Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake….

Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake.

Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake….

Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi…

MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi

JAMAA; nimekuja kukuaga kesho naondoka

MJOMBA; ndo uje uchi?

JAMAA; ndio kwasababu nimeshapaki kila kitu kwenye begi

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Lugha za namba ni noma

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Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibu 21002 Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU 😂😂mtatuua na lugha zenu😜

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Raha ya kuoa kijijini

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Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Angalia huyu mwanamke mwenye wivu kwa mumewe alivyoumbuka, Mme wake kamuweza kweli

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WIVU HUU NI NOMA

Mke: Hivi mume wangu una wanawake wangapi huko nje?

Mume: Kama nywele za kichwa changu.

Mke akachukua nguo zake akaondoka, Kufika njiani akakumbuka mumewe alikuwa na kipara Akaanza kurudi kwa mumewe.

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Angalia huyu mgonjwa

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Mngojwa: daktari Nina tatizo la kusahausahau kila dakika.

Daktari: hilo tatizo lilianza lini?

Mngojwa:tatizo lipi?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Jamaa anayependa kuwafanyia watu uhuni leo kapatikana na huyu mdada

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Mdada alienda super-market kununua
kuku, bahati mbaya kwenye frij
kulikuwa na kuku mmoja tu, muuzaji
akamtoa akamuweka kwenye
mzani, akaonekana ana kilo moja na robo.

Mdada akamuuliza
muuzaji,’Huna mkubwa zaidi?’ Muuzaji
akamchukua yule kuku na
kujifanya kamrudisha kwenye friji, halafu
akamtoa tena kwenye friji na
kumrudisha kwenye mzani, safari hii
akagandamiza mzani kwa gumba,
kuku akaonekana ana kilo mbili. Mdada
akasema ‘Duh afadhali huyu
mkubwa kidogo, naomba unifungie
nawachukua wote wawili’

Mamaaaaa muuzaji sijui atatoa wap kuku wa pili😂

😅😅😅😅😅Hapo ndipo utagundua kwa nini MUWA co TUNDA 🚶🏽🚶🏽

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Mwizi kawezwa ki kwelii

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Et jana usiku mwiz kavunja mlango kwangu akaanza kutafuta kitu kila kona ikabid na mie niamke namuuliza unatafuta nini ananijibu hela ndipo nilipoanza na mie kutafuta nae maana hta hela ya kula Jana sikua nayo alichoka zaid nilipomuliza una uhakika uliweka humu? sipendagi ujinga🚶🏻 na kitu hela mm!

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Huyu jamaa kawaweza wapenda vya bure

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Jamaa kaingia mgahawani kwa fujo
JAMAA : Nipe soda moja na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapokunywa soda napenda kila mtu anywe
WATU : Ha! Ha! Ha! Haaaa!
JAMAA : Nipe mchemsho na kila mtu mpe wa kwake maana ninapokula mchemsho napenda kila mtu ale wake
WATU: Watu weweeee! Tena safari hii Na makofi juu..
JAMAA : Mhudumu, nipe bili na kila mtu mpe yake maana ninapolipa bili napenda kuona kila mtu analipa yake
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!

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Pale imebaki siku moja uhame kwenye nyumba ya kupanga af unakuta umebakiza unit 60 za umeme, inabidi tu uchemshe maji hadi yale ya kuflashia choo

😡😡😡😡😡

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Wanawake hii nayo ni romantic ?💞

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Alaf wale Madem wanaowavua maboy wao KOFIA alaf wanakimbia nayo thinking its FUNNY and ROMANTIC.. Hiv nyie mkivuliwa MAWIGI wakakimbia nayo mtajiskiaje?🐸🐸

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Google, Facebook, WhatsApp, Internet na Umeme nani zaidi?

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Google alisema : mimi nina kila kitu

Facebook ikasema : mimi najua watu wote

Whatsapp akasema : mimi napendwa zaidi kuliko nyinyi

Internet akasema : hahahaha nyinyi nyote bila mimi si kitu !

umeme ukatamka : mutabadilisha topic au niwaonyeshe😂😂😂😂😂

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Wadada acheni hizo

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Mfalme Sulemani alikuwa na wake 700 na alichepuka(cheated)na vimada 300 . Mpenzi wako/Mume wako unamfumania na kimada mmoja tu ugomvi na amani imapotea ndani ya nyumba,unasimulia kuanzia padri,mchungaji,ukoo wako mzima,mashoga, stress,vidonda vya tumbo,inapelekea mpaka unaokoka,eti kisa kamuonjesha mmoja☝ sasa akionjesha 700 si utakutwa Mirembe�

Wadada acheni HIZO
😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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Huyu mtoto kaongea point kweli, angalia anachomwambia baba yake

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Mtoto alimwuuliza baba yake,
Mtoto: Baba unaweza kumwachia hilo gari lako house boy/girl akaliendesha?
Baba: siwezi kumwachia gari langu hili aliendeshe ni ghali sana.
Mtoto: je mnaweza kumwachia chumba chenu house boy/girl kikiwa wazi na mkaenda kazini?
Baba: haiwezekani kamwe kuna vitu vya gharama na pia heshima haitakuwepo.

Mtoto: unaweza ukampa house boy/girl ATM CARD yako na namba ya siri ukakuchulie pesa?

Baba: mtoto unatafuta balaa sasa, unataka siku akiiba hii card akachukue pesa zote tuwe maskini, sithubutu.

Mtoto: aahaaaaaa, kumbe hauwezi kumkabidhi chochote chenye thamani house boy/ girl, sasa kwa nini mnanikabidhi mimi kwa house boy/girl na nyie mnaenda kazini mpaka mnarudi kumbe mimi sina thamani kwenu eeeeh!

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Usichokijua kuhusu sungura, panya na jamii yao

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JE WAJUA?

Sungura, panya na Jamii zao huwa na mwendo wa kukimbia na kuruka muda wote na umri wao wa kuishi ni miaka 15. Kobe ni mnyama mwenda pole, asiye na papara wala pilika, muda mwingi hujificha na kupumzika ndani ya jumba lake akikwepa maadui. Umri wa kuishi kobe hufikia hadi miaka 300.
FUNZO: Mazoezi ni kiinimacho na uongo mtupu. Jipumzikie mwaya!!!
🏃🏾🏃🏿‍

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Sio kwa wivu huu

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Wanawake nilianza kuwachukia tokea shule ya msingi.

Ni pale mwanamke wangu aliponiacha na kwenda kwa jamaa mwenye kichongeo kipya …inauma sanaa…

WANAWAKE SIO WATU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO ASEEE Bac tuu

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Mimi ndio nimeelewa hivi!

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Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Maswali ya kijinga yakijibiwa vizuri

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Haya ndiyo majibu mazuri😁😁👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Q: Umenyoa nywele?

A: *Hapana, nimebadilisha kichwa.*

Q: Hiyo simu umenunua?

A: *Hapana nimeitengeneza mwenyewe.*

Q: Utakula mboga na nini?

A: *Mdomo*

(Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga anauliza) Q: Nimekuamsha?

A: *Hapana nilikuwa naota jua hapa nje.*

Q: Gazeti la leo linasemaje?

A: *Sijaongea nalo.*

Q: Gari limejaa, nitakaa wapi?

A: *Usijali dereva anashuka kituo kinachofata utapata kiti.*

Q: Hiyo ni ajali?

A: *Hapana ni driver ameamua kupark gari upside down* .

Q: Umepause movie?

A: *Hapana wamechoka kuact wanarest.*
😂😂😂😂😂😂

🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂🏃‍♂

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Angalia huyu mtoto anachomjibu baba yake baada ya kutoka kwenye mtihani

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BABA: mwanangu kwenye huu mtihani uliofanya natumaini utafanya vizuri.
DOGO: ndio baba nitapata mia kwa mia.
BABA: kwanini unasema hivyo?.

DOGO: kwasababu jana kanisani tulifundishwa “Yesu ni jibu” kwahiyo kote nimejaza Yesu.
BABA: kwel kazi ipo
JE UNGEKUWA WEWE HUYO NDO MWANAO UNGEMFANYAJE?

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Baada ya kuumizwa kimapenzi haya ndiyo maneno

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Mkishaumizwa ndo utasikia, Moyo sukuma damu sio mengine. wakati mnapenda mlizani moyo ulikuwa unasukuma kinyesi!!!!!??????😂😂😂😂

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Jinsi nilivyogundua kuwa nina kipaji leo

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LEO NIMEPITA MTAA FULANI NIKAKIMBIZWA NA MBWA, NDIO NIKAJUA NINA KIPAJI KINAPOTEA TU………

SIO CHA KUKIMBIA, NI KUPIGA KELELE😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
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Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

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AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
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Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

SMS Nzuri: Meseji za Vituko Vya Juma Hili

Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pale imebaki siku moja uhame kwenye nyumba ya kupanga af unakuta umebakiza unit 60 za umeme, inabidi tu uchemshe maji hadi yale ya kuflashia choo

😡😡😡😡😡

Alaf wale Madem wanaowavua maboy wao KOFIA alaf wanakimbia nayo thinking its FUNNY and ROMANTIC.. Hiv nyie mkivuliwa MAWIGI wakakimbia nayo mtajiskiaje?🐸🐸

Google alisema : mimi nina kila kitu

Facebook ikasema : mimi najua watu wote

Whatsapp akasema : mimi napendwa zaidi kuliko nyinyi

Internet akasema : hahahaha nyinyi nyote bila mimi si kitu !

umeme ukatamka : mutabadilisha topic au niwaonyeshe😂😂😂😂😂

Leo nimepishana na Vitz imeandikwa, “Never trust women”

Nikajua huyu mtu lazima alikuaga na Range Rover

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Q: Umenyoa nywele?

Q: Hiyo simu umenunua?

Q: Utakula mboga na nini?

(Simu inaita usiku,then aliyepiga anauliza) Q: Nimekuamsha?

Q: Gazeti la leo linasemaje?

Q: Gari limejaa, nitakaa wapi?

Q: Hiyo ni ajali?

Q: Umepause movie?

Mkishaumizwa ndo utasikia, Moyo sukuma damu sio mengine. wakati mnapenda mlizani moyo ulikuwa unasukuma kinyesi!!!!!??????😂😂😂😂

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows