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Huu ndio mlolongo wa michepuko kuwahi kutokea kati ya mke, mume mwanafunzi na boss

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Wiki hii tutaenda wote Serena Hotel kwenye mkutano fanya mipango yote.
SEKRETARI (anamuaga mumewe): Tunaenda na bosi Serena hotel kwenye mkutano for 1 week.
MUME (anampigia mpango wa kando): Mambo safi, wife anaenda kikazi Serena, jitayarishe tujipe raha for 1 week
(Mpango wa kando) anamwambia mwanafunzi wake wa tution: wiki hii nina kazi fulani hakuna tution mpaka week ijayo.
MWANAFUNZI anampigia simu sugar daddy wake ambaye ndo (BOSS): Dear hakuna tution wiki hii nakuja kwakoโ€ฆ..

BOSS anamwambia sekretari wake: Siendi Serena tena coz mjukuu wangu atanitembelea.
SEKRETARI: Mume wangu hatuendi Serena
MUME (anampigia Mpango): dah! mpenzi, huyu mke wangu haendi tena. Shit! So hadi next time plz
Mpango wa kando a.k.a teacher (anampigia mwanafunzi): Darasa kama kawaida sorry for the earlier message.
MWANAFUNZI: darling tution inaendelea kumbe, so nakuja wiki ijayo!!
BOSS: Sekretari sorry jitayarishe ile safari ya Serena iko palepaleโ€ฆโ€ฆ

Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

GARLFRENDยปยปhellow sweetheart

BOYFRENDยปยปhellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mdaยป??

BOYFRENDยป>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปkama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFRENDยปยปdo you lov me????

BOYFRENDยปยปi lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปusiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFRENDยปยปi love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFRENDยปยปunataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFRENDยปยปnshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Angalia huyu jamaa anavyojiona msomi, huyu kamuotea, hapa amekwama

USIJIONE MJUAJI SAAAAโ€ฆNA.
Jamaa kamaliza chuo anarudi nyumbani kwa wazee, kufika
nyumbani.

kwa furaha waliopata wazazi, mama aliamua
kurosti kuku WAWILI(2) kwa ajili yao.
Mezani jamaa akataka kuwadhihirishia kuwa yeye ni msomi,
akawaambia “hawa kuku unaona wako wawili ila kwa kutumia
sheria za arthematic na geometric kuna kuku watatu mezani”
mama”hee embu tuoneshe mwanangu”
jamaa akachukua kuku ya kwanza akainua juu “ngapi?”
wazazi”moja” akainua wa pili “ngapi?” wazazi “mbili”
akawarudisha akisema”wazee wangu nadhani japo shule
hamkwenda ila mnajua moja+mbili=tatu so tuna kuku watatu
mezani”
baba”mmh kweli mwanangu umesoma. SASA TUFANYE IVI
MIMI NACHUKUA KUKU MOJA NA MAMA YAKO WA PILI WE
UTAKULA UYO WA TATU ULIYOSEMA”

Angalia uhuni wa huyu dereva

Dereva alikamatwa kwa kosa la kusababisha ajari ya watu wa5 aliowagonga. Trafik akamuliza kwanin umewagonga awa watu? Jamaa akajibu,”nilikua mwendo wa kasi sana, alafu nimejaza abiria ndani, gari likawa linakuja mbele yangu nilipokanyaga breki zikakatika, sasa ningefanya nin?” Trafki akamwmbia, kwanin ucngeenda upande ambao una watu wachache ili uokoe wengi? Jamaa akajibu, “nilifanya hivo, huku kushoto alikua m1 na kulia walkua wa4, nikamfuata uyu wa kushoto et akakambilia upande wakulia akazani cjamwona, nikamfata huko huko alipoenda, nikampa kitu mbwa yule”

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