Mama alichukuwa simu akampa mwanawe. Mama..Mpigie babako mwambie chakula tayari. (Mtoto akachukuwa na kupiga) MtotoโฆMama simu ya baba imepokelewa na mwanamke. (Mama kwa hasira) Akirud atanitambua leo. (Baada ya muda kidogo baba akarud,kufika mlangon tu kapokewa na sufuria ya kichwa. Hajakaa vzur mwiko wa pua) Mama..Mwanangu ulipopiga simu ya babako mwanamke wake alisemaje?? Mtoto..Alisema mteja unaempigia hapatikan kwa sasaโฆ..
Hata kama ni Mgeni this is too much.
Mwenyeji: Karibu mgeni karibu ukae,utapenda chai au soda?
Mgeni: Nipe nianze na soda wakati chai inachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa fanta au sprite?
Mgeni: Nipe fanta wakati sprite inapoa.
Mwenyeji: Utakunywa na keki au mkate?
Mgeni: Nipe keki mkate nitanywea chai ikishachemka.
Mwenyeji: Utapendelea ndiz au machungwa,
Mgeni: Nipe machungwa ndizi ntakula na wali
mchana.
Chezea mgeni ww.!!!
Jamaa kavamia semina ya wasomi iliyokua inafanyika maeneo ya ubungo plaza bas wakaanza kujitambulisha
1. Naitwa Anna niko SUA mwaka3 nasoma agriculture
2. Naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka2 nasoma public relation
3. Naitwa Emmanuel niko UDOM mwaka3 nasoma computer science
bas jamaa nae akainuka kwa kusuasua huku akijishtukia akasema”Naitwa Elisha niko Tanesco mwaka wa 7 nasoma mita”
Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuniโฆunaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuniโฆ๐๐๐๐
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Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke.
Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humuโฆ
Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji
๐ค๐ค๐ค
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho๐, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka๐๐ฑ,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu
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Baada ya kupanda daladala aina ya DSM kutoka Mbagala chalambe mpaka Mwenge na kulipa sh 500.Masai akachukua tax wakati wa kurudi.walipofika sasa shughuli ilikuwa hivi.
Masai: we dureva? Naulisa Ng’ombe na mbusi ipi ngali?
Dereva: Ni ng’ombe ghali Masai.
Masai: kwanini Ng’ombe ngali?
Dereva: kwa sababu ni mkubwa zaidi ya mbuzi
Masai: umepata..na mbusi na kuku ipi ngali
Dereva: ni mbuzi kwa sababu nae ni mkubwa kuliko kuku.
Masai: Umepata..
Masai: sasa me nimekwenda kule mwenge kwa ngali kubwa nikalitoa sh. 500 hii yko ndogo unasema nikupe 40,000 wewe acha wizi.. Nitakupa 250 Tu..wee acha lbia moraniโฆ!!!
_Sheria inasema kila anaetembea na chombo cha moto barabarani sharti awe na leseni._
_Sasa hawa wauza kahawa mbona wanatembea na chombo cha moto lakini hawakamatwi ๐ก._
_Hizi sheria zinapendelea._
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๐ย Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,
Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, ‘We nani?’, Jamaa akajibu, ‘Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa’. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
*Mniache mimi sipendi Ujinga Ujinga ๐๏ฟฝ๐๏ฟฝ๐๏ฟฝ๐
NIMEKAA NIKAWAZA ๐๐ผ KUWA KUNA MAMBO KAMA MATATU HIVI๐๐ป WAAFRIKA HATUYAJUI ๐
KAMA TUNGEKUWA TUNAYAJUA HATA HAWA WAMAREKANI,๐บ๐ธWACHINA๐ฏ๐ต NA HATA WATU WA ULAYA TUNGEKUWA๐ฝ๐ช TUNAWAPITA KIMAENDELEO
MAMBO YENYEWE,,
HATA MIMI SIYAJUI MAANA NA MIMI NI MWAFRIKA ๐๐๐๐
Pale unapo gundua kuwa yule ulie mtukana kwenye bajaji ndio boss anaeenda kukufanyia interview๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ
My freand apo ndo utagundua kwaanini wimbo wa Taifa tokea 1961 ni audio aujatolewa video
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*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!
Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.
1 Yohana 4:18 panasema, “Katika pendo hakuna hofu, lakini pendo lililo kamili huitupa nje hofuโฆ”
Lakini Yohana 4:18 tunasoma, “Kwa maana umekuwa na waume watano, naye uliye naye sasa siye mume wako.”
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐_MKE MTARAJIWA AKAZIMIA HAPA, TUNAMPEPEA_
Jana nilipanda daladala nikapata seat nikaketi, nikawa nimejiachia ninachati kwenye simu yangu(Smart phone), kukawa na jamaa kasimama pembeni yangu, ye hakupata seat. Sasa akawa anasoma message zangu bila aibu yani anafutilia ninavyochatiโฆ
Basi nikasema ngoja nimtie Adabu mshenzi huyuโฆ. Nikacheck saa yangu yamkononi kisha nikatext:ย “Oya Ben Kwaheri bwana, zimebaki sekunde 30 tu hili bomu๐ฃ lilipukeโฆ najua hatutaonana tena, nitunzie Familia yangu, wambie nawapenda sanaโฆ”ย Yule jamaa akajirusha dirishaniโฆโฆ๐๐
โkwani mi napenda ujinga xx ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaaโฆ
๐sick
๐at movieย ๐ in a meeting2
๐ kind of happy,, ๐busy,,
๐available
๐Driving
๐sleeping
STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU
“Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa
“Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa”
๐Kantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!
๐ I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it ๐ถ Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,
๐ Asante ๐ vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua ๐๐๐๐๐,
๐ช unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,
๐ nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz
๐ poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,
๐ช utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dadaโฆ
๐ก usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..
๐ท mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako uloweka๐๐๐๐
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Orderโฆ
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu โฆ
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
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Mume akamwambia mke wake:
“Funga macho yako tufanye maombi”
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
“โฆ Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4โฆ.”
Mke akadakia, “Unadhani mimi sina ee” akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!
Chezea mchepukoโฆ!!
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I’m so happy you’re here! ๐ฅณ
If you’re enjoying yourself, please leave a comment๐ฌ.
I’d love to hear from you! ๐ฌโค๏ธ
Your Friend, Melkisedeck Leon Shine
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