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Mlevi kazua tafrani, angalia alichokifanya hapa

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MLEVI mmoja aliingia baa akavuta kiti na kukaa mhudumu akatokea kumsikiliza.
MHUDUMU: Nikusaidie nini?
MLEVI: Eeh! nipe bia ya baridi kisaha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa, wape bia na wao maana sipendi kunywa pombe wengine wananiangalia
Akaja mhudumu wa jikoni “nikusaidie nini?”

MLEVI: Niletee supu kisha wasikilize wote waliokaa hapa na wao wape supu sipendi kunywa supu watu wananiangalia
Safari hii watu wakapiga makofi
Baadae akamuita mhudumu
MLEVI: Niandikie bili zangu kisha waandikie wote bili zao sipendi kulipa huku watu wananiangalia

Wale wateja wakamvaa na kumshushia kichapo… teh teh teh teh teh hii kali hakuna cha bure mjini hahahaha na jasho la mtu haliliwi wandugu

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Mambo ya mke na mume haya, chezea mchepuko!?

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Mume akamwambia mke wake:
“Funga macho yako tufanye maombi”
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
“… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray 4 Joy, I pray 4 Love, I pray 4 Hope, I pray 4 GLORY, I pray 4 Faith, I pray 4….”

Mke akadakia, “Unadhani mimi sina ee” akaanza:-
I pray 4 Felix, I pray 4 Temu, I pray 4 Rweyemamu, I pray 4 Masawe, I pray 4 Benson, I pray 4 Onyango, I pray 4 Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!
Chezea mchepuko…!!

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Angalia sababu ya mke Mtarajiwa kuzimia kabla ya harusi

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*Jihadharini* na wachapaji wa kadi za harusi. Hakikisha unasoma maandishi yaliyochapwa kabla ya kadi kuchapwa na kusambazwa!

Mchapaji aliombwa aweke 1 Yohana 4:18 katika kadi ya harusi lakini mchapaji kwa makosa aliweka Yohana 4:18.

1 Yohana 4:18 panasema, “Katika pendo hakuna hofu, lakini pendo lililo kamili huitupa nje hofu…”

Lakini Yohana 4:18 tunasoma, “Kwa maana umekuwa na waume watano, naye uliye naye sasa siye mume wako.”

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂_MKE MTARAJIWA AKAZIMIA HAPA, TUNAMPEPEA_


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Amri za chuo

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Ndio hizi sasa

1.Hicho ndicho chuo chako usiwe na chuo kingine ila hicho.
2.Usilitaje bure jna la chuo chako mana utawaumiza wengine.
3.Ikumbuke cku uliyochaguliwa na kuiheshimu.
4.Waheshimu tcu, bodi ya mkopo na uongoz wa chuo ili upate kuendelea kuwepo chuon.
5.Usisapu
6.Usidisko
7.Usitumie mkopo ovyo.
8.Usitaman chuo cha mwenzio
9.Usitamani fakat ya mwenzio
10. Usitaman bumu lake wala chochote alichonacho. hahaha chezea chuo weye!


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