Kuishi kijijini kunahitaji moyo sana
..unaenda kuoga, unakumbuka kuwa umesahau sabuni…unaenda kuchukua sabuni kurudi bafuni, unakuta ng’ombe amekunywa maji yote..unaamua kufuata mengne,unarudi unakuta mbuzi kala sabuni…😂😂😂😂
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Navigating the landscape of romantic relationships often involves navigating the nuances of communication, including the use of pet names. While pet names can be a sweet and affectionate way to express intimacy, it’s crucial to ensure that these terms reflect mutual respect and understanding within the partnership. This article explores the dynamics surrounding pet names and offers guidance on fostering healthy communication in relationships.
The use of pet names can be a deeply personal matter, varying significantly across cultures and individual preferences. What might be endearing to one person could be unsettling or even offensive to another. Open and honest communication about comfort levels is paramount. A pet name, regardless of its apparent innocence, should never be imposed or used in a way that diminishes or disrespects the other person.
Consider the context in which a pet name is used. A playful nickname exchanged between long-term partners might be perfectly acceptable, while the same nickname used in a new or less established relationship could create discomfort or even insecurity. The power dynamics within a relationship greatly influence the acceptability of certain terms of endearment.
If you’re uncomfortable with a pet name your partner uses, it’s essential to communicate your feelings clearly and directly. Avoid passive-aggressive responses or subtle hints; a frank and open conversation is the most effective approach. Explain your discomfort, using “I” statements to focus on your feelings rather than placing blame on your partner. For example, instead of saying “You always call me that and it makes me feel bad,” try “I feel uncomfortable when I’m called that name. Could we perhaps find something else we both like?”
Reciprocity is another important aspect of using pet names in relationships. If one partner uses a pet name, the other partner should feel comfortable using a reciprocated term of endearment or at least a term of similar affection. A one-sided imposition of pet names can lead to feelings of imbalance and resentment within the relationship. The use of pet names should feel mutually agreeable and reflect the equality and respect inherent in a healthy partnership.
Ultimately, the use of pet names should enhance the relationship, fostering a sense of closeness and affection. However, if a pet name causes discomfort or undermines the respect and equality within the relationship, it’s crucial to address the issue openly and honestly. Prioritizing open communication and mutual respect will ensure that the language of love strengthens rather than weakens the bond between partners.
Remember, healthy relationships thrive on open communication and mutual respect. Addressing any discomfort with pet names promptly and directly will contribute to a more fulfilling and harmonious partnership.
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Hii ndio Bongo
Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.
MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .
BINTI: Mi naitaka hii
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard
MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee
MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…
Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.
MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.
MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.
💦😆💦
Ndio nilikuwa nimeshuka kwenye basi la SAI BABA pale Ubungo, nina Begi kubwa Mgongoni na begi Dogo la Lap Top mkononi, sura inatazama Mbele Very Serious kama nipo kwenye Gwaride la Uhuru!..Mabega juu yanafanya Cheers na Mawingu!, natembea kwa madoido…..leo nimetoka Likizo Moshi,
“Brother Simu ya ukweli hii..kitu cha Tecno C9 bei poa” hii ilikuwa sauti ya Teja mmoja hivi!
Yaani huyu Teja Bwege kweli,anataka kumuuzia nani sabuni? mimi sio wa kuja!…kamwe Siwezi kuibiwa hapa Town,hakuna wizi au utapeli nisioujua!, Mimi nimezaliwa Mwananyamala kwa Manjunju, nikalelewa Tandale kwa Mtogole, Shule ya msingi nimesoma Turiani Magomeni, Hivi Mbwa gani aniibie?…kwa Style ipi?
Sipendi kabisa Upuuzi!, Wajinga ndio wataibiwa, sio Mimi!…sasa Kwa mwendo wa haraka nikatoka nje kabisa ya Stendi ya Ubungo straight mpaka Stendi ya dala dala za Kariakoo, hapo ndipo nikakutana na Vijana wawili wadogo wakiwa na mzani wa kupimia uzito,…hakika napenda sana vijana wanaojituma kama hawa na sio ile Mijizi ya kule ndani Stendi!!,….hapa sasa nikapata wazo!
“Dogo mnapima uzito kwa shilingi ngapi?”
“Mia mbili tu Kaka!”
”Ok”
Kwa mwendo wa kikakamavu nikapanda juu ya mzani,lengo hapa ni kujua uzito wangu, Mtori niliokula mwezi mzima kule kwa Mshekuu sio mchezo, hapa nahisi nacheza kwenye kg za John Cena,
“Mama wee! Dogo mzani mzima huu kweli? Mbona nina kilo 134?” (Nilihamaki)
“Aaah! Brother huoni umepanda na Mabegi juu ya mzani?”’
