Wanawake wa leo mbele ya hela. Hii ni hatari

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MDADA: Baby nikwambie kitu
MKAKA: Yeah Baby Uko huru nambie
MDADA: nilikua naomba hela baby☺
MKAKA: WW nae kwa kupenda hela jana tu nmekupa hela Leo unaomba ya nn 😖
MDADA: hapana😌 Bby sio hivyo nlikua nataka nikashuhudie tetemeko la ardhi BUKOBA nasikia huko linaonekana vizur .
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wanawake kumbukeni sio vizuri

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Kama mpezi wako akikuita MAMITO Unatakiwa umjibu hivi

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Akina dada mpenzi wako akikuita MAMITO usikubali

na yeye mwite MAFORONYA kama mbwai na iwe mbwai🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Je hili ni kweli kuhusu mpenzi maskini na Tajiri?

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Siku hizi kudekezwa na kupetiwa petiwa tunawaachia matajiri

Hakuna mwanamke yupo tayar kulalia kifua cha maskini ambacho moyo unadunda
Deni,, Deni,Deni, Deni .
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Mcheki Chizi na daktari

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Tafakari na ujumbe huuuu!!!…

DAKTARI :- Unajisikiaje?

CHIZI:-Kila siku naota nyani wanacheza mpira wa miguu.

DAKTARI :- Nitakupa dawa leo hautaota tena.

CHIZI:-hiyo dawa nipe kesho sababu leo wanacheza fainali. na nilibet

😂😂😂😂

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Ulishawahi kukutana na hii? Maana yake ni nini?

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Ulishawahi kutana na hii….
Issa: mambo
Jeni:poa vp
Issa:poa nambie:

Jeni:poa aje ww:
Issa:poa nambie
Jeni:poa
Issa :bas poa
Jeni:poa….
Issa:poa badee basi
Jeni:haya
Issa:bai
😂😂😂😂……..HII KIITALIANO INAITWA LACK OF SOUND ENGINEERING NA HII INASABABISHWA NA UOGA……

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Utoto raha..! Angalia hawa watoto wanachokifanya sasa

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Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia

“Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri, Hongera”

Imebidi nisirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau hakuna.

#UTOTO RAHA 😂

😂😂😂😂👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

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Staili nyingine za michepuko ni shida

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Mtu na mkewe walikuwa bado wamelala asubuhi, mtu akapiga hodi mke akaenda kufungua mlango, si akakuta mchepuko wake,
MKE: Unataka nini we mpumbavu?

MUME: Nani huyo unamtukana?
MKE: Kuna mtu hapa anakichwa kama nenda urudi badae
MCHEPUKO:Nawewe pua kama poa
MKE:Miguu kama masaa mawili
MCHEPUKO:Masikio kama sichelewi
MKE: Ondoka hapa mjinga we. …… Akafunga mlango
MUME: mwambie ana macho kama sitoki leo ng’oo
SIPENDI UJINGA MM nikiwa na my love pr

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Dingi kauzu kuliko wote duniani ndiyo huyu hapa

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Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

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Kilichotokea baada ya polisi wa kibongo kukutana na mwizi mzungu

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POLISI KAKAMATA MZUNGU ‘yestaday I saw u at ze maize shop..(jana nilikuona dukani kwa muhindi) when u saw me u started 2 six six.(uliponiona ulianza ku-sitasita) u ran n decided 2 plant a car.(ulikimbia na ukaamua kupanda gari) zen u pot-cry me through ze window.(kisha ukanichungulia dirishani) now sleep down n snake well b4 I cut u a millet.(sasa lala chini kisha nyooka vizuri kabla sijakukata mtama) Chezea lugha wewe..!!!

