Hapa itakuaje?
NAJISIKIA NIMEBOEKA…
SIJUI NIENDE KAMBI YOYOTE YA JESHI NITEREMSHE BENDERA
ALAFU NITOKE MBIO…..
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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta
Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake….
Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake.
Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake….
Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi…
MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi
JAMAA; nimekuja kukuaga kesho naondoka
MJOMBA; ndo uje uchi?
JAMAA; ndio kwasababu nimeshapaki kila kitu kwenye begi
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Alichokisema mwizi baada ya kushinda bahati nasibu
Hapa mtaani kuna mwizi sugu ameshinda mil.10 za bahati nasibu ??.
Alipoulizwa atafanya nini na hela nyingi hizo
Akasema anataka kupanua shughuli zake. Mimi sijamuelewa na sasa hivi watu wameanza kuhama mtaa…
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Nilichojibu kwenye interview walipoulizia status
Nimetoka kufanya interview wakaniuliza status yangu nikaawabia status yangu ni Hey there! Iam using watsApp, wameniambia nitoke nje I think wanajadiliana namna ya kunipangia kituo cha kazi
Angalia hawa vichaa walichokifanya, Vichaa bwana, ni noma!
Vichaa walipanga kutoroka, wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi watoroke!
Walipofika getini wakakuta geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi, wakasema “Turudi mipango yote imevurugika…
Huyu bibi kazidi sasa
Bibi kapigwa mtama na Kibaka na kuporwa simu,
Kainuka na kuanza kumkimbiza kibaka,
Kibaka kuona Bibi hakati tamaa akatupa simu,
Bibi kaikota na kuendelea kumkimbiza kibaka,
Kibaka “Bibi kama ni simu yako si tayari umechukua”,
Bibi kajibu “Bado Mtama”
bibi ujinga hapendagi”😡😡😡😡😡
Tofauti ya mchaga na mhaya wakipata kazi
Mchaga hata apate kazi bank bado atasema yupo kibaruani.
Acha sasa mhaya apate kazi katka mashine ya kusaga na kukoboa; utaskia i work as a crucial engineer in a monocotyledon finalizing company
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Ujinga wa ndoto ndio huu
👉Ujinga wa ndoto ndiyo huu
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Ungekua wewe ndio mama wa huyu mtoto ungemfanyaje?
Kuna mtoto mmoja aliamka kutoka usingizini alipokuwa kalala na mama yake na kupiga kelele “mamaa” mama yake akaamka na kumwambia nin mwnangu mtoto akajibu “mama nimeota ndoto mbaya sana” ndoto gani hyo mwanangu mtoto akajibu “nimeota tumefungua shule”
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🌚🌚Kibaooooo nyau wewe
Hapo sasa!! Ni shida!!
Umeshawahi saidiwa homework na mzazi halafu unapata zero?
Hapo ndio unajua shida siyo wewe
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Kuwa single nao ugonjwa eh, cheki huyu alichokifanya
Et
Umexhawah kuwa single had ukaamua kununua viatu vya kike kixha ukaviweka mlangon ili majiran wakipita wajue una demu ndani…😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KUA SINGLE NAO NI UGONJWA EEENH.😉
Jambo la kufanya ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni
Fanya hivi
Ukitaka mwanaume akusaidie kazi jikoni mwambie “NAOMBA CM YAKO NIWASHE TOCHI TAA IMEUNGUA”
atakusaidia kumulika mpaka unamaliza kazi zako zoote😂
Hii dunia kweli haina haki, soma hii
Unapiga kilimo chako unamsomesha girlfriend anafika chuo anakutana na msomi mwenzake anarudi anakwambia unanidai shilingi ngapi..,,?
Hapo ndo utatambua kwann kinyesi hakina mwiba ila ukikanyaga lazima uchechemee..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💤
Kweli mitandao imeharibu watu, angalia huyu anachokisema sasa
😂😂 kweli nimeamin mitandao inahribu watu
Leo kuna jamaa kamuona Dada akipita barabaran kapendeza jamaa kamwendea Dada akamwambia!
Dada nice photo 😂😂😂😂
Amri za chuo
Ndio hizi sasa
1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.
3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.
4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.
5.Usisapu
6.Usidisko
7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.
8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio
9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio
10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!
