msingi.
Ni pale mwanamke wangu aliponiacha na kwenda kwa jamaa mwenye kichongeo kipya …inauma sanaa…
WANAWAKE SIO WATU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO ASEEE Bac tuu
Ulishawahi kutana na hii….
Issa: mambo
Jeni:poa vp
Issa:poa nambie:
Jeni:poa aje ww:
Issa:poa nambie
Jeni:poa
Issa :bas poa
Jeni:poa….
Issa:poa badee basi
Jeni:haya
Issa:bai
😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA……
GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart
BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??
BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu
BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????
BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa
BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????
BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)
👆👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👆👆👆👆😄😄😄😄👆👆😄😄👆👆
NIMEKAA NIKAWAZA 🙇🏼 KUWA KUNA MAMBO KAMA MATATU HIVI👌🏻 WAAFRIKA HATUYAJUI 🙉
KAMA TUNGEKUWA TUNAYAJUA HATA HAWA WAMAREKANI,🇺🇸WACHINA🇯🇵 NA HATA WATU WA ULAYA TUNGEKUWA🇽🇪 TUNAWAPITA KIMAENDELEO
MAMBO YENYEWE,,
HATA MIMI SIYAJUI MAANA NA MIMI NI MWAFRIKA 😂😂😂😂
Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali
na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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