Hahaha! kweli nimechanganyikiwa!…Sasa nikatoa mabegi yote mawili na kurudi juu ya Mzani, hapa ndipo Uzito ukashuka kutoka kg 134 mpaka kg 56!…My God kweli Body la “One Pack ” haliongopi! thats means mabegi yaliniongezea kg 78! duh hii ni hatari!
“Yaani we Dogo kitambi chote hiki kg 56? huu Mzani Mzima kweli?”
Kimya…
“Dogo huu Mzani vipi?”
Kimya…
Dogo ana dharau huyu!…Sasa ndio nikabandua macho yangu toka kwenye kioo cha mzani ili nimtazame huyu dogo asiyejibu!….ndipo macho yangu yakakutana na Kigoda tupu kilichochongwa Mvomero!…Dogo hakuwepo!….na Mabegi pia hayapo!…lap top haipo!….NIMEPIGWA!
Ni dhahiri watoto wa Mjini walikuwa wameniacha juu ya Mzani, wamechukua Lap top ya Milioni na wameniachia Mzani chakavu wa elfu 40, what a stress!….sasa nilirudisha macho kwenye kioo cha uzito na sasa kilisoma KG 38!…yaani dakika hii hii nimepungua kilo zingine 18, Hakiyamama nahisi hata utumbo wangu wamebeba!…niitieni Ambulance!
🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼
Kimchepuko chako kinakuandikia meseji kama hii…
…Samahani baby kama unavyojua nimeokoka ,nimetubu kanisani lakini nabii kaniambia niwaombe msamaha wote niliowakosea.
Nimemkosea sana mkeo kwa kumwibia mumewe na nimepanga kuja kumwomba msamaha kesho ntakuja na nabii na Mchumba wangu mpya nilie mpata kanisani.
Samahani kwa usumbufu uliojitokeza lakini hilo ni kwa ajili ya utukufu wa bwana!!!
Wako Manka wa Magorofani😅😅
Siku hizi kudekezwa na kupetiwa petiwa tunawaachia matajiri
Hakuna mwanamke yupo tayar kulalia kifua cha maskini ambacho moyo unadunda
Deni,, Deni,Deni, Deni .
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚶🏽♂
Kulikuwa na semina ya wanawake kuhusu namna ya kuishi kwa upendo katika ndoa.
Mwalimu aliwauliza ni wangapi wanawapenda waume zao? Wote wakanyoosha mikono kama ishara ya kuwa wanawapenda waume zao.
Mwalimu akauliza tena, “Ni lini mara ya mwisho umemwambia mumeo “Nakupenda Mpenzi”?
Majibu yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
Wengine wakisema Asubuhi ya leo,
Wengine jana,
Wengine wiki iliyopita
Wengine mwezi uliopita
Na wengine wakasema hawakumbuki!
Mwalimu aliwapa kazi kila mwanasemina achukue simu yake na kumtumia mume wake meseji yenye neno “NAKUPENDA MPENZI”
Baada ya meseji kwenda aliwaamuru kubadilishana simu kila mtu na jirani yake.
Kila mwanasemina aliambiwa kusoma meseji za majibu kwenye simu aliyoshika
Simu ya 1 – “Samahani, nani mwenzangu”!
Simu ya 2 – “Samahani, wrong number”!
Simu ya 3 – “Si nimekuambia usinitumie messages kwenye namba hii”!
Simu ya 4 – “Mh! leo mvua itanyesha”!
Simu ya 5 – “Nikija tutaongea zaidi”!
Simu ya 6 – “……Imedhibitishwa umepokea Tsh300,000 kutoka kwa ……”!
Simu ya 7 – “Me too”!
Simu ya 6 – “Huu ujumbe ndio ulikuwa unamtumia huyo hawara yako ee, leo utanikoma”!
Mwalimu aliingia darasani na kuwauliza wanafunzi juu ya ndoto zao za baadae.
MWAL: John we unataka ukiwa mkubwa uwe nani?
JOHN: Nataka niwe daktari wa moyo niwasaidie watanzania wanaougua magonjwa ya moyo.
MWAL: vizuri. Na wewe Rose unataka kuwa nani?
ROSE: Nataka kuwa rubani, niweze kusaidia watu wanapenda kusafiri kw anga.
MWAL: Safi sana Rose. Utakua utakua mfano kwa wasichana wenzio kuwa na bidii kwenye masomo ya sayansi.
MWAL: Na wewe James??
JAMES: mimi nataka kuwa tajiri mkubwa sana. Niwe na nyumba Tanzania, S.Africa, Marekani na Dubai. Niwe na gari 7 za kutembelea. Kila siku nabadilisha. Leo nikipanda hii, siirudii hadi week iishe. Nataka niwe namiliki viwanda, Makampuni, ndege binafsi na mashamba makubwa. Nataka niwe na nguvu serikalini ya kuamua nani awe Rais na nani asiwe……”
Akameza mate kisha akaendelea….
“Nataka kuwa na walinzi 20 wenye silaha nzito wakinizunguka, na watumishi wakininyenyekea. Nataka kuwa bilionea ninayeogopwa. Lakini pia nataka kuwa na mke mzuuuri sana ambaye nitakuwa natembea nae kila mahali.”
MWAL: ndoto nzuri sn lakini unahitaji bidii sana kutimiza. Haya na wewe Jenny tueleze unataka kuwa nani??
JENNY: Nataka kuwa mke wa James.!!
Askari wametumwa nyumba iliyokuwa kuna ugomvi wakafika wakatakiwa kuripoti kwa njia ya simu juu ya walichokikuta
ASKARI: Mkuu tumekuta mama mwenye nyumba kampiga mumewe chuma cha kichwa na kumuumiza vibaya sanaa
AFANDE: Kha! kisa mkasa mpk akafanya hivyo
ASKARI: Mama mwenye nyumba alikua anapiga deki mumewe akaingia ndani viatu kabla sakafu haijakauka
AFANDE: Sasa mmesha mkamata huyo mwanamke
ASKARI: Bado mkuu
AFANDE: Kha! sasa mnangoja nini
ASKARI: Si tunangoja sakafu ikauke
😎 Jamaa kamuaga mkewe anaenda semina Songea kwa wiki nzima kumbe kahamia kwa demu nyumba ya pili toka kwake. Siku ya 1 kalala asubuhi alipoamka kachungulia kwake kukoje,
Si kamuona jamaa yuko nje ya nyumba yake kavaa taulo lake anapiga mswaki. Akapiga kelele, ‘We nani?’, Jamaa akajibu, ‘Mshikaji mambo ya mjini, mume wa huyu demu kasafiri kaenda Songea mi ndo najivinjari hapa’. Mume kajibu kwa uchungu, Shenzi mkubwa, ngoja nirudi toka Songea nakuua.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
*Mniache mimi sipendi Ujinga Ujinga 🏃�🏃�🏃�🏃
01.👉 Wale wanafunzi walioongoza
Mashuleni, wanaenda kwenye
Engineering na Medical school.
02.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa pili, wanachukua MBA na LLB na kuja kuwa Mameneja wa
wanafunzi walioshika nafasi ya kwanza.
03.👉 Wale waliokuwa wa tatu, wanageukia
Siasa na kuwaongoza wote hapo juu.
Yaani wa kwanza na wa pili.
04.👉 Wale waliofeli, wanaenda Jeshi, hawa wakigoma, basi hao wa juu
wote hawana raha.
05.👉 Wale waliopata Zero na waliokataa
shule wanakuwa waganga wa kienyeji,
wote hapo juu watamtafuta huyu, pale
mambo yao yanapokwenda kombo. Tuache kudharauliana, kila mtu ni boss akiwa kwenye nafasi yake.
😂😂😂😂😉😆😆😆🏃🏿🏃🏿😜😜😜😜😜
Pale unapozamia kwenye Dinner Party ya Jumuiya Fulani, sasa Lengo la Jumuiya hiyo ni kupata Fedha za kutunisha Mfuko wa Jumuiya…sasa unakakaa mbele kabisa ili Muda wa Msosi usichelewe na kukuta kwenye Buffee yamebaki maharage!
MC : “Papai zuri kabisa kutoka Newala, Papai Mwendokasi, hili ni Shilingi laki 1..jamani Papai,nipeni ofa!”
MOSHA : “Laki 3 hapaaa!”
“Jamani laki 3 pale kwa Mosha, Papai linaondoka jamani, papai hili ni self contained kabisa….papai jamani”
KIBOLIBO: “Milioni 1 hapaaa”
“Jamani Mambo yanazidi kunoga hapa!…Benedict Kibolibo anataka papai kwa milioni 1 jamani, linaondoka papai!”
RWEYEMAMU : “nitanunua Papai hilo kwa Milioni 5”
Haya sasa jamani Rweyemamu ametoa ofa ya Milioni 5 Jamani, nani mweingineee?”
