Vichekesho vya Mabinti

Namna wazazi wanavyoongea na mabinti katika umri tofauti

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Miaka 13: Usipende wavulana ni wabaya.
Miaka 18: Sitaki nikuone na yule mvulana tena!
Miaka 23: Lini utatuletea mchumba wako?
Miaka 26: Wenzio wanaolewa.
Miaka 30: Tumekuambia kwamba acha
kuchagua sana wanaume, hutaki kusikia!
Miaka 33: Kuna mtu wa Mungu yupo kule
anaombea unaweza kupata mchumba
Miaka 36: At least pata mtoto mmoja.
Miaka 39: We will take care of all the wedding
bills…yeyote ni sawa sisi tutagharamia kila kitu mwanetu wee mlete tu .
Miaka 45: hivi kweli nani alikuroga.?

😂😂😂 changamkia fulsa umri ukifika

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Angalia wadada walivyoumbuka kwenye hii test

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Ticha katangaza test , Akatoa Masharti; Ukiandika jibu hamna kufuta au kukata.

Swali la kwanza,
Taja vyakula vi3 ambavyo ukienda hotelini umelipiwa utapenda kula (marks 1)

WAVULANA wakajaza; wali, ugali, mihogo.
WADADA wakajaza; burger, pizza, egg chop. Swali la

2: Eleza jinsi ya kupika kila chakula ulichotaja hapo juu. (marks 99)
wacha wadada waanze kuhangaika kukata majibu ya mwanzo!

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Kilichompata sista duu bishoo wakati akijidai kununua pete

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Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la vito vya thamani, akaona pete moja ya dhahabu nzuri sana amabayo ilikuwa kwenye shelf ya chini, wakati anainama apate kuitazama vizuri kwa bahati mbaya (au nzuri!), shuzi likamtoka- druuuuuu, soni ikamuingia huku akigeuka haraka kuangalia kama kuna yeyote dukani pale ameliskia shuzi lake, macho yakagongana na mwenye duka ambaye alikuwa karibu huku uso ukiwa umejaa tabasamu zito, mwana mama hakuwa na uhakika kama amesikika au hakusikika, akaona atumie nafasi ile kuyeyusha…Akauliza “Hii pete bei gani?” . Jamaa mwenye duka, huku akiangua kicheko, akajibu “Umeiona tu umejamba, je nikikuambia bei yake si utakunya kabisa?”

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Soma hii, kama wewe ndio mzazi wa huyu msichana ungefanyaje?

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Wewe ni mzazi mwanao anasoma kidato cha tatu mkoani umemsafirisha leo kwenda shule baada ya masaa matano ukasikia gari alilo panda mwanao limepata ajali wamekufa watu wote upo ktk harakati za kuandaa msiba,

mwanao anakupigia simu baba/mama mimi mzima sijafa mpenzi wangu ABDUL aliniambia nishuke Chalinze ili niwe nae kwa siku mbili alafu niende shule je, wewe mzazi unge mfanyaje mwanao?

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Bongo usanii mwingi!!!

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BONGO USANII UMEZIDI DAAH!!

…yani nakupeleka dinner unakula sana vipaja vya kuku na chips yai halafu nakupeleka bar unakunywa sana tu, tukitoka hapo nakupeleka club, Masaa yote hayo hakumbuki kuniambia upo periods hadi mdaa wakwenda kulala ndo beiby nipo kwenye siku zangu!! jamani jamani… Hapo ndo unaanza kupiga hesabu pesa iliyopotea buree😂😂😂😂

Ndooo maana mabinti wa kibongo 🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻


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Angalia haya mazungumzo ya msichana na mvulana, mapenzi ya ajabu haya

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Demu: Hny mambo jamani!
Man: Safi nipe habari wangu wa moyo
Demu:Wafanya kazi gani vile wangu?
Man: Ni fundi wa kufunga ATM
Demu: Wow dont tel me i love you myn mwa mwa mwaaaaah

Man: Mbona wafurahia?
Demu: Nami natamani kuja kufanya kazi za kibenki.
Man: Itakua poa sana nami natamani pia
Demu: Hee si umesema wafanya kazi ya kufunga ATM?
Man: Hukunielewa mie ninafunga mashine na za kunulia condom kwenye bar
Demu: nipishe huko


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