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Tabia za Kimama kwa wanaume

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1, mwanaume kuoga haraka haraka ili uwahi kuangalia igizo, huo ni UMAMA..😂

2, mwanaume kupiga picha umeng’ata Lips na Unapiga na Camera Beauty Plus huo ni UMAMA..😂

3, Mwanaume kuangalia tamthilia na Jamai Raja na Maigizo kwenye chanel ya sinema zetu wakati mechi za kombe la dunia zinaendelea, pia nawe ni MMAMAA…😂😂

4, Mwanaume kuandika ‘Jomon’ badala ya Jamani, kuandika ‘Pw’ badala ya Poa, kuandika ‘Thatha’ badala ya Sasa, kumwandikia mwanaume mwenzio ‘Mambo my’ Huu ni UDADA, tena UDADA wa CHUO..😂
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5, Mwanaume kunywa soda au Juice na kubakisha, kununua chakula halafu unakibakisha, kubagua bagua chakula na kujamba hovyo hovyo baada ya kushiba, huo nao ni UMAMAA..😂
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6, Mwanaume kumuuliza mwanaume mwenzio anapata faida gani kuangalia Mpira, pia nawe ni MMAMA…
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Muda mzuri wa kulipa mahari

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Amini Nawaambieni

Hakuna Muda Mzuri wa Kulipa Mahari Kama Mwezi January. Baba Mkwe Anapokea Hata Buku Kumi…. 😄😄😛😝😛😝

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Wavuta bangi wa Colombia watoa mpya

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Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

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Wanaume ni noma, Angalia huyu alivyomdanganya huyu 👧 girlfriend wake

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Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT. Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE.

Girlfriend akamuuliza jamaa “beby vipi mbona uko hapa?” Jamaa bila woga akajibu “NIPO FIELD.

Wanaume hatupendi ujinga sisi 😠😠😠

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Tofauti ya mwanamke wa Kizaramo, Kitanga, Kihaya, na wa Kichaga

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Mwanamke wakizaramo: Unampa hela ana nunua dela anaenda ana msutia jirani, analivaa dela bila nguo ya ndani mbele yako, unazidiwa anakupa kitu fresh unatoka unatabasamu.🤝🏽🙌🏽

Mwanamke wa kitanga:
Unampa hela anapika vitu mtaa mzima unasikia harufu ya chakula, chenji inayo baki ananunua kinga ukirudi unakula afu unakula..👏🏼👏🏼🤝🏽🙌🏽

Mwanamke wa kihaya:
Unampa hela ukirudi unakuta majirani wote wanataarifa kuwa wew uliacha hela, anakupkia vitu vzuri, usiku anakuhudumia ukimsifia anakuhudumia tena hata mara nne kwa usiku mmoja..we mle sifa tu🙌🏽🙌🏽🤸🏾‍♀👌🏽.

Mwanamke wa kichaga:
Unampa hela anaenda ananunua dagaa anapika na michuzi mingi mpaka dagaa wanafufuka unakula kwa shida, dagaa wanakula utumbo wako unakufa.. Madaktari wanajitahidi wanakutibu unafufuka. Ukiwa hujapata akili vizuri anakuletea bili ya umeme, anakukumbusha deni la kwa Massawe, anakukumbusha kodi ya nyumba.. *Unashikwa na presha unakufa moja kwa moja*🙌🏽😂🙆🏼‍♂🏃🏾🤸🏾‍♀

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Utani kwa wadada wembamba

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wadada wembamba hebu nenepeni basi mnatupa tabu kusoma maneno ya kwenye kanga jamanii ………mnaviringisha kanga mwili mara 3 mpaka maandishii hayaonekanii

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Raha ya kuoa kijijini

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Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Duh. Chezeya kuhama!

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Pale imebaki siku moja uhame kwenye nyumba ya kupanga af unakuta umebakiza unit 60 za umeme, inabidi tu uchemshe maji hadi yale ya kuflashia choo

😡😡😡😡😡

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Misemo 17 ya kuchekesha

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1) gari la kuvutwa halina overtake
2) kisigino hakikakai mbele
3) wimbo wa taifa haupgwi disko
4) feni haiwashwi beach
5) mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko la ges
6) mganga haagiz tembele
7) hata bibi alikuwa bint
8) mke wa mtu sumu,mume wamtu maziwa
9) kipara bila pesa ni kovu
10) mbwa hanenepi migiuu
11) picha ya rais haina bodyguard
12) mjini shule kijiji tuition
13) saa ya ukutani haivaliwi mkonon
14) heshima pesa shkamoo makelele
15) ulinz pesa bastora mzgo
16) kuku ni kuku jogoo mbwembwe
17) kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe

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Hii ndiyo bongo sasa!!

