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Status za Whatsapp za Wazungu na Wabongo

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STATUS ZA WAZUNGU kwenye Whatsapp vere vere kliaaa…
👉sick
👉at movie 👉 in a meeting2
👉 kind of happy,, 👉busy,,
👉available
👉Driving
👉sleeping

STATUS ZA WABONGO SASA MBUTA NANGA MBONGO NGAFU

“Akutake nani una shepu la Kitorondo utaishia kumegwa na kuachwa

“Watu tuna nyota za Chips Mayai sio wewe mwenye Nyota ya Punda,halulaaa”

👌Kantangazeee ndo Kwanza naanza na ntakukomesha Mwanaharamu we!

😍 I love yu so much ur my only one,No one lyk yu and I mean it 🎶 Yu ma numba1 ma sweet sweet namba1 roho yangu mama,,

👍 Asante 😍 vimenitoshaaa tena kama ulijua 😘😘😘😘😘,

💪 unajifanya simba kumbe nyau mimi ndo maji kama hujanioga utaninywaa,

🙈 nauza Ubuyu kwa bei nafuuu kama unataka inbox me plz

😔 poleee jaman utapona wangu,,,

💪 utalijua jiji na chuki zako walingia na tako wakati hadi nyani analo kitu sura dada…

😡 usinisemeshe usiniongeleshe tena utaniambia vizur ulikuwa wapi..

😷 mdomo kaumbiwa mwanadamu ongeeni nyie me sijali ya wanafiki nafanya yangu huna hadhi ya kujibiwa na mimi
pamoja na ya kwako uloweka🙈😆😆😆

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Angalia mtoto alivyowaumbua Baba na mama yake

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DOGO: Mama Jana Baba Alikuja Na Mwanamke Na
Akaanza Kumtoa Nguo Huku Akimuita Beib…
BABA: Kwa Hasira Ebu Wacha Kuongea Na Chakula Mdomoni Wewe Mpumbavu Sana Khaa!!!
MAMA: Eti Nini Hebu Endelea Mwanangu Alafu
Wakafanya Nini Hawa Nguruwe… DOGO: Wakanza Kufanya Kama Vile Mlifanya Na Anko nassoro Wakati Baba Alikua Safari Za
kikazi…
MAMA: Kwa Hasira Babako Amesema Uwache
Kuongea Na Chakula Mdomoni We Kweli
Mpumbavu sana…

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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test

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Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.

Swali la kwanza,
Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)

WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la

2: Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu. (marks 99)
wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kukata majibu ya mwanzo!

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Staili nyingine za michepuko ni shida

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Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake,
MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?

MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana?
MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae
MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa
MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili
MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi
MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango
MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng’oo
SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr

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Huyu mchungaji ni noma, cheki alichomwambia pedeshe

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Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi

PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!

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Cheki tabia za kuandika vimaneno vya ajabuajabu kwenye pikipiki na bodaboda ilivyomponza huyu

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Jamaa mmoja dereva wa bajaji alianguka, sasa bajaji ikawa imem’bana akawa anafurukuta bila mafanikio Cha ajabu watu wakawa wanampita bila kumsaidia, Kumbe Nyuma ya Bajaji yake alikua Kaandika “NIACHENI KAMA NILIVYO, HII NDIO STYLE YANGU” 😂😂😂 Mpaka sasa nimemwacha bado yuko hapo *Sipendagi Ujinga mimi* 🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽🚶🏽

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Tabia za wachepukaji

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WACHEPUKAJI WENGI WANATABIA HIZI

1.Hachezi mbali na simu yake kila wakati.
2.Inbox na sending items hufutwa kila
wakati.
3.Ukimuomba simu yake ghafla lazima
akwambie hebu
kwanza…….
4. Kamwe haiiti always vaibration.
5. Namba nyingi ha save.
6. Kuna simu hapokei hata
iweje….anapenda sms zaidi
7.Majina mengi kwenye simu yameseviwa
kwa majina ya
kufikirika.
8.Muda mwingi ni mtu wakujihami.
9.Anapenda password na anabadili mara
kwa mara.
10.Akiazima simu yako, akitumia tu
anafuta dial no
haraka.
11.Always yuko na simu…..hadi bafuni
ikibidi.
12. Anajazba ukimuuliza chochote kuhusu
simu….anajishtukia.
13. Akiwa anachati anakuangalia mara kwa
mara
kiwiziwizi
14. Hana jeuri ya kukuweka profile picture
na akikuweka
humalizi masaa anakudampu huko
Hapa kuna ukweli asilimia millioni moja
kabisa
Share na washikaji zako😜😜😜😜😜

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Mabinti wengine kwa kupenda hela! cheki huyu anachokifanya

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Phone call
gal: hellow
Boy: sweety mambo vipi?
Girl: poa
Boy: utakuwa free weekend? nilikuwa nataka uje nyumbani
Girl: oh sorry ctoweza kuja sababu kuna haruc ya aunt yangu
Boy: kama ni hivyo sawa nilikuwa nataka nikufanyie sapraiz nimekununulia BLACKBERRY.
Girl: oh ucjal ntakuja na hata ntalala huko huko
Boy: na haruc je?
Girl: nilikuwa nakutania
Boy: hata mi nilikuwa nakutania

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Mume mgonjwa kazua mpya baada ya kuruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospitali alipokuwa kalazwa

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John aliruhusiwa kwenda nyumbani kutoka hospital ya
Vichaa, akapakiwa ktk ambulance hadi karibu na
nyumbani kwake, akaulizwa kwako unapakumbuka?

akajibu ndio nyumba yangu ilee, mara wakatoka
watoto wawili wamevaa uniform akasema watoto
wangu walee wanakwenda shule..
Akatoka mwanamke akasema na mke wangu yulee,
Ghafla akatoka mwanaume john akasema mimi
yuleeeeeeee…. naenda kazini!! JE, NI KWELI
AMEPONA??

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