Mke; mme wangu ungekuwa tajiri ningefurahi
Mimi; kwa nini?
Mke; ungekuta na sisi tuna gari nzuri hatutembeu kwa mguu
Mimi; ah wap,unadhani ningekuwa tajiri ningekuwa na wewe?ungekuta natoka na kina wema,zari…
😁😁😁
naona anakusanya nguo zake itakuwa anaenda kufua
Kuna jamaa alipata ajali akapofuka macho👀, akaenda hospital akawekewa macho ya paka🐈🐱,
dokta akamuuliza: vipi saizi unaona?
jamaa: naona ila naona panya tu
👀🐀🐁🐀👀
Upo kwenye chumba cha mtihani,
maswalii yamekupiga kinyama
Unaamua kuchukua smartphone ugoogle kisha ucopy na kupaste kwenye booklet yako,
Ghagfla lecturer aningia na wewe kwa woga wako unaficha calculator na kuweka simu mezani,
Hapo ndo utajua shetani naye alikua anasimamia paper.
😂😂😂😂😂
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MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalishanini?
.
MFUGAJI: Nawalisha mabaki ya chakula toka migahawa mbalimbali
.
MWANAHARAKATI: Hayo ni makosa unawatesawanyama kwa kuwalisha chakula kichafu. Akapigwa faini… Baada ya siku chache wakaja wanaharakati toka Umoja wa Mataifa
.
MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalisha nini?
.
MFUGAJI: Huwa nawaanzia siku na uji wa ulezi, halafu mikate, mchana ugali kwa kabeji na usiku viazi
.
MWANAHARAKATI: Loh watu wanakufa kwa njaa wewe unalisha nguruwe, akapigwa faini….siku chache baadae wakaja wanaharakati wa Mazingira
.
MWANAHARAKATI: Hawa nguruwe unawalisha nini?
.
MFUGAJI: (Kwanza akasita kidogo) Hawa huwa nawapa shilingi alfu tano kila mmoja kila siku halafu wao wenyewe wanaenda kununua chakula wanachokitaka.. .
Mchungaji kamfuata pedeshe moja maarufu kwa
kumwaga pesa kwenye kumbi za muziki;
MCHUNGAJI: Kijana, tuko katika harakati za
kujenga kanisa, jitafutie nafasi katika ufalme wa
mbingu kwa kuchangia ujenzi huu. Na Mungu
atakubariki zaidi
PEDESHE: Samahani Mchungaji haitakuwa vizuri
mimi kuchangia kanisa, fedha zangu ni haramu,
huwa nazipata kwa utapeli na kuuza madawa ya
kulevya.
MCHUNGAJI: Yote ni heri, pesa yako tutatumia
kwa kujenga eneo la choo we toa tu!!!
GARLFREND»»hellow sweetheart
BOYFREND»»hellow darling(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kwanin hutaki kujibu sms yangu,au huna mda»??
BOYFREND»>najitahid kukujibu lakin mtandao unasumbua,imefika??(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»kama hunipend bhas usinijbu,kama unanipenda kwel bhas nijibu
BOYFREND»»i love you (SENDING FAILED)
GALFREND»»do you lov me????
BOYFREND»»i lov you baby(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»usiongee na mimi tenaaaaa
BOYFREND»»i love you sweetieeee(SENDING FAILED)
GARLFREND»»unataka mim na wew tuachaneee????
BOYFREND»»nshachoka mie na huu upUmbavu,shenz (MESSAGE SENT)
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Leo nimeiogopa pombe.
Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza muziki kwa sauti ya jenereta langu, akidhani yuko club…..nkamsikia anasema “wee dj noomaaaa”
Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza uo mziki kaimba nan?
Nlivyokuwa na roho mbaya Nikamwambia iyo ni collabo ya Yamaha na Petrol
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Wasiopanda dalaladala wanakosa uhondo wa kauli hizi
1. nitakupa
2. Atapewa mbele
3. Hujapewa mbele?
4. Utapewa nyuma
5. Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri
6. Ngoja isimame nikupe
7. subiri asimamishe nikupe
8. hivi nlivyo kaa ntakupaje?
9. Utapewa tulia
10. Nikupe mara ngapi?
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