Kimyaaa…
Haya jamani Papai kama hakuna Ofa basi Papai linakwenda kwa Rweyemamu!……..haya sasa Kuna Kuku hapa Jogoo kabisa, bei yake ni laki 6 jamani Jogoo twitter huyu!”
WEWE “Milioni Mojaaa!”( hapa umejiwahi wa kwanza na wewe uonekane upo huku ukijua kabisa Wakina Mosha na Rweyemamu lazima watampandia Dau Jogoo, tena dau kubwa”
MC: ee sasa Kumekucha Jamani, Kabasele anamtaka Jogoo kwa Milioni 1 jamani!….ofa nyingineeee!”
Kimyaaa…
Jamani Jogoo anakwenda kwa Kabasele jamani!…ofa nyinginee!
Kimyaaa….
Kimyaaa….
😝😝😝…hapa sasa ndio mfukoni kuna Buku jero,..huko kwengineko NMB nill balance…sasa unageuza mimacho kumtazama Mosha kama atapanda dau kwa jogoo👀(mama wee Mosha anachezea Simu!)…..unamtazama Rweyemamu (teh anatafuna Kuku)…..mama weee😝
MC: Haya jamani kama hakuna Mwingine basi zoezi letu liishie hapa na limekwenda kwa Mafanikio, Mpatieni Kabasele Jogoo wake!
Hapa sasa unapokea jogoo wako wa MILIONI kwa Tabasamu la Maiti….kule nyumbani Jogoo wako Mkubwa unauza elfu 20 lakini sasa haka kajogoo kapya Mkononi kanakuwa kazito utadhani umembeba John Cena👀…Mama weee hapa sasa vidari ulivyotafuna unaviona kama vimerudi kwenye Ulimi….Chicken wings zinataka kutokea Masikioni…..Uuuuwiiiii,😝😝😝
Na hapa sasa kabla Dinner haijaisha ndipo unapojikuta Umebuni Cocktail ya Sparetta na Tomato😂😝😝😝😂.
chiel wie okee
Mwalimu aliuliza swali
“Kwanini watu wanapenda MAPENZI kuliko VITA?
Mwanafunzi mmoja akajibu:-
“Kwa sababu CONDOM ni bei rahis kuliko BUNDUKI.
Wanafunzi wote: Ndiooooo…!!
DOGO: Mama Jana Baba Alikuja Na Mwanamke Na
Akaanza Kumtoa Nguo Huku Akimuita Beib…
BABA: Kwa Hasira Ebu Wacha Kuongea Na Chakula Mdomoni Wewe Mpumbavu Sana Khaa!!!
MAMA: Eti Nini Hebu Endelea Mwanangu Alafu
Wakafanya Nini Hawa Nguruwe… DOGO: Wakanza Kufanya Kama Vile Mlifanya Na Anko nassoro Wakati Baba Alikua Safari Za
kikazi…
MAMA: Kwa Hasira Babako Amesema Uwache
Kuongea Na Chakula Mdomoni We Kweli
Mpumbavu sana…
Kuna mtoto wa jirani ananibore sana kila nkimtuma kitu dukani lazima aonje,
Jana nlimtuma sukari akala yote..
Sahii nmemtuma superglue haongei Sipendi ujinga mimi
😡😡😡😡😡😡
Mwenzenu nilikatiwa umeme jana basi leo si nikaamua kwenda kununua luku ya 10,000. Kufika njiani nikatamani fursana nikaingia kijisupermarket mara sindo nakutana na ex wangu! Mshenzi yule kaniona mimi sijui alikua na mpango wa kununua vocha ya jero eti kabadili kanunua vocha ya buku tano ilimradi nione maisha yake safi tangu tuachane. Mambo ya kijinga spendi kudadeky nimetoa buku kumi nikanunua mipampers nami nijifanye nimeowa nina mtoto halafu huyoo nikashika njia yangu.
Sasa washkaji zangu tafadhalini mwenye mtoto au shida ya pampers naomba anunue kwangu maana leo nalala tena kiza 🙆♂
Jamaa alichukua paka wake na kwenda kumtupa
mbal,aliporudi nyumban alimkuta paka
amekwisharudi,jamaa alikasirika sana.
Siku ya 2
akamchukua na kwenda naye zaid ya kilometa 50
akapiga chochoro za kutosha kisha
akamtupa,akaanza safar ya kurud nyumban
baada ya muda akampigia cm mkewe.Vp mke
wangu huyo paka yupo? MKE:Ndio mume wangu
tena ametulia hapa kwan imekuaje? JAMAA:hebu
mpe cm anielekeze njia ya kurud nimepotea😳
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali
na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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