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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

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Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.

MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .

BINTI: Mi naitaka hii

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard

MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…

Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.

MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.

MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.

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Sifa 10 za mwanaume ambaye kila binti anayetaka aolewe angependa aolewe naye!!

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1. Awe na pesa nyingi

2.Siyo lazima awe mzuri wa sura

3. Ajenge ukweni

4.Awe mpole

5.Asimuonee wivu mke wake

6.Awe mwenye upendo wa dhati

7.Asishike simu ya mke wake.

8.Akimkuta na mwanaume apite tu, akitaka kujua ni nani asubiri nyumbani

9.Awe anamskiliza mke wake kwa kika kitu.

10.Asipende mwanamke mwingine zaid yake

UKIMPATA MWANAUME MWENYE SIFA HIZO KAPIME DNA LAZIMA ATAKUWA NI BABA AKO.
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Misemo 10 bora ya kuchekesha itakayokuacha mdomo wazi

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1. Mwanaume hata awe bahili vipi, hawezi kumpa mwanamke mimba nusu.

2. Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.

3. Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?

4. Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.

5. Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.

6. Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.

7. Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.

8. Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.

9. Hata uwe na imani kali vipi, huwezi kusali wakati unafanya mapenzi.

10. Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.

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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test

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Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.

Swali la kwanza,
Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)

WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la

2: Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu. (marks 99)
wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kukata majibu ya mwanzo!


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Huyu panya wa tatu ni noma

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🐀 🐀 🐀 Panya watatu walikua wakibishana nani Ni noma zaidi

Panya 1: jamani mimi ni noma Wiki hii nimekula rat rat(sumu ya panya) mara tatu na sijadedi !!!

Panya 2 Wewe unasema nini, mimi nimekula nyama ikiwa
kwa mtego mara 5 nasijawahi dakwa

RAT 3 Mmemaliza? Mie hata sijui mnabishana nini? Mimi hii mimba niliyo nayo ni ya paka !!!

Panya WA 1 na 2 wakazimia😆😆😆😆😆
Panya wa 3 huwa hapendi ujinga kabisa


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Angalia huyu mvulana anachomwambia huyu daktari baada ya rafiki yake wa kike kupata ujauzito

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MVULANA: Daktari, rafiki yangu wa kike ni mjamzito, lakini mara zote nimekua nikitumia kinga. Inawezekanaje hii?

DAKTARI: Ngoja nikusimulie hadithi. Kulikua na Muindaji ambaye alikua anabeba bunduki kila aendako. Siku moja, alichukua mwamvuli badala ya bunduki na akaenda nayo. Ghafla akatokea Simba mbele yake. Ili amtishie Simba, muindaji akatumia mwamvuli na kummiminia risasi Simba. Simba akafa palepale!
MVULANA: Sio kweli!! Lazima kulikua na mtu mwengine pembeni aliyempiga risasi Simba.

DAKTARI: Nashukuru umeelewa somo!!😂

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Cheki jamaa alivyoumbuka baada ya kuhudhuria semina isiyomuhusu

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Jamaa kavamia semina ya wasomi iliyokua inafanyika maeneo ya ubungo plaza bas wakaanza kujitambulisha
1. Naitwa Anna niko SUA mwaka3 nasoma agriculture
2. Naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka2 nasoma public relation

3. Naitwa Emmanuel niko UDOM mwaka3 nasoma computer science
bas jamaa nae akainuka kwa kusuasua huku akijishtukia akasema”Naitwa Elisha niko Tanesco mwaka wa 7 nasoma mita”


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Eti wanadamu walikuja vipi duniani

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Mtoto wa miaka sita alimuuliza babake:
MTOTO: Baa, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
BABA: Mungu alimuumba Nabii Adam na Hawa.
Kisha wao wakaanza kuzaa watoto na watoto
wakazaa mpaka tukazaliwa sisi. (Mtoto hakuridhika
akamfuta mamake)
MTOTO: Mma, eti sisi wanadamu tulikuja vipi
duniani?
MAMA: Wanasayansi wamesema sisi tulitokana na
manyani baadae tukawa binadamu. (Mtoto akarudi
kwa baba)
MTOTO: Baa mbona mama ansema sisi tulikuwa
manyani mwanzo?Au wanidanganya?
BABA: Mwanangu, mimi nimekuelezea kuhusu ukoo
wetu. Mamako amekuelezea kuhusu ukoo wao😂😂🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼


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