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Vichekesho vya kukuondoa mawazo leo

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Dokta alipotembelea wodi ya mgonjwa wake aliyepata ajali. Mgonjwa akiwa amening’inizwa mikono juu akauliza “dokta ntaweza kweli kupiga kinanda nkitoka hospitali?”
Dokta: Bila shaka utaweza, wewe ni mpiga kinanda mzuri enh?
Mgonjwa: Hapana sijawahi kabisa bado.

Makonda wana mambo, Kila mtu ni ndugu yao

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda wa daladala.

Utasikia,
“HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO.
MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?,
NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI.
HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH.
Babu njoo ukae!
Baba angu hapo tusogee kidogo,

 

Alichofanya maasai baada ya kupanda Tax

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.

Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng’ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng’ombe ghali Masai.

Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Boyfriend na Girlfriend, Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Huyu bibi kweli kiboko, cheki alichofanya akiwa na babu

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Hotelini, Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Bibi na Babu walisafiri wakielekea kwa mtoto wao ambae hawajamuona zamani. Walipofika njiani wakawa wamechoka Sanaa. Wakaamua kutafuta hotel ili walale. Wakakubaliana walale kwa masaa 4. Wakalala, Walipoamka, mfanyakazi wa Hotel akawatoza Tsh. 500,000/= Wale wazee wakashangaa hata kama ni hotel ya kisasa lakini sio laki tano kwa masaa 4.…

Cheki jamaa alivyoumbuka baada ya kuhudhuria semina isiyomuhusu

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Jamaa kavamia semina ya wasomi iliyokua inafanyika maeneo ya ubungo plaza bas wakaanza kujitambulisha
1. Naitwa Anna niko SUA mwaka3 nasoma agriculture
2. Naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka2 nasoma public relation

 

Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu. 2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu. 3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara? 4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria. 5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.…

Huu ndio uhondo na raha ya kupanda daladala wajameni

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
1. nitakupa
2. Atapewa mbele
3. Hujapewa mbele?
4. Utapewa nyuma
5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri
6. Ngoja isimame nikupe

Vichekesho kumi bora vya leo vya kuvunja mbavu

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Taxi Mwanamke aliingia kwnye tax akiwa hana nguo,km alivyozaliwa!Dereva akawa anamshangaa,mwanamke akamuuliza hujawahi kuona uchi au! Dereva akajibu.ninachoshangaa c uchi wako,najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa umeiweka wapi?

Cheki kilichonipata sasa, ungekua wewe ungefanyaje?

Vichekesho Vichekesho vya Boyfriend na Girlfriend, Vichekesho vya Mabinti, Vichekesho vya Mambo yanayotokea Barabarani

Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na mtoto mmoja mkali baraa yaani ni mzuri sanaaaa, moyo ukanituma nimuimbishe mtoto akakubali kwamba nitafute siku tukae tuongee vizuri akasema nimpe namba yangu ya simu.

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