Eti hii ni kweli kwa mwanaume anayempa simu mkewe

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂

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Kauli 10 mbaya za walimu darasani, unakumbuka ipi hapa?

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1:Mkimaliza kuongea niambieni niendelee kufundisha

2:Baba yako kauza ng’ombe ili alete ng’ombe mwingine shule

3:Kama unajua kuliko mimi njoo ufundishe wewe

4:Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako

5:Hata msiponisikiliza mshahara wangu uko pale pale

6:Baba yako anahangaika kulipa ada wewe unafanya utumbo tu

7:Hata nikeshe nafundisha wengine ni mizigo hawatoki na lolote

8:Tunavisaidia tu kwan vikifanikiwa mbelen hata salam vinatoa?

9:Bichwa kubwa ubongo nukta

10:Wengine hapa wamekuja kukua tu

SHARE NA MARAFIKI ZAKO WAKUMBUKE ENZI ZA SHULE KIDOGO

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Hii ya mamba na kiboko kali, Wewe unaonaje?

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Eti kati ya MAMBA na KIBOKO nani kiboko???😜😜😜😜

Mi naona MAMBA ndo kiboko!😳

Ujinga mbele kwa mbele😜😜😜😜😜🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

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Baada ya walevi wawili kuokota kioo hiki ndicho kilifuata

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Angalia kilichotokea

Walevi wawili waliokota kioo, mlevi wa 1 akaangalia muda mrefu kisha akasema “hii sura sio ngeni machoni mwangu sema jina tu silikumbuki..! !!

Mlevi wa pili akamnyang’anya kisha nae akaangalia kioo akasema “wee kweli huna akili, si mimi huyu? halafu unajidai hunikumbuki …!!!

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Hii ndio ngoma droo kwa wanaume kati ya wanawake

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{ NGOMA DROO}
Sikuizi utawasikia wadada wakisema kuachwa na mwanaume asie na pesa nisawa na kuluhusiwa hospital

{Sasa na sisi} wanaume tunasema
Kuachwa na demu mpenda pesa nisawa na kumaliza mkopo benk 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanaume atutakagi ujinga!!!! Wanaume heeeeee🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂🏃🏾‍♂

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Angalia huyu msichana alichonifanyia

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Kuna siku nilichalala kipesa nikaamua kuomba dem wangu aniazime 10,000/= akanipa.
Baada ya siku mbili nikapata pesa zaidi ya laki nne hivi, nikaamua kumpa 100,000/= mpenzi wangu bila yeye kuniomba.
Baada ya siku 3 akaja kuniambia:- “Bae, ile 10,000/- niliyokuazima mwenyewe amekuja kunidai, so kama unayo naomba unipe nimrudishie maana ananisumbua leo siku ya 3.”
SAA HIZI NIPO ZANGU SINGLE NATAFUTA DEM MWINGINE

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Kali ya mwaka iliyotokea Benki Baada ya wezi kuiba

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

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Ndoa zina mambo, cheki haya mambo ya mtu na mke wake

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Mke: mume wangu leo 2badilishe stail kwani nimechoka kla siku hiyo hiyo tu
Mme: kwel mke wang hata mimi nilikuwa nataka nikuambie hivyo hivyo

Mke: sasa stail ya leo wewe utaosha vyombo mimo nitaangalia tv
Mme: huna haya wala hujui baya…!!!
we unadhani ni xtail gani mume aldhani???

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Ni wazo tuu!

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Siyo watu wote wanaokuuliza kwamba watoto hawajambo,wanakuuliza kwa nia nzuri,wengine wanaulizia watoto wao waliozaa na mkeo.duh!! tutafika kwel

🙆🙆🙆🙆🏃🏃🏃

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Eti kupooza chai kwa kizungu inaitwaje?

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Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana

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Sio kwa wivu huu

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Wanawake nilianza kuwachukia tokea shule ya msingi.

Ni pale mwanamke wangu aliponiacha na kwenda kwa jamaa mwenye kichongeo kipya …inauma sanaa…

WANAWAKE SIO WATU WA MCHEZO MCHEZO ASEEE Bac tuu

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Cheki nilichomfanyia huyu dereva tax

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Nilipanda tax leo.dereva tax akaanza kuongea…

Naipenda sana kazi yangu nimejiajiri hakuna wa kunipangia nn cha kufanya

….nikamwambia_ ..KATA KUSHOTO 😂😂

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Tofauti ya mchaga na mhaya wakipata kazi

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Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.

Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company

😂😂😂

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Cheka kidogo hapa. Huyu Chizi Kachizika Kweli

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Mvaa milegezo alizidiwa na pombe akaenda kulala dampo,

Chizi mwingne naye akaenda hukohuko, alipofika dampo akakuta mlevi kalala matako wazi,

chizi akaanza kuyashikashika huku akisema, kweli duniani kuna watu matajiri, haya matako si mazima kabisa wao wameyatupa!😆😆😆

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Ndege ya Tanzania

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Kuna maprofesa 40 walipanda AIR TANZANIA ili wasafari. Kabla ndege haijaanza kuondoka, Lilipita tangazo kama ifuatavyo:

Ndugu wasafiri wote, ndege unayotarajia kusafiri nayo imetengenezwa na wanafunzi wa Kitanzania.
Baada ya tangazo maprofesa wote waliteremka isipokuwa mmoja alibaki kwenye kiti chake
Walipomuuliza ni kwanini hakuondoka akajibu kwa haraka na furaha kuwa:
Kama ndege hii imetengenezwa na watanzania, hata kuwaka haitawaka!

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Huyu jamaa ni shida, Chezea wimbo wa Taifa!

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Mke mmoja alimpa mme wake redio aende nayo chooni ili asiboreke kwa vile huwa anakaa muda mrefu.

Basi alvyotoka akamuuliza,”ehe mme wangu ulienjoy?” Mme,”ah wajinga hawa!

Wameniwekea wimbo wa taifa,nimejisaidia huku nimesimama

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Hii sasa kali kweli kweli! wazazi wanachofanya pale binti yao anapochelewa kuolewa

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Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWAMKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..

Binti akifika miaka 30 na hajaolewa wanapabadilisha na kuandika TUNAUZA BARAFU

😂😂😂😂😂😂😆

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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Hii ndio ndoto ya harusi ya kila msichana anayotamani

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GIRL: Baby, hebu niambie harusi yetu itakuwaje?
BOY: Yaani hii haijawahi kushuhudiwa, ngoja nikupe kionjo kidogo tu
GIRL: Enhee…
BOY: Kwanza siku ya kupeleka mahari nitaswaga zizi zima la ng’ombe napeleka kwa babu yako
GIRL: Ooh baby u care..
BOY: Siyo hivyo tu, baba yako ntamnunulia Range Rover Sport na mama mkwe ntampa Range Rover Evoque
GIRL: Baby u are awesome…
BOY: Halagu mdogo wako wa kiume ntampa Prado Tx, na hapo nimesukutua tu mdomo sijaanza kula….
GIRL: Enhee…na sisi??

BOY: Sisi tutachukua mtaa mzima Oysterbay, kila wiki tutaishi nyumba tofauti
Halafu siku ya harusi yetu tutakodi zile meli zinabeba makontena ndiyo iwe ukumbi wetu, itatupeleka hadi Maldives
GIRL: Baby I love you
BOY: Tukitoka hapo tunaenda honeymoon Bahamas….halafu tunaenda Taiwan shopping ya fenicha, kisha Japan shopping ua electronics, halafu tunaenda Dubai nikununulie vito vya thamani
GIRL: Ooh my sweetheart…halafu tukitoka huko??
BOY: Tukitoka huko nachukua ndoo ya maji nakumwagia uzinduke usingizini na ndoto yako imeishia hapo

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Soma alichojibiwa huyu mzee baada ya kudai kutaka kumsikiliza Nyerere

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Mzee: Dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize Mwalimu Nyerere!!

Dereva: ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako miaka iyo saivi ungekua na gari yako

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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Vituko vinavyoandikwa kwenye daladala

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Huwa naenjoy sana kusoma yaliyoandikwa nyuma ya daladala hasa ninapokuwa kwenye foleni. Misemo maarufu
ya kwenye daladala.

1.Yatima hadeki
2.Utamu wa chips mimba
3.Ukitaka kujua ugumu wa kudai kopesha ukweni
4. Usiyempenda kaja
5. Kobe hapimwi joto
6. Acha kazi uone kaz kupata kaz
7. Ukichezea koki utalowa
8. Heshima pesa kipara kovu tu!
9. Mtumbwi hauna saitmira.
9. Silaha pesa bastola mzigo
10. Hata uoge mjini huendi
11. Chezea mshahara usichezee kazi.
12. Ukiona manyoya ujue kishaliwa
13. Ikisimama Panda
14. Pombe pombe tuu kunywea bar mbwebwe
15. Njia ya chooni haioti nyasi
16. Likizo ya maskini ugonjwa
17. When i grow up i want to be a scania
18. Hata bibi alikuwa binti
19. Kisigino hakikai mbele
20. Kama mapenz pesa kaolewe na benki
21. Hata barabara ina matuta lakin huwez panda viazi
22. Mavi hayana miba lakin ukikanyaga lazma uchechemee
23. Paka haishi kwa msela
24. Ukipendwa ujue kuna boya kaachwa
25. NIPO NIPO KWANZA
26. Mchana nzi ucku mbu
27. Ucmshangae funza kukata viuno ndio mwendo wake
28. Kama umelipenda(gari) bonyeza nyota liwe lako
29. Supermarket hawauzi mkaa
30. We nisubiri mi nakungoja.
31. Zetu dagaa kuku tamaa
32. Hata uwe na heshima vipi huwezi kumpokea askari bunduki
H
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Share na wenzako kuongeza siku za kuishi

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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AckySHINE App development	Active	January 2021	Ongoing	Create Mobile application for AckySHINE
Full redesigning	Active	November 2020	Ongoing	Move to another platform. Other URLs will change
Research Consultancy	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Change from content publisher web to service provider	Active	June 2018	Ongoing	Change from blog to service provider website.
English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili website Content creation	Pending	January 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Advertising and marketing	Active	March 2015	Ongoing	Ads Displaying and Guest posts
Website creation	Completed	January 2015	January 2015	This website was created on 7 Jan 2015, 18:41.

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Research Consultancy	Offline	Research Consultation services
Monitoring and evaluation	Offline	M&E Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Offline	Training and Facilitation Consultation services
English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
AckySHINE Market	Closed	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Pending	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Pending	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	Creation of New posts ceased. Old posts are available
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Advertising and marketing	Online	Ads Displaying and Guest posts

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Eti kati ya MAMBA na KIBOKO nani kiboko???😜😜😜😜

Mi naona MAMBA ndo kiboko!😳

Ujinga mbele kwa mbele😜😜😜😜😜🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

Nilipanda tax leo.dereva tax akaanza kuongea…

Naipenda sana kazi yangu nimejiajiri hakuna wa kunipangia nn cha kufanya

….nikamwambia_ ..KATA KUSHOTO 😂😂

Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.

Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company

😂😂😂

Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWA​MKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..

Binti akifika miaka 30 na hajaolewa wanapabadilisha na kuandika TUNAUZA BARAFU

😂😂😂😂😂😂😆

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

Mzee: Dereva ongeza sauti tumsikilize Mwalimu Nyerere!!

Dereva: ungemsikiliza mwalimu wako miaka iyo saivi ungekua na gari yako

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

Wazazi wengine wanaandika MBWAMKALI kwenye geti lao kama binti wao ana miaka 18..