Mpenzi Akikuita Mamito, Mjibu Hivi
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Responding to Pet Names: A Guide to Healthy Relationships
Navigating the landscape of romantic relationships often involves navigating the nuances of communication, including the use of pet names. While pet names can be a sweet and affectionate way to express intimacy, it’s crucial to ensure that these terms reflect mutual respect and understanding within the partnership. This article explores the dynamics surrounding pet names and offers guidance on fostering healthy communication in relationships.
The use of pet names can be a deeply personal matter, varying significantly across cultures and individual preferences. What might be endearing to one person could be unsettling or even offensive to another. Open and honest communication about comfort levels is paramount. A pet name, regardless of its apparent innocence, should never be imposed or used in a way that diminishes or disrespects the other person.
Consider the context in which a pet name is used. A playful nickname exchanged between long-term partners might be perfectly acceptable, while the same nickname used in a new or less established relationship could create discomfort or even insecurity. The power dynamics within a relationship greatly influence the acceptability of certain terms of endearment.
If you’re uncomfortable with a pet name your partner uses, it’s essential to communicate your feelings clearly and directly. Avoid passive-aggressive responses or subtle hints; a frank and open conversation is the most effective approach. Explain your discomfort, using “I” statements to focus on your feelings rather than placing blame on your partner. For example, instead of saying “You always call me that and it makes me feel bad,” try “I feel uncomfortable when I’m called that name. Could we perhaps find something else we both like?”
Reciprocity is another important aspect of using pet names in relationships. If one partner uses a pet name, the other partner should feel comfortable using a reciprocated term of endearment or at least a term of similar affection. A one-sided imposition of pet names can lead to feelings of imbalance and resentment within the relationship. The use of pet names should feel mutually agreeable and reflect the equality and respect inherent in a healthy partnership.
Ultimately, the use of pet names should enhance the relationship, fostering a sense of closeness and affection. However, if a pet name causes discomfort or undermines the respect and equality within the relationship, it’s crucial to address the issue openly and honestly. Prioritizing open communication and mutual respect will ensure that the language of love strengthens rather than weakens the bond between partners.
Remember, healthy relationships thrive on open communication and mutual respect. Addressing any discomfort with pet names promptly and directly will contribute to a more fulfilling and harmonious partnership.
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SMS Mafua ndiyo hii
JE UMESHAWAHI KUONA SMS MAFUA?
Cheki hii hapa……..
“Mabo dugu yagu mziba? Bwada nasubuliwa sada na bafua baka dashindwa kuadika beseji do hayo dugu yagu.
Diobeeni dipone
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Hapana Chezea
Bafua
Angalia kilichompata huyu mwanafunzi kilaza anayejiamini
Teacher: Who is a pharmacist?
Shemdoe raised up his hand.
Teacher: So it’s only Shemdoe that can tell who a pharmacist is in this class? So there is no body else to answer the question except Shemdoe? (There was no reply from the students)
Teacher: Ok now Shemdoe, chukua hii fimbo, charaza vilaza hawa wote kila mmoja viboko kumi…. Shemdoe akiwa amevimba kichwa, akawatwanga viboko kumi kumi vya kushiba darasa nzima
Teacher: Now, my dear Shemdoe tell this dumb students who a pharmacist is…
Shemdoe: Yes, sir. A Pharmacist is a farmer who assists people. Shemdoe saiv amelazwa MOI kwa wataalam wa mifupa 🏃
Maisha ya Pwani ni Shidaaaaah
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jamaa akagoma kwenda kazini 😬😬 mke akabadili kanga na kuvaa iloandikwa nimemdhibiti ndo mana hatoki🚷 jamaa akaenda kuomba ushauri kwa rafiki yake akaambiwa twende nyumbsni kwako, walipofika walimkuta mke kavaa kanga imeandikwa ulidhani rafiki yako kumbe adui yako🤔🤔 jamaa akaamua kusafiri siku tano ili kupunguza hasira. Aliporudi akamkuta mke amevaa kanga imeandikwa ni bora nimpe jirani kuliko kiozee ndani
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hata kama hupendagi ujinga kwa maneno ya kwenye kanga utasanda tu
Kilichotokea Leo mahakamani
Leo nimeenda mahakamani, mara judge akasema..
Order! Order…
Mimi na kiherehere changu nikasema.. Chapati .. Maziwa na ovacado tatu …
Nimewekwa kwa karoom kengine hapa kanagiza..
i think wananiandalia chapati
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I’m so happy you’re here! 🥳
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