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Angalia Kiingereza kilivyoniponza

Shikamoo kingereza..!

Baada ya kufika Kempiski nikaona menu imeandikwa:

Sauteed white corn, rare lucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole!

Price: TSH 44,000/=

Nikaagiza!

Nilipoletewa ndio nagundua kwamba:Β ni makande na parachichiΒ ..πŸ€”

hapo ndo unagundua mwalimu wa kiingereza alikuwa sio mtu wa mchezo mchezoπŸ€’πŸ’¨

Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari

MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela baby☺
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn πŸ˜–
MDADA: hapana😌 Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
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Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri

Angalia mchezo wa kutuma message mara zikubali mara zikatae.. Lilishakukuta hili???

GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart

BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??

BOYFRENDΒ»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu

BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????

BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa

BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)

GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????

BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)

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Huyu mgeni wa huyu jamaa ni shida

Pale unapokuwa umefulia sana…

Mgeni anakutembelea Maskani kwako….Unaamua Kuchukua Ile Sh 600 iliyobaki na kwenda Dukani Kumnunulia Soda Unaondoka na Chupa Mbili Unanunua Fanta Moja kwaajil ya Mgeni na Ile Chupa ya Sprite Unaijaza Maji ili Ukirudi Uweze kumpa Kampani Mgeni……Unafika Seblen Unampa Ile soda ya Fanta Mgeni anakuambia Fanta huwa situmii Nipe hiyo sprite …..Bwana….Bwana. …Bwana….Weee πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!

Cheki kilichotokea stesheni ya treni, mambo mengine ukipaniki inakula kwako kama huyu jamaa

Jamaa Wawili Walifika Stesheni, wakakuta Treni ndo kwanza inaondoka. Wakaanza Kuikimbiza. Mmoja akafanikiwa kupanda akaondoka…

Yule aliyebaki akaanza kucheka sanaa mpaka machozi yakamtoka. Watu wakamuullza, unacheka nini sasa wakati umeachwa? Akawajibu: “kinachonichekesha, yule aliyepanda alikuwa ananisindikiza.

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