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Hii ndio Bongo

Ilikuwa Ijumaa mida ya saa 10 jioni, mzee mmoja aliingia na kibinti kizuri kwenye yard ya magari mapya.

MZEE: Chagua gari unalotaka mpenzi….kabinti akazunguka yard yote mwisho akachagua Verrosa metallic .

BINTI: Mi naitaka hii

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo kabisaaa, mtoto mzuri kama wewe lazima upate gari uloichagua mwenyewe. Mzee akatoa kitabu cha cheki na kuandika palepale na kumpa mwenye yard

MUUZAJI: Sasa Mzee kwa kuwa umetoa cheki, gari utakuja chukua Jumatatu tukishahakikisha kuwa Account yako ina pesa benki. Naomba namba yako ya simu Mzee

MZEE: Hakuna tatizo (akampa namba). Haya twende zetu sweetie Jumatatu tunakuja wote kuchukua gari lako…

Siku ya Jumatatu mwenye yard kampigia simu Mzee.

MUUZAJI: We Mzee kavu sana, akaunti yako haina hata senti tano.

MZEE: Hilo nilijua, lakini wiki endi yangu ilikuwa tamu sana.

💦😆💦

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Huyu ndo mwanamke

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Akikuta PESA wakati anafua atapiga kimya kimya, sasa ngoja akute umeacha CONDOM ndo utajua kama umeoa KIPAZA SAUTI 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Ndio maana mimi nafungaga condom na hela kwa pamoja… akivikuta anachukua hela na kuishia kusonya tu.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Huwa sipendagi ujinga Mimi

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows

The simple biblical verse, "Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn" (Romans 12:15), speaks volumes about the profound importance of empathy in human relationships. It's a call to action, urging us to actively participate in the emotional lives of others, to be present not just in body, but also in spirit, offering genuine connection during both celebratory and difficult times.

Sharing in joy involves more than simply offering a polite congratulations. It means truly celebrating another's success, feeling their happiness alongside them. It might involve attending a joyous occasion, offering heartfelt congratulations, actively listening to their excitement, or simply being a supportive presence that amplifies their positive emotions. This active participation strengthens bonds and creates a sense of shared experience that enriches lives.

Similarly, sharing in mourning is far more than a perfunctory expression of sympathy. It requires genuine compassion, a willingness to acknowledge and validate the pain of others. This might manifest as attending a funeral, offering a listening ear during a time of grief, providing practical support during a difficult period, or simply offering a comforting presence without judgment. Active mourning acknowledges the depth of sorrow, offering solace and a sense that the grieving person isn't alone in their experience.

The practice of both rejoicing and mourning with others isn't merely a social nicety; it's a fundamental aspect of building strong and meaningful relationships. It demonstrates a deep understanding of human connection, a recognition that our emotional experiences are intertwined. By actively participating in the emotional lives of others, we deepen our bonds and create a supportive network that allows us to navigate life's ups and downs with greater resilience and understanding.

In our increasingly fast-paced and often isolating world, the act of sharing in both joy and mourning becomes even more crucial. It reminds us of the inherent interconnectedness of human experience and underscores the profound impact of genuine empathy. Taking the time to celebrate with others and to comfort those in need not only enriches their lives but also deepens our own understanding of compassion and strengthens the fabric of our communities.

Therefore, let us strive to be more than passive observers of life's events. Let us actively engage with the emotional landscape of those around us, offering our support and presence in times of both jubilation and heartache. By embodying the spirit of Romans 12:15, we cultivate stronger relationships, enrich our own lives, and build a more compassionate and connected world. The rewards of this empathetic engagement far outweigh the effort, fostering a deeper sense of belonging and mutual support.

This active participation in the emotional lives of others is not merely a suggestion; it's a path towards fostering deeper, more meaningful connections and building a more compassionate world. It's a commitment to shared humanity and a powerful demonstration of the strength found in empathy and connection.

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English to Swahili Translation services	Offline	English Swahili translation services
Web designing and development	Offline	Multiple platforms
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AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	Coming soon
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Monitoring and evaluation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
Training and facilitation	Completed	June 2018	August 2018	Consultation services
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English to Swahili Translation services	Completed	August 2017	September 2017	All translation services
Web designing and development	Completed	January 2017	March 2017	Multiple platform
AckySHINE Market	Closed	July 2015	January 2017	Closed Permanent
AckySHINE Kutafutana	Closed	April 2016	June 2020	Closed permanent
AckySHINE Dedication	Pending	June 2018	Ongoing	Coming soon
Designing AckySHINE Shop	Completed	February 2017	February 2017	AckySHINE Shop is a collection of digital products
Designing AckySHINE Library	Completed	November 2016	November 2017	Pdf Library for reading and downloading pdf
English Website Content creation	Pending	August 2016	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
Swahili Catholic Website	Pending	March 2015	May 2018	Creation of New posts ceased.
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SMS Nzuri: Meseji za Vihoja Vya Kuwaadisia

Leo nimepulizia Air Fresh yenye Harufu ya Pilau nyumbani kwangu sasa watoto wa Jirani wamehamia Mlangoni kwangu ndio wanacheza hapo. Kila nikitoka wananisalimia. Mama yao ndio kanimaliza kabisa nimetoka akaniambia

“Kumbe wewe ni Mpishi mzuri, Hongera”

Imebidi nisirudi nyumbani maana wale watoto wanaweza kuingia ndani kabisa na pilau hakuna.

#UTOTO RAHA 😂

😂😂😂😂👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

Mtoto: Baba nitumie pesa ya matumizi huku shuleni hali ni mbaya sana la sivyo najinyonga.

Baba: Huku nyumbani hali ni mbaya kuliko huko shuleni kwahiyo kama unajinyonga utapunguza Bajeti, kopa Kamba dukani kwa Mangi nitalipa nikija kuchukua Maiti yako, Mungu akulaze mahali pema peponi Mwanangu…..

Amini Nawaambieni

Hakuna Muda Mzuri wa Kulipa Mahari Kama Mwezi January. Baba Mkwe Anapokea Hata Buku Kumi…. 😄😄😛😝😛😝

Asubuhi ya leo huko nchini Colombia baada ya serikali kuidhinisha matumizi ya bangi kuwa halali +++ Wavutaji bangi wamepanda basi la gorofa wengine juu wengine chini….

Waliopanda chini wanawauliza wa juu huko speed ni ngapi maana huku ni 80.

Wajuu wakajibu huku mpaka sasa hatujui dereva bado hajaja…. 😂😂😂

Jamaa kamdanganya girlfriend wake kuwa anasomea HOTEL MANAGEMENT. Siku huyo girlfriend akamkuta jamaa anaosha vyombo kwa MAMA NTILIE.

Girlfriend akamuuliza jamaa “beby vipi mbona uko hapa?” Jamaa bila woga akajibu “NIPO FIELD.

Wanaume hatupendi ujinga sisi 😠😠😠

Wadada wembamba hebu nenepeni basi mnatupa tabu kusoma maneno ya kwenye kanga jamanii ………mnaviringisha kanga mwili mara 3 mpaka maandishii hayaonekanii

Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pale imebaki siku moja uhame kwenye nyumba ya kupanga af unakuta umebakiza unit 60 za umeme, inabidi tu uchemshe maji hadi yale ya kuflashia choo

😡😡😡😡😡

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Empathy in Action: Sharing Life's Joys and